[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (12/8)

— Cloud Cover by Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for another installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed, LIVE! When an English translation becomes available, we’ll post it here. Please enjoy it. 🙂

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

121208 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain and KCM DJ only (NO MUSIC)

» For anyone who might like to read 화니’s translation of the show without my asides, CloudUnite has a copy of it here, on Twitter. No problem. Please enjoy it. » Also, the playlist of songs in the order they were played is HERE.

For those of you who have emailed and enjoy my asides and Rain history, let’s get started!

Rain & KCM’s Speeding Instinct military radio show (Friends FM 96.7) 12/8/2012

English Trans: 화니 @The Cloud Media Board

Additional tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}


[Rain]&[KMC] : Rain&KCM’s “The Desire To Speed”!

[Rain] : We’ve {gotten} a ton of snow recently. “Snow,” a word {that} often seems to stand for not only romance but also labor.

[KCM] : That’s right! Even though I love snowy days, I hope it will stop snowing.

[Rain] : I’m afraid our listeners are going to slip on ice. The weatherman says it will feel like 13 below in Seoul today. We’re trying {to melt} your hearts again today.

(Jin Woo’s ‘Wild Imagination’)

[Rain] : ‘Jin Woo’s ‘Wild Imagination’ was very popular in my middle school.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Ha Ji Min Heart R’, “I’ve never seen so much snow in my whole life in Daegu city where I live. Have you shoveled snow?”

It’s hard work shoveling snow. (laughs)

[Rain] : It’s exhausting shoveling snow. (laughs)


[Rain] : You can send your stories and song requests to us through SMS #0967 or its Twitter (https://mobile.twitter.com/speeding967) or its message board

(http://www.dema.mil.kr/web/home/speeding?skin_type=S&menu_seq=2086&mod_id=board_2093&pseq=0) or (http://www.dema.mil.kr/web/home/speeding?skin_type=S&menu_seq=2141&mod_id=board_2098&pseq=0)

[KCM] : Particularly, foreign fans can send their stories and song request to us by email : speedingradio@hanmail.net



-Quiz Pang Pang-

[KCM] : If you give a correct answer to my question or if you give a funny answer despite a wrong answer, you will get a present as a prize.

*Quiz 1

(Rain and KCM read the words to a song.)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song?

[KCM] : Please send a chargeable text message to this number #0967 if you know the answer or if you want to send your wrong and funny answer to us.

[Rain] : The answer is Rain’s ‘Love Song’.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#8462’-Rain’s ‘There Is No Denying This Blatant Song’.  Listener ‘#9852′- Rain’s The Song To Fail To Date With You’.  Listener ‘#2133’- Rain’s ‘I Confess, Catching Hold Of Your Arm’.  Listener ‘#9541 – Rain’s ‘Please Make Me Want To Stay’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#6535- Rain’s ‘The Song Hitting On You’. (laughs) The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#6535’. Congratulations!

[Rain] : Listener ‘#1327’, ‘Lee Bina’, ‘#9148’, etc. – Rain’s Love Song. The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘이빈나’. Congratulations!

*Quiz 2.

(A song is playing on the radio)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song?

[KCM]: There is a person I’m really looking forward to seeing.

[Rain] : Girlfriend?

[KCM]: Yeah..

[Rain] : Sujin?

[KCM]: Sujin, Minjin, Yijin, etc. Sorry. (laughs) {LOL! You don’t call yourself playa for nothing! 🙂 – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : You must be managing women. (laughs)

[Rain] : The answer is ‘Kim Bum Su’s ‘I Miss You’

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9651’-‘Kim Bum Su’s ‘I’d Like To Leave The Army.’ Listener ‘#6759’ – ‘Kim Bum Su’s ‘I’m Very Anxious To Meet You’. Listener ‘#1215’ – ‘Jang Bum Su’s ‘I Miss You’. Listener ‘#4054’ – ‘Kim Bum Su’s ‘I’d Like To Get A Perm’. (laughs)

The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#4054’. {Yep! ROFL! – S. ^@@^}


[KCM] : Listener ‘#0415’, ‘#1141’, ‘#0232’, ‘#4681’, ‘#7244’, ‘#9852’, ‘#4681’, etc. -‘Kim Bum Su’s ‘I Miss You’. The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#1141’. Congratulations!

*Quiz 3

(Singer ‘Brown Eyed Girls’ ‘Abracadabra’ is playing) {Luuurve that song…*doing the Abracadabra dance* S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : I want you to guess what the lyrics are when a bell rings.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#2089’- ‘Cast A Spell On The Hulk Who Is A Carbon Copy Of You’. Listener ‘#8755’- I Try Casting A Spell To Leave The Army Soon. Listener ‘#1719’ – Webfoot Octopus. Listener ‘#9106’ – Plaice, Plaice. Listener ‘#7244’ – ‘The Fool Who Looks Just Like You’. Listener ‘#1233’ – ‘The Doll Having Four Legs That Looks Just Like You’.

The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#2089’. Congratulations!

[KCM] : The answer is ‘Doll’.

Listener ‘#8362’, ‘#3024’, ‘#6202’, ‘#3827’, ‘#5535’, etc. – ‘Doll’

The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#3827’. Congratulations!



[KCM] : Listener ‘#6054’, “You two seem to be in a good mood because many of your juniors have been transferred here.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9655’, “Because of the heavy snow, the road is really slippery, so there isn’t a day that I don’t worry about my son who is serving as a driver in the army in Gangneung of Gangwon Province. I hope he’s okay.”

Please drive safely, private first-class ‘Yeo Jin Sung’.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#7244’, “I’m listening to the radio, eating Hodduk (a Korean rice snack) with my children. I’d like to bake Hodduk for you two.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3405′, “December 8th is my parents’ wedding anniversary and my birthday. Please congratulate us.”


[Rain] : Listener ‘Jaejae’, “My children have ad gold time when the snow falls, but I hate getting snowed in. My daughter wonders why I don’t like snow. I think I look realistic.”

[KCM] : They say people are getting realistic in their old ages, but I still become sentimental when I see the snow falling. (laughs)



[KCM]: Listener ‘#0825’, “My father is returning from a business trip in Abu Dhabi. I’m waiting for him, to pick him up at the airport, but the snow has delayed his flight another hour. I can’t wait to see him.”

[Rain] : Hope you have a good time.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#1871’, “The radio signals are jammed up, so I can’t listen to the show, but I hope you’re successful at hosting the radio again today. Actually, I’ve been studying hard for an exam in a library. Please encourage me.”

I hope that you will pass the exam. Fighting!

[KCM]: Listener ‘#0232’, “I’m staying home because it is chilly outside. My mom is cooking Kimchi jigae for me, and the smell is making my mouth water.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Only One’, “It’s been snowing every day for days, I’m sick of it. I think my heart has hardened.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘#5310’, “This is ‘Kim Bok Ryul’ who works as a forest fireman in Gangwon Province’s Yangyang and Hawang. Next Tuesday is my son’s birthday.

He, ‘Kim Ki Hyun’, is serving as a corporal in the army in Incheon city. Please celebrate his birthday.”

Happy birthday!

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3862’, ” Baseball player ‘Hong Seung Heun’ said, ‘I wish to be reborn as world star Rain’. ‘Ji Hoon’ ssi (Rain), if you were reborn, what would you like to be?”

I still want to be myself ‘Jung Ji Hoon’. I love myself. {As well you should, Boo! Thumbs up. We should all love ourselves, or how do we expect anyone else to? – S. ^@@^}



-The Desire to Post Comments With ‘Lee Jin Ho’ and ‘Lee Ji Hoon’-

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘A’, “Three beautiful women asked me to push their car on the driveway when I passed the way. When I was about to push the car, before I knew it I broke wind and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.”

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘A’, “While staying in USA for a short language training course, I was such a know-it-all when in fact I was so ignorant, but my ignorance was revealed soon when a foreigner asked me the way to Myung-dong, but I couldn’t answer um and aah.”

[KCM] : Today’s comment subject is about “When you were so shamed and you wished that the ground would swallow you”.

[All] : The Desire to Post Comments!! (laughs)

[Rain] : Welcome, ‘Lee Jin Ho’&’Lee Ji Hoon’, it’s great to have you on our show.

[Lee Jin Ho’] : Come to think of it, the initials of ‘Lee Ji Hoon’, ‘Lim Joo Hwan’, ‘Lee Jun Hyuk’, and me are all the same.

[Rain] : The temperature is 11 below zero, but it is said it feels like 15 below.

[Lee Jin Ho] : It is so cold, so I just want to sit still with a blanket covering me from head to toe like old men in senior citizens’ center. (laughs)

[KCM] : Could you tell me any interesting things consistent with the subject that happened to you?

[Lee Ji Hoon] : I often wore my outfit inside out by mistake and was very embarrassed.

[Lee Jin Ho] : I cannot bear to see my on-screen persona and I want to sink through the floor.

[Rain]: For my carelessness, my flies were often undone during my concerts. I was so embarrassed when people found me with my fly open. {ROFL! Black slacks. White undies. Rainism. Lotte Family Concert. Waaaaaaay too much Magic Stick. What a memory. *sigh* kekekekeke – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : When I was a 6th grader at an elementary school, I cracked a fart in class, regardless of my will. I was so embarrassed that I wished I could crawl under a rock.

[Rain]: Please post many of your funny writings on its bulletin board or by its Twitter or by SMS #0967.



[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘Kim Yeon’, “I got rid of a lot of stress by screaming and singing at a karaoke with my co-workers after work. I kept singing loud songs and dancing to release stress after I went to the bathroom, but I found out later I was singing and dancing in the wrong room. I was too embarrassed to lift my head up.”

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘Choi Min Su’, “I visited a medical clinic for a flu shot. I thought I would get an injection in the buttock, so I waited for a nurse, taking off my underpants, but she appeared and told me, ‘I’ll be giving an injection to your forearm’. (laughs) I could feel my face reddening with embarrassment.” (laughs)

[Rain]: I had the same experience before. (laughs) {LMAO! I’m sure that nurse DID NOT MIND. Unless she was cray-cray or something. 😛 – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Listener ‘Park Sun Min’, “When my family and I went to visit my parents during Chuseok holidays, my children got pocket money from my close family members. I thought one of them would give my children some money when he took his hand out of the pocket. Now I come to think of it, I was too shameless.”

[Lee Ji Ho] : When my uncle took his hand out of the pocket, I thought he would give me some money, but he had me run an errand to the store for Soju. (laughs)

[KCM] : I think it’s a fabrication. (laughs)

[Lee Ji Ho] : Right, it’s just all made up. (laughs)

[Rain]: Do you have any interesting stories on the air?

[Lee Ji Ho] : I was so excited that I started cursing on the air, but the parts were removed in final editing. (laughs)

[Rain] : It’s not easy to play a comical role, but ‘Lee Jin Ho’ is good at showcasing a comical role by swearing. If he leaves the army, there won’t be any fun left in my life.

[Lee Ji Hoon] : I got a {runny} nose on the air at a ski resort and I was so embarrassed.

[Rain] : When I got a bloody nose on a TV show called ‘Show Tank’ which was on the air, it wasn’t long after my debut. I sang my song ‘Bad Guy’, trying {to stop} a nosebleed with my fingers, but it wasn’t able to be aired, so I had to sing again. And, the seat of my tight pants even split on the air, while I was dancing passionately. I was wearing loud underpants just at the right time. (laughs)



[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘Lee Yeon Suk’, “When I traveled from Gangwon Province to Seoul, I took the subway for the first time in my life but I didn’t know how to use my transportation card. I learned the right way to use the card from the subway employee, but I felt a little ashamed.”

[Lee Ji Hoon]: Listener ‘HiromiraimyK’, “That was my first day at my new job. When I ran in order to be on time and was barely able to take the subway, I fell down and accidentally seized a lady passenger behind me by the hips. She cried out in fright and I felt terrible and apologized.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#6367’, “When the glass door would not open after eating at a restaurant, a worker told me. ‘Please just push the door!’ That was very embarrassing.”

I knocked {myself} over with a heavy glass door before my concert in USA. That was a very pellucid glass, that didn’t seem to be normal and almost ceased to be visible. It’s a good thing that I just knocked {myself} over with it. Otherwise it would’ve been disastrous. {Holy cow! You could have gotten sliced, dude! – S. ^@@^}

[Lee Jin Ho] : I was picking my teeth in front of the black window of a car, but I found out later that singer ‘Lin’ was sitting in the car. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kim Ju Yeon’, “When my co-workers and I took a trip of one night and two days, every {Tom, Dick, and Harry was wanted on the phone by their boyfriend}. As for me not receiving any call from my boyfriend who is an unfriendly person, the scene excited me to envy, so I pretended to receive a call from him. Just then, my phone rang and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Not many years ago I couldn’t hear what overseas staffs were saying in English when I rehearsed before my concert in USA, so I pretended to be busy, pretending to receive a call from somebody from Korea, but my phone rang, which made me embarrassed, but I tried to put a bold face on it. (laughs) 



[Rain] : Listener ‘#2745’, “When I rode on the bus after working part-time, many bus passengers saw me by glimpses. I found out later I was still {wearing} an apron. I felt like two cents at that time.”

When I worked as JYP’s backup dancer, he insisted on performing with his tap shoes on during a live TV music show in Gangwon Province, at that time the region’d had copious snow in the last few days. Finally he slipped and fell in front of many people as soon as he went on stage, but he took it out on us (his dancers) (laughs) {I would have paid cash money to see that. LOL! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : In my hurry, I went out to meet a friend, wearing boxer shorts by mistake. I thought I wore shorts. I had to run like the devil to go back home. (laughs) {That too. Hehe. – S. ^@@^}

[Lee Jin Ho] : The story seems to be all made up. (laughs)

[KCM] : No way! It actually took place! (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘#9078’, “It was a snowy day when it was not long after my boyfriend and I started dating. Suddenly I slipped on the frozen path and fell on my back and the heel was broken. I had to come home supported by him.That was very embarrassing.”

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘Kim Yi Young’, “I had a nasty brush with my boss one day. My boyfriend sent me a SMS, wondering if something wrong happened to me. By mistake, I sent him a SMS saying ‘Let me strip’, instead of ‘Nothing’. ” (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : Gagmen, ‘Yang Se Young’ and ‘Yang Se Chang’ are brothers. When the brothers were walking home with their close girlfriend in elementary school, they saw their house on fire. The brothers knew what was going on, but they ignored it and went on, looking the other way because they were ashamed that their house took fire. (laughs)



[KCM] : Listener ‘Choi Min Kyung’, ” When my daughter-in-law’s parents invited us for dinner, we took off our shoes before we entered the living room, and I found there was a hole in the heel of my husband’s sock. I couldn’t put my face up because I burned with shame. My husband evidently knew what this was about, yet he pretended not to and tried creating a pleasant ambience for them.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘Bulging Forehead Eyebrow’, “I called a computer repair shop and the repairman visited my house that day. I kept replying to the question, not knowing he was repairing my computer with earphones in. He was on the phone to another person.”

[KCM] : Sitting on the toilet at a motorway service station, I kept replying to the question, not knowing somebody was talking on the phone. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : It sounds like a lie, right? (laughs)

[KCM] : The story is true! (laughs)

[Rain] : Look how the liar is lying in his throat. (laughs) {Or as we say in America, “lying through his teeth.” I believe it, though. I can totally see Playa doing that, haha! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Please try to believe what I’m telling you. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho]&[Lee Jin Ho] : The winners are #2745 and ‘Kim Yi Young’.

[Rain]: Thank you for coming in today. See you next week.

[Lee Jin Ho]&[Lee Jin Ho] : Thank you. See you then.

[KCM]: Small gifts will be provided for ‘Lee Bina’, ‘#6536’, ‘#4045’, ‘#2089’, ‘#3827’, ‘#1141, ‘#2745, and ‘Kim Yi Young’. Congratulations! Please leave your phone numbers and names in private in the bulletin board.

[Rain]: This has been ‘Jung Ji Hoon’.

[KCM] : This has been ‘KCM’. Thank you.


~ by Cloud USA on December 8, 2012.

15 Responses to “[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (12/8)”

  1. [Rain]: I had the same experience before….haha the nurse must have been impressed but I’m so agree with you Stephe, it didn’t mind her at all for sure xD it wouldn’t botter me in her place, just saying haha LOL


  2. Many of the fan cams from the Lotte 30th Anniversary Family Concert in March 2010 (one of the concerts Rain was referring to when it comes to his fly not cooperating LOL) have been scrubbed from YouTube, and simply aren’t on other video sites… but I’ve managed to go back and UPDATE our Page anyway with a few fan cams that are still out there, and some of Ratoka’s links from overseas, thank goodness.


    Don’t feel too badly for him, y’all. He took the embarrassment like a trooper. He laughed and laughed, and the fans laughed with him. He was so cute. 🙂 (See the translations, heheheh)

    Stephe ^@@^


    • yes stephe i saw that too LMAO~
      poor Rain i could see how he react it just that sometime u did catch it so i think it cute in some way he can trun his fan enjoy along his concert instead make himself look worse that why his charming make all his love him even more ahahahah THAT Rain ekekkeke
      here one that craking me up so much

      ENG SUB_ Rain & Joonie most Funny
      @7:06 – 7:45 LAMO~ STRONG HEART i am lovin that SHOW so much when first AIR it was BEST and rating ever Rain so funny while dance his pant RIP slip with Air Open ahahahah FOFL..LMAO~
      whenn he did this the pant tore open RAIN: that not it!! this opening id goog & cooling ROFL..LMAO DID RAIN SAID THAT OMG … i am craking up here it most funny show ever I MISS him in TV Variety though


  3. Hahahahahaha JiHoon it seems your pant issues may stem from a freudian slip? 😉


  4. Well its seems to me that Jihoon underpants or boxers keeps appearing from time to time lol..I would love to see that video..hint hint Stephe…:D and what does fung fung or pong pong means anyway (I hope I spelled and said that right)


    • As soon as I read Stephe’s description of when Rain’s fly was open I went to Youtube and found the video. Stephe is VERY right. Black pants and white undies is a contrast I’m sure Rain did not want the whole audience to see. I was like whaooooo LOL. I felt bad for him. At least he had on undies. Imagine how WAY more embarrassed he would be if he had on no undies. To find it search this exact title on Youtube with both equal signs included and it’s on the channel by ktkzy1401. RAIN 20100305 LOTTE = Rainism =


      • LOL!!



        • Thank you so much Stephe for the videos but after watching, I have come to a conclusion that Jihoon’s magic stick (as I would like to call it magic wand) lol was just trying to do a magic trick and appear to the fans that he is alive and well lmao and I think if jihoon wasn’t grabing down there so much then his zipper would have never came down lol 😛


          • ROFL……your last sentence had me laughing out loud so hard. Rain does grab down there a lot sometimes. I never really realized it until I saw a fan vid that sort of put that in a concentrated form. Yep, his zippers don’t have a hope when they get giggled all the time.


    • same here i have NO IDEA what pang pang either still try to dig what was they saying about ahahahah LOL…. and for the the pant and his boxer i not just saw some concert but also during him he performance and pant issue about to slip i could imagine Rain would blush and walk put his head down at like nothing happen but it scare Black pants and white undies ahahahahah LOL well good think he know that he can try to let happen or else .it would be Heaven…to me coz i would love to PEEK on that if eh would mind ekekekkekek


  5. I have no idea what “fung fung” means but Rains says it so crazy sexy I just keep repeating it. It starts at 6:50


    • SAME HERE too…. am with u too I did as Stephe about this on one FM be nobosy know what it mean but overtime he and them say “PangPang” i just laugh and smile it sound hilarious add tip to Rain funny voice too that make even more funny ekekekekke

      translation is up !!

      thank for trans
      YES…. Rain i just saw a Snow in SEOUL very deep and heavy it look SO COLD and yet Beautiful in SEOUL … u know i just watch hyun Bin discharged from the military- on Dec 5, 2012 it very COULD and snow too those Media very fly to have this in New and fan just their supporting him i imagine it was SALUTED to your fans and go home and rest but during time u DISCHARGE it be SUMMER ahhahah……………..

      KCM….My mom is cooking Kimchi jigae for me, and the smell is making my mouth water.” wwawaaw HEY did u invite RAIN for the Kimchi jigae to u house house LOL ekekekek u know i always here listing to u & RAIN share us some i am hungry ahahhahaah

      [Rain] : ‘Ji Hoon’ ssi (Rain), if you were reborn, what would you like to be?”
      I still want to be myself ‘Jung Ji Hoon’. I love myself.
      ————–WELL SAID Rain and i want to be WORLD all generation and even u are born next life i want to follow u and be your FANS forever … LET this passion wish come true fighting and i just love the way WHO RAIN called himself Jung Ji Hoon (Bi)

      Rain]: For my carelessness, my flies were often undone during my concerts. I was so embarrassed when people found me with my fly open. ahahahah I FOUND IT CUTEEEEEEEEEE and play with it well it part of show to me i love just who u are really …..


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