Blog Archives

“Wha…” *mind goes blank*

• July 10, 2012 • 21 Comments

“I’m screwed five ways from Sunday unless this phone works.”

• June 29, 2012 • 9 Comments

“Well this day is off to a rousing start.” *grumble*

• June 26, 2012 • 15 Comments

“Dude. I’ve answered that question about a thousand times.” :)

• May 30, 2012 • 17 Comments

“Hey, sound guy! You gonna hit my music or what?”

• May 27, 2012 • 1 Comment

“What do you mean, ‘Are they real?’ Wanna feel ’em?”

• May 2, 2012 • 12 Comments

“Pucker up and lay one on me right here.”

• April 28, 2012 • 4 Comments

Badasses don’t need no stinkin’ hospitals.

• April 24, 2012 • 11 Comments

“That ain’t in my job description.” :P

• April 22, 2012 • 7 Comments

“Well? You gonna get in, or what?”

• April 20, 2012 • 7 Comments

Let’s play… What’s that scenario?

• April 10, 2012 • 5 Comments

“Hey. Your side’s getting cold.”

• March 30, 2012 • 8 Comments

“OMG, she gave me her address!”

• February 29, 2012 • 7 Comments

“Kill the light on the way out, would ya?”

• February 7, 2012 • 4 Comments

“Mm. That looks good.”

• December 17, 2011 • 12 Comments