[series] Rain’s World of Endorsements: Raising the Bar, The Chocolate Bar – Scalar Chocolate

Cloud cover by: Michele, Staff Writer

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I absolutely adore young, baby Bi!!

His very early endorsements just make me feel all warm and fuzzy probably because he exudes such pure energetic innocence.  There is something so endearing and honest about him and that is something that is consistently present in all he does.  There is no pretense with Rain.  What you see is what you get.  I admire that about him.  That honesty is always present be it in his live stage performances or on the screen, CFs included. I refuse to believe he has it in him to fake the kind of fun he seems to have in these early commercial films!

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In this early CF, however, that innocence I was talking about went right out the window.  This here is kind of pushing the provocative envelope, if you ask me!!  The only thing remotely innocent in this one is Rain’s adorable smile!!

As I was watching this CF for Scalar Chocolate, it all of the sudden became apparent to me that Rain was the living, breathing personification of a chocolate bar.  He was the bar of chocolate.  This chocolate was not just being relegated to his abs, mind you.  No.  Rain was the ENTIRE bar being ogled, unwrapped and just about to be bitten into by the lovely audience member mesmerized by his deliciousness!!!  Look at what he is wearing!! Is that a cellophane wrapper jacket? O.o

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I love it.  That jacket goes flying off of him right as she is peeling away the wrapper on that candy bar!  There is nothing innocent about that!  That is pure, straight-in-your face provocative.  Well it stands to reason, I suppose.  Chocolate is pretty decadent!  There is a part of me that should feel bad about our young and burgeoning world star being objectified and all.  I know, I know.  But, if someone were to objectify me, I cannot think of a better object I would want to be than a creamy bar of chocolate.  Especially one so strategically placed in such close proximity to Rain’s lovely lips! ♥

Michele @cloudusa.wordpress.com/CloudUSA.org

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[Video credit: hinade bella]

~ by Michele on October 30, 2013.

6 Responses to “[series] Rain’s World of Endorsements: Raising the Bar, The Chocolate Bar – Scalar Chocolate”

  1. Hear! Hear! I totally agree Terri


  2. Reblogged this on Your Daily K-Shot of Hot.


  3. LMAO!

    Michele, honey, let’s just say you hit that nail right on the head. It was definitely all about peeling the wrapper off of Baby Boy there. heheheheheh


    Stephe ^@@^


    • At first I was all la-la-la-la…look at baby Bi dancing and grooving. Then I was like…hey, is that a clear plastic wrapper he is wearing????? He MUST be the chocolate bar. Bwaaahahahaaa!! Perfect. What started off looking so innocent was fodder for the naughty noona mind, indeed!! Still, Rain and chocolate – sounds likes a match made in naughty noona heaven if there ever was!!! ❤


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