The ROK Army Sends Bad Bad Boy Rain to His Room
~Cloud Cover by Terri :-}, Managing Editor
Well, Clouds, it could have been worse, right?
News reports streaming out of Asia are now reporting that Rain has been confined to his quarters, and to the military base, for one week starting tomorrow (which I think means 1/9/13, but I could totally be wrong as I’m a timezone flunky). He will spend that week reflecting on his actions and apologizing for them.
They also say that Rain didn’t really have much to say about the disciplinary committee’s decision. That was probably wise, seeing as how thousands of people all over Korea were calling for him to suffer much, much worse.
Even though the “nutizens” have been pretty quiet today, I predict we’ll hear from them again in the near future, though, because they don’t know how to quit. In the meantime, Ji-Hoon, we suggest you lay real low, be on your best behavior, and stay the hell away from your girlfriend–unless you’re off duty, of course.
‘Cause guess what? You’re in the Army now, dude. And they don’t play (at least not in public, they don’t).
Terri :-}
YTN NEWS [English translation by 화니, at The Cloud]
[13-01-08]Rain, who violated the decree on military service, is placed under a period of probation of one week.
Corporal ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ (singer Rain) who violated the decree on military service in the process of dating with his girl girlfriend while off the base for official military duties, has been placed under a period of probation of one week. The degree of the punishment for him is the lowest among ordinary private soldiers.
Therefore, corporal Jung must take time for self-examination by writing letters of apology, only in designated areas inside the Defense Media Agency where he belongs, for a week from tomorrow. He’ll sleep and eat in the same place as his soldier mates do, but he will be excluded from all the usual training schedules. He is alleged to have not raised any particular objection to their decision.
Before this, a Defense Ministry officer said, “Rain violated the degree on military service four times by moving alone not led by any military official in charge while off the base for official military duties and by not wearing his beret.
Cloud USA 
Rain will be okay, he is a strong man
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The posts here remind us all of how much fun Clouds have when they get together at Cloud USA! The scenarios of all Rain’s characters meeting each other is awesome and super duper funny!
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You guys are awesome! ^•^
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You’ve been a bad, bad boy! Go to my room!! 😂😂
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LOL. Good one.
Terri :-}
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Glad the military verdict finally came out. Just glad to see the ending of all of this and for Rain’s world to move on and move forward. Going forward Rain needs to just chill….like for six months. I just want Rain to get out of the military ON TIME with no more stumbles.
Contrary to what a lot of the chatterboxes all over the net are saying putting Rain in a week long suspension is not a light sentence…..not for Rain. Excellence is this man’s middle name. He strives to do everything well and pushes himself to do his personal best and this….this right here….to have this on his military record…I think hits him hard. He’s better than this and he knows it.
So I take it that he won’t be on Speeding this weekend but hopefully the first Saturday after the probation he will be back on Speeding. 😀
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Somewhere inside Stephe’s brain… Corporal JiHoon and Captain TaeHoon meet in a bar after duty.
Taehoon: “Hyung. I pulled an unauthorized maneuver in a $20 million dollar F-15 in front of 10,000 people, did a fly-by on the tower without permission, hit a major, and destroyed a T-50. What did you do to get in trouble?”
JiHoon: “I, uh… got a ride back to post from my girlfriend. And had my hat off.”
TaeHoon cracks up.
JiHoon, fuming: “It was three times, man. Three! So there!” He chugs his beer.
TaeHoon: “S#@t, that’s hardcore, hyung.” He laughs even harder.
JiHoon, smug: “I rock TaeHee’s world just fine, thank you.”
TaeHoon stops laughing and then gives JiHoon a respectful nod. “SeYoung ain’t complainin’, either.”
They grin, order another round, and bop their heads in unison to “Rainism” blaring from the jukebox.
LOL
LMAO
Stephe ^@@^
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LAMO~
i don’t waht to said set here laughing 😆
and read over here u craking me up so hard and that right Mr. Tea hoon just starting this game LOL….
OH STEPHE
i just don’t what said now ~
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ROFL.
Terri :-}
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Then another tall, dark handsome, mysterious fine figure of a man enters the bar. He walks over to TaeHoon and JiHoon after overhearing their spirited convo and says…..”Wow, you guys are impressive but I can slice and dice at least 50 ninjas in 10 seconds flat without breaking a sweat AND make my woman say sexy things to me in MY native tongue AT the same time.” TaeHoon looked at Jihoon, then JiHoon looked at TaeHoon and then 2 sets of eyes turned toward the mysterious stranger staring blankly.
TaeHoon – “Woah, what’s your name dude?”
Stranger – “They call me Raizo”
TaeHoon – “Raizo huh? Well, there’s no ninjas around here.
Raizo – “That’s because I’ve killed them all. There’s 10 chopped up right outside now. Thought I’d take a take break. I got a little thirsty, so I thought I’d grab a beer.”
JiHoon – “Hmm…wow…..well, Hey bar keep….another round. There’s only one thing I want to know. I have Got To find out how to make my women say Sexy things to me in another language”
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BIA
ahahahahahhahahahaahah OMG are u trying my my stomach HURT here??? i got an idea let starting sent this letter to him so he won’t be bored in the that ROOM …let u let party being !!!!!! at after reading this message i am sure at leases he curling around the room even aim by the wall and read all out message and grinning his teeth and said oh ji-Hoon wait Tea Hoon see what u done that for being bad i am gonna be bad here it is the letter have arrive your mission have accomplish now LOL…. sound fair duded talking to Tea Hoon baahahahaha 🙂 wear should start next LOl….
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And then ANOTHER tall, dark, handsome but less mysterious figure of a man enters the bar and saunters up beside the three men. He gives Captain TaeHoon, Corporal JiHoon, and the ninja assassin Raizo the once over, and then adjusts the collar of his John Travolta “Saturday Night Fever” shirt with a satisfactory tug.
TaeHoon: “And you are?”
Lee YoungJae: “Oh, don’t pretend you’ve never seen me before. Everybody knows this face.” He signals to the barkeep for a beer.
JiHoon (rolling his eyes): “You’re that top movie star guy. The most famous actor in aaaaaaaaall of Asia.”
TaeHoon: “Ohh. The one with all the relationship scandals! I thought you looked familiar.”
Raizo (glancing around suspiciously): “Your bodyguards — where are they? Stuffing a rabid fangirl into a washing machine isn’t what I want to be doing this time of night.”
YoungJae: “They — and my double — are being chased along the Han River right now. By the fangirls. And my Han JiEun is in China on another trip she won in a contest. We’re good.”
They all relax and guzzle their beers. Raizo sharpens a couple of shuriken anyway, as a precaution.
Stephe ^@@^
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When suddenly…..(*queue music*)
Here he comes
Here comes Speed Racer
He’s a demon on wheels
He’s a demon and he’s gonna be chasin’ after someone………Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer, Go!
Yet another tall, dark handsome stranger walks in and without hesitation tosses his keys over to the bar. The bar keep catches them with one hand. He looks down at the insignia on the key ring.
Bar Keep – “Mach 5?”
Stranger – “Yeah, my buddy Speed let me borrow his wheels.”
Bar Keep – “Who are you exactly?”
Stranger – “I’m Taejo, exactly….(*beckoning the bar keep closer…..he whispers*) and just between you and me (*looks from side to side*) I was just on a hot date with his girl Trixie and man she can do things with a bobbie pin and some string…..mmmh….u-n-believable.” (*with sparkle in his eye he winks*)
Appalled after overhearing young Taejo’s whispers to the bar keep……….
Raizo – “Oh Taejo, Taejo”
Raizo – “Once a cheat, always a cheat. He needs a taste of the cold steel of my sword blade, but first….for your disrespect…(*a shuriken flies across the room*)
Taejo – (*grabs stomach….he winces*) “Dude, that was so not cool.”
Raizo to the others – ……Let’s go!”
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I’m having a ball reading all these scenarios. They are hilarious 🙂 But please don’t forgot about his characters in “A Love to Kill” and “Sang Doo Goes to School” I’m anxiously waiting:-)
PS: Someone should send these to him. I think they will cheer him up and put a smile on the handsome face!!!
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Then ANOTHER tall and handsome man enters the bar laughing loudly while quickly scanning the room. Looking around he spots the one person he has been investigating. Smoothing down his hair and strutting over to the bar he grins widely as he nudges his way between Ji Hoon and TaeHoon
Captain TaeHoon: “May we help you?”
Stranger: “I’m just here to order a drink. Bartender I’ll have a glass of Bacardi GOLD Rum over ice.”
Rizo looks up and with clarity stares at the stranger realizing this guy is not here simply for a drink.
Lee YoungJae: “Sir only a man with class would order Bacardi Gold Rum. I’m Lee YoungJae by the way.”
Stranger: After sipping loudly from his glass he smiles at YoungJae and then rolls his eyes at the weak flattery. Turning towards a bewildered Corporal JiHoon he says in a formal voice that’s actually comical “I’m Ji Woo and you are?”
Corporal Ji Hoon: “leaving…….. Investigator Ji Woo please enjoy your drink”.
With a loud and obvious fake laugh Ji Waoo says “Of COURSE, I should have known the fame of my talented skills as an investigator would proceed me. Well gentleman ….and hmmm assassin…. I have a proposition that needs your attention”
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JiWoo: “Well, gentlemen and, hmmm… assassin, I have a proposition that needs your attention. And seeing as Taejo lying dead right here implicates all of you in his demise, it would behoove you to listen to what I have to say.”
Raizo (with a cold glance at the body): “He deserved it for deceiving his friend. I have no regrets.”
Captain TaeHoon (pointing at Raizo): “I woulda called 911, but I didn’t want him throwing a shuriken at me! I’m important to my unit. I have to save Korea every time I go up in my plane!”
YoungJae: “I didn’t like Taejo anyway. He was always copying my hair styles and dating my cast-offs.”
Corporal JiHoon: “For God’s sake, shut UP, you stooges!” (to JiWoo) “What is it you gotta say?”
JiWoo: “This really powerful A-hole named Melchidek and his goons have stolen a ton of Chosun gold, kidnapped my JinYi, and set me up for murdering my best friend Kevin. The police won’t listen to me. None of my associates will help me. I can’t take this A-hole Chairman down by myself, so that’s where you three come in. We infiltrate his headquarters right now, while his guard is down, split up, rescue JinYi and the gold and take him down. With all of your military and assassin skills, this will be a piece of cake. You’ll be heroes and you’ll have an alibi for the time Taejo was iced. If the barkeep shuts his mouth.”
YoungJae: “I’m an ACTOR, dude. I’ve only PLAYED parts like that.”
JiWoo (impatient): “So? Fake it!” (to the rest of the group, who actually look eager) “You guys ready?”
ANOTHER tall, handsome, dusty, unkempt, and somewhat scruffy looking guy off the streets enters the bar and approaches them, peeling an apple with a huge switchblade. He takes his time sizing each man up as he eats a slice, and finally speaks when he is good and ready.
BokGu (watching them with cautious, hooded eyes): “Count me in. That bastid owes my DaJeongie money, too.”
Stephe ^@@^
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YES :-). You should make this into a mini comic book or something!! To funny.
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Raizo finally looked up after giving his handy work the once over (*with a sly smirk*). He eyed this new stranger, with a stare colder than the Antarctic.
BokGu to Raizo: “See something you like? Take a picture it’ll last longer.”
Raizo to BokGu: “You should learn your place. I have no appreciation for disrespect…..as you can see” (*glances over at Taejo’s body on the floor*).
(*a switchblade whizzes by Raizo’s head*)
(*the bar keep quickly ducks…..Whoosh….the switchblade narrowly misses him and lodges in the wall*)
BokGu to Raizo: “Neither do I.”
Raizo turns to face BokGu. He stares without saying a word. The others wait with bated breath. Then a small miracle happened.
Raizo to BokGu: “I like you and I don’t like anybody, especially ninjas. You remind me a lot of myself. I will call you “little brother.”
Captain TaeHoon: “Fellas, fellas that’s great and all but how about we get back to this proposition…huh? I’ve got to jet in a few, my girl is waiting for me back at the base.”
“Is this proposition for an exclusive few or can anybody join in? Hahahahaha.”
All eyes turn to see yet another new face enter the bar. This jovial character felt unnerved, as serious faces looked his way.
“Ta….it was just a question. Hahahahaha. Why so serious? I could use some of that gold myself. I’ve got some medical bills that need taking care of in the worst way.”
Corporal JiHoon to the stranger: “Medical bills? You don’t look sick.”
Stranger to Corporal JiHoon: “I’m not but my little girl is. My little Bori. I’m SangDoo.”
The others soften after hearing about the sick little girl and decide to let SangDoo take part in the scheme.
SangDoo to the others: “You can count on me. I’ll put my extra special gigolo skills into motion. Mi-Jin won’t be able to resist….THIS mojo is deadly. (*slicks down sideburns…eyeing himself in the bar mirror*) Hahahahaha!”
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LOL,
Ya’ll are crackin’ me up with these scenarios. And trust me. I need to laugh.
Work this week has been absolute hell. (I need a new job. Anyone got one in Atlanta they wanna offer me?)
Terri :-}
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i could BELIEVED I CAM BACK AND READ ALL THIS post TO HILARIOUS indeed that tall man and flip lmao~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
JiWoo: “Well, gentlemen and, hmmm… assassin, I have a proposition that needs your attention. And seeing as Taejo lying
dead right here implicates all of you in his demise, it would behoove you to listen to what I have to say.”
Raizo (with a cold glance at the body): “He deserved it for deceiving his friend. I have no regrets.”
Captain TaeHoon (pointing at Raizo): “I woulda called 911, but I didn’t want him throwing a shuriken at me! I’m important to my unit. I have to save Korea every time I go up in my plane!”
YoungJae: “I didn’t like Taejo anyway. He was always copying my hair styles and dating my cast-offs.”
Corporal JiHoon: “For God’s sake, shut UP, you stooges!” (to JiWoo) “What is it you gotta say?”
JiWoo: “This really powerful A-hole named Melchidek and his goons have stolen a ton of Chosun gold, kidnapped my JinYi, and set me up for murdering my best friend Kevin. The police won’t listen to me. None of my associates will help me. I can’t take this A-hole Chairman down by myself, so that’s where you three come in. We infiltrate his headquarters right now, while his guard is down, split up, rescue JinYi and the gold and take him down. With all of your military and assassin skills, this will be a piece of cake. You’ll be heroes and you’ll have an alibi for the time Taejo was iced. If the barkeep shuts his mouth.”
YoungJae: “I’m an ACTOR, dude. I’ve only PLAYED parts like that.”
JiWoo (impatient): “So? Fake it!” (to the rest of the group, who actually look eager) “You guys ready?”
ANOTHER tall, handsome, dusty, unkempt, and somewhat scruffy looking guy off the streets enters the bar and approaches them, peeling an apple with a huge switchblade. He takes his time sizing each man up as he eats a slice, and finally speaks when he is good and ready.
BokGu (watching them with cautious, hooded eyes): “Count me in. That bastid owes my DaJeongie money, too.”
IT TIME TO hire TERRI & SETPHE
here i need post a sight WANTED ji hoon see this article he ideally fly to PLACE Atlanta…. and said HEY…. their jiwoo… Tea Hoon… Razio…. Corpal Ji Hoon it look so and sound so similar hhmmmmmmmmmmmm…. give one sec to figure it all one person LMAO~
RAIN i going to craking up so bad for see how his cloud & Fans love about this men i am pretty sure he hire he need a some back up here ya…
Stephe ^@@^
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ROFL.
Good, chingu.
Terri :-}
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I’m sure he will learn from this mistake (“: Tbh, when I read he had one week probation I couldn’t help but lol ;; Boy is indeed a bad boy I don’t know why people are so surprised. I’m just kidding. He’s probably mad at himself and we know how hard he is with himself. Sighs. Some were asking for more time and I was like: He didn’t commit a crime worthy for harsher punishment. Baby just thought he could get away with it but he obviously didn’t know he’s under probation.
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Now NEXT time, TaeHoon, your hot-dogging @ss will think twice about pulling a suicidal stunt at the air show and nearly killing yourself and everyone within a mile radius, won’t you? I want you to take this time in confinement to reflect on what you’ve done, and the next time I see you at assembly, I want you to have —
Uhhh…
*shaking the confusion outta my head*
Wow. You gotta wonder if Rain gets a little confused sometimes too. ROFLLLL
*standing outside in dress uniform waiting for disciplinary committee* “Didn’t I go through this in a movie…?” *shaking his head* 😉
Stephe ^@@^
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ROFL.
Well, at least he’ll have a great reference point for characterization in his next military movie, right?
Terri :-}
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Girls I got to laugh when I saw the title of this article!! Lollll!!! You’re sooo bad!!! Yep I think he must be pissed as hell, hurt cuz his own country is going against him and sheepish cuz he got caught! I hope he learn the lesson and stay low until he finish this nightmare of military service. Poor guy, my heart goes to him but I must say that he really was a BAD BOY! God bless him! I think Kim Tae Hee did a number on him and he’s insanely in love with her! I can’t find another explanation for his behavior! :3
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:-} Just trying to get some humor back in the game, yo.
Terri :-}
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In love or just plain “h_rny” either way he couldn’t help himself. *SMILES*
I just think he’s got a serious case of “short-timers disease.” He is ready to be out of there in the worst way, so he’s making errors. Hopefully, he will seriously chill after this “little firestorm” and do his duty without further incidents.
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Rain: “Kicking army shoes, throwin clothes. Man this some bull Ish I cant wait until I get out this stupid @** place.
HAHAHHA…..Aww our baby is in time-out. I know hes in the room poutin and cussing up a storm and throwing stuff..yelling “F@%& Yall at the walls, he has a bad habit of that. This reminds me of “Sang-Doo Lets go to school”.
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ahahahahhaahahah
terri
u comment up theri just make me laughing but it TRUE ekekkeke
oh yeah they very SHUT their mouth after a while which as usual crazy get but off topic Rain have served his probation one week it make sound he a men REAL MAN who lock in a room and setn in desk and write a letter what he did wrong
:QUOT:
i am bad bay ….i am bad boy …. i am bad boy ….. ect…. until hit one i oh here R2B part 2 where he write a letter and over sleep in those new or pager ahahahahahah joke on side LOL…. anyway i think he well learn his lesson from what he did and focus himself on duty and working until he DISCHARGE and then he can be free and do what ever he love to be ….
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(*queue music*)……………………..
I’m gonna be a bad boy
I gotta be a bad bad boy
I’m gonna be a bad bad boy
I gotta be a bad boy
Well, I guess we should’ve seen it coming huh? *Kekekekeke*
All jokes aside, I think when he gets through “self-examining” Honey boo will think really, really hard about that next visit. Self-examination army style is probably nothing nice. Sorry Honey love, but you gotta take that “castor oil” right about now.
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Well, I figured he was feeling pretty sheepish right about now. And we’ve all had enough doom and gloom. So, now that the “verdict” is out, maybe we can get some laughter back in this heah room.
Can I get a hell yeah?
Terri :-}
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Hell Yeah!! Let’s get this party started “up in ‘dis Heah” room! *LOL!*
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*Kekekeke*…….Ok, I just looked over at the Cloud USA twitter and I couldn’t help but laugh too! Yep, brotha has got plenty time to open a boat load of letters this week.
We’re just teasing you Sweetness and glad to be able to lighten it up around here.
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LOL. I’m sorry. I just couldn’t help teasing him a bit. My bad.
Seriously, though, I really do hope that they let him get his mail, but I doubt they will. They will probably hold it until after his confinement is over.
But can you imagine his face when he starts getting all those bows? That would be something to see, eh? :-}
Terri :-}
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BIA
ahahahahahhahahahaahah OMG are u trying my my stomach HURT here??? i got an idea let starting sent this letter to him so he won’t be bored in the that ROOM …let u let party being !!!!!! at after reading this message i am sure at leases he curling around the room even aim by the wall and read all out message and grinning his teeth and said oh ji-Hoon wait Tea Hoon see what u done that for being bad i am gonna be bad here it is the letter have arrive your mission have accomplish now LOL…. sound fair duded talking to Tea Hoon baahahahaha 🙂 wear should start next LOl….
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I hope those secret meetings were really worth it cuz now he is in time out!!!!
@ Bia as usual you had made me laugh!!!!
Well our dear “nutizens” are twisting on the floor with all their rage!!!! 😉
Im sure they are planning now how to get back Rain.
So baby bi, please use the assistance of Manuela like must soldiers do till you are done with your military duties!!! 😋
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Wow. Thats i can muster out to say. Rain/JungJihoon you never cease to amaze/shock me lol
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