[LOL] Our U.S. Netizens on Rain & Kim Tae Hee
~Cloud Cover by Terri :-}, Managing Editor
LOL. While the netizens in South Korea were going insane and the English-speaking K-Pop fanatics trolling gossip I-rags like allkpop.com weren’t doing much better, some of the funniest comments out there were those coming from mainstream entertainment news readers in the U.S.A., who couldn’t quite figure out what the fuss over Rain and Kim Tae Hee’s dating situation was all about.
Below, take a look at some of the best U.S. netizen comments out there so far—gleaned mostly from Yahoo News and Yahoo Music News, ’cause those guys are crazy. LOL.:
“Somehow, I don’t think he’s the first soldier to sneak a rendezvous with a girl. And, he won’t be the last either.”
“Who met with who?”
“She’s a hot little piece of a*s*s. I don’t blame him.”
“He was just following orders…from his ‘little general’.
“They can punish him by forcing him to watch that Kardashian show on TV.”
“She is like candy. Warm, soft candy. With sprinkles.”
“Just wait until sun meets hail.”
“The punis#$%$ent must be great and powerful to deter all others from even thinking of such an atrocity.”
“South Korea is WEIRD in so MANY ways!”
“Ninja #$%$assin is a fun movie.”
“Who cares?”
“Well he won’t be the first Cpl punished for chasing legs and I bet he won’t be the last… Especially legs that go with a face like hers.”
“The cane in Spain falls mainly on the Rain.”
“Maybe his punishment should be being forced to listen to Psy’s ‘Gangnam Style’ song in a loop for 3 days.”
“No Kimch’i for you tonight, Rain.”
“Rain is the hottest thing I’ve seen since fire.”
“Chasing T & A is a fine military tradition :-)”
“Man if I had a dollar for every time one of the Privates in my platoon showed up for morning formation blitzed because he was out late chasing tail, I could have retired a rich man.”“‘Just who were you meeting while you were supposed to be on duty, Corporal Rain?’ ‘Tae Hee.’ ‘This is no laughing matter!'”“We’ll make a deal: South Korea leaves Rain alone and they can execute PSY.”“I wonder if M*A*S*H is a popular show in Korea? Maybe in the south, not so much in the north….”
Even funnier was when I discovered that most of the news sites, like Time.com, the Associated Press, and other local online newspaper sites, enjoyed absolutely no comments at all. That’s right. Zilch. Zero. Nada.
Gee. I guess that’ll teach us Clouds to get all worked up for nothing.
Hm. I wonder what’s on TV?
Terri :-}
Cloud USA 
There was mention about having a Clouds party in Vegas at a Rain concert. Is there information about Rain performing in Las vegas after his discharge and if so please let us know details about concert and possible party on the “Black Women Love Bi” website. Thanks
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Kerry,
We’ve not heard any “official” word yet about a concert in Las Vegas after Rain’s discharge. He did say that he wanted to have one when he was DJing on Speeding Instinct. But that is all that was said.
If we hear of any information about any fan activities or a future Rain concert, we will certainly post about it here.
Terri :-}
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Here’s my version, “The pain from Rain is mainly from his cane and I would love to sustain that kind of pain from Rain.” I need a cold shower, bye.
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LOL. Just found more chuckles on Yahoo Music News:
“Stephen Colbert: ‘Raaaaiiiinnn!'”
“Just one comment: MOVE, RAIN – MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!”
“Worth it.”
“He went AWOL for some “KIM” chee”
“Would it have been a problem if he had met with a male actor? In other words, isn’t he essentially being punished for not being gay?” (Gotta LOVE that logic…LOL. :-})
“Ok, what’s in the water in SK- these two are 30 and 32? They look like they are in their teens- I’ll have what they’re having, please.”
“This story has the makings of lifetime movie.”
“Good for him…good for him. It’s like the two main characters from the Korean Sitcom: Iris”
“Punish me. It was well worth it.”
“Everyone knows that Rain must fall.” (Ouch! LOL. :-})
“What happens when you kiss someone? Do they send you to North Korea? Damn.”
“The pain for Rain is mainly from the cane.” (How many ways can they say this? LOL. :-})
“Tell me exactly why this is news?”
Terri :-}
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Lmao hahaha good ones
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WOW!
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Or maybe it’s just like that scene from Ali G Indahause when Sacha Baron Cohen fantasizes about Naomi Campbell: Naomi asks Sacha if he’s been “a bad boy” and requests him to rub oil into her in exchange of him removing his hat… x’D
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Love the comments.. some of them are so clever!
I still do not understand what the big fuss is all about????
Good taste, Rain… I like it **going home to nurse a broken heart now**
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River! Dear Lord, how I miss you! *HUGS*
😀
Stephe ^@@^
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Stephe dearest.. I miss you and the beautiful ladies of Cloud USA too. A few days break before work resumes again, and I am supposed to be studying… I am reading up on Rain instead lol lol lol
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Enjoy your break, woman. God knows you deserve it. For sure, Rain is a hard habit to break. Best just give in. LOL!
Stephe ^@@^
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These are funny. I know I’ve been told some tales about “off-base military activity” from hubby that curled my non-existent eyelashes! So here’s to my favorite of the quotes:
“Man if I had a dollar for every time one of the Privates in my platoon showed up for morning formation blitzed because he was out late chasing tail, I could have retired a rich man.”
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LOL.
I know what you mean, there. I wonder if Korea knows how ridiculous this looks from the outside?
Terri :-}
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If they don’t, they ought too. In the U.S., it’s but a “blip” on the radar of military importance. Our military sees that type of activity as a “rite of passage” really. Especially when most (not all of course) young men/women enter the services at 18 or 19 (like hubby). I met him when he was 22 and boy did he have “stories to tell.”
LOL!
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Hey,
You ever tried running behind someone in PT formation smelling like he dranked an entire brewery? GAG lol
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These are extremely funny… my favs are
“He was just following orders…from his ‘little general’ (lol!) and “Man if I had a dollar for every time one of the Privates in my platoon showed up for morning formation blitzed because he was out late chasing tail, I could have retired a rich man.”
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Omg LMAO HAHAHA now those were some funny comments..you must post more.
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LOL.
I will post more if I find any. Everybody can certainly post them here in the comments too. If you find any jewels, please share them.
Terri :-}
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Ok Terri, sure will….you know Terri who could blame jihoon from seeing Kim tae hee, he got tired of seeing every man’s little general, hell he wanted to say hello to kitty lol
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STEPHE & TERRI
did u ladies read latest new RAIN is put himself in FRONT LINE here is trying to torturing himself? coz of he want to apologized he did wrong i am SCARE AND NOT HAPPY
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He said he would serve at the front if he could but he WON’T because it won’t solve the problem (and he is right). Calm it down.
Stephe ^@@^
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stephe
i am sorry i think sometime i get this mood for no reason suddenly maybe that why nobody like me ahahahaha i try not to took think so personal and wait until what ready happen and yes i realized that i cough myself too i hope i did scare anybody here ~
i wait for final DMZ decision what happen with Rain hopefully he still do contrary train instead !
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Don’t apologize, dear. With everything that has happened to Rain lately, we’re all on edge. You didn’t scare anybody. I should have sent you a hug with my comment, but I was researching and in a hurry so I forgot!
Here it is! *HUUUUUUGGGGZZZZZZZZ*
kekekekekeke
Stephe ^@@^
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“Somehow, I don’t think he’s the first soldier to sneak a rendezvous with a girl. And, he won’t be the last either.”…….Maybe his punishment should be being forced to listen to Psy’s ‘Gangnam Style’ song in a loop for 3 days.”“Rain is the hottest thing I’ve seen since fire.”,,, LMAO~~ all this comment so funny i could see the picture of RAIN eye and face and body all exhausted and give that MAGIC STICK ….. to funny ~
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OMG, if they’d tied him to a chair and made him watch the Kardashians show, the poor man would have been begging to be shipped off to the Korean Demilitarized Zone in less than 5 minutes.
THAT’s what I call undiluted torture!
Stephe ^@@^
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*chuckle*
Terri :-}
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LOL!!
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Okay so I admit the comments have a sense of humor… they made me laugh.
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:-}
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Rain speaks …http://memo-rain.ning.com/profiles/blogs/15-jan-13-yonhap-news-rain-i-would-just-serve-on-the-front-right-
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I saw that over on The Cloud. I think Stephe is going to do a post on it later.
I was glad he actually defended himself from the Media a little. I mean really.
Terri :-}
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Absolutely he should blast the media, but it’s not his style so I quess he will bite his tongue.
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Well, okay, I’m not sure I’d say he was actually biting his tongue. It was supposed to be an “apology” letter, but he did manage to get a dig about the media and his dating while “on duty” in there, making sure that everyone knew that just because he was dating didn’t mean he wasn’t doing his duty. And I’m glad he did, dammit.
The Korean media crucified him. They were awful. And I hope after he finishes with this military crap he will stand up and speak up for both himself and Tae Hee and ream them a new one. I’m going to too. I was just waiting for the finish of his confinement. I’ll probably do that next weekend when I’m off.
Terri :-}
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LOL! my favourite, my favourite! ‘No kimchi for you tonight, Rain’ hahahaha hilarious!. ‘Rain is th hottest thing I’ve seen since fire’ is EPIC.
Adri☆
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LMAO, these comments cracked so bad!!!!!!
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I think if the fans had not been complaining period this would of never happened. The military would not have focused him. I truly believe Rain is not the only soldier that has done something like this before. But because of all the complaints from the dislutional jealous fans and he that he is Rain the military had to make him out of an example. I too hope that Rain can look back at this an laugh.
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This to shall pass and Rain I hope will laugh at mishap in his life
Thanks for sharing
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My favorite comment, “He was just following orders…from his “little general” LMAO!!! Lord, that comment is what’s this is all about!! The man must be going nuts with love which makes me want to see Rain’s eyes filled with love for this woman!! I sooo want to see that!! I want to see Rain soo happy he may burst!! 😀
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LOL. That was my favorite too. And I agree with you.
Terri :-}
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[Although, I do look forward to meeting all of you ladies before one of his concerts here in the U.S.A. What a Cloud party that will be, huh? Maybe we can come up with something really cool and special to do all together. *putting on my thinking cap*]
Terri, A Cloud Get Together in Vegas would be FANtastic…..and you know
what happens in Vegas………………………………..
Patsiii
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LOL. Yeah. And it stays there too.
Terri :-}
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Thanks Terri… it became chaos when all the fans wanted him for themselves.. or remains bachelor while they carry on with their life .. which is so mean! Hope everyone can rationalize and pray for his happiness!
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Me, too, N unnie. Cause nothing else makes any sense, does it?
Rain is a spectacular entertainer. But he’s not any fan’s boyfriend. So, it makes much more sense for each of us to search for our own happiness outside of Rain’s world.
Although, I do look forward to meeting all of you ladies before one of his concerts here in the U.S.A. What a Cloud party that will be, huh? Maybe we can come up with something really cool and special to do all together. *putting on my thinking cap*
Terri :-}
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Thanks Terri! I hope someday he’s able to laugh about it all too! ~eomma Kimmy
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These two cracked me up LOL ““He was just following orders…from his ‘little general’.
“They can punish him by forcing him to watch that Kardashian show on TV.””
Yes..South Korea can be so weird sometimes :)) Good job ladies.
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