[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (11/10)

— Cloud Cover by Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for another installment Rain and KCM’s need for speed! When an English translation becomes available, we’ll post it here. Thanks. 🙂

We knew that we were losing the music news and the “Ms. A versus Mr. B” segments, which we really enjoyed, and we didn’t know what would end up taking their places. (I don’t even remember the last time they did a “K versus R, R versus K” either…) Well, they gave new segments “Quiz Pang Pang” and “Timid Vengeance” a try last night, and I think they’re a hoot. From all the listener participation, seems everyone else liked them too. Thumbs up, corporals! ^@@^

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

121110 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain & KCM DJ.

Rain and KCM Speeding Instinct on Friends FM 96.7 (11/10/2012)

English translation: 화니 @The Cloud Media Board

English tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}


[Rain]&[KMC] : Rain&KCM’s “The Desire To Speed”!

[Rain] : The station has undergone a major reprogramming of its afternoon lineup, so we hope you will get used to it by degrees.

[Rain] : I think Nat King Cole’s music is more pleasing to the ear on the weekend. Do you happen to know Nat King Cole?

[KCM] : I do not know him at all. (laughs)

[Rain] : How could you do that? (laughs) You’ve got nothing but sawdust between your ears. (laughs)

[KCM] : You’re going too far. (laughs) Anyway, the work rocks along as ever although it has been reorganized. Particularly, foreign fans can send their stories and song request to the radio station by Email : speedingradio@hanmail.net {Awesome. Love you guys. – S. ^@@^}



-Quiz Pang Pang-

[KCM] : If you give the correct answer to the question or if you give a funny answer despite the wrong answer, you will get a present as a prize.

[Rain] : Do you like to answer a quiz?

[KCM] : Not at all. (laughs)

[Rain] : Me neither. I don’t like such a delicate job. I think we are all in the same boat. (laughs)

*Quiz 1.

[Rain] : (Rain and KCM read the words to a song.) What is the name of the song? It’s not really a hard question, so I think all of my fans will give the correct answer.

[KCM] : It is hardly necessary to say but Rain has a really nice voice.

[Rain] : We have prizes for those with correct answers.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#9151‘, “The answer is Rain’s ‘Don’t Tell Me ‘Good Bye’.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7554’, “The answer is ‘Instead Of Me.” (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#4191’, “The answer is ‘Good Bye-Instead Of Me’.” (laughs)

[Rain] : A small gift will be provided for #4191 who gives a funny answer despite the wrong answer.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0232’, “The answer is Rain’s Instead Of Saying Good Bye.” She’s given the correct answer.

*Quiz 2.

[Rain] : What is the name of the food?

[KCM] : To cook this food, you need the following ingredients – onion, carrot, spring onion, cooking oil, sesame oil, sesame salt, pepper, soy sauce, sugar, ginger, red chili powder, Chengyang chilies, 14 milliliters of cheonju, and squid.

[Rain] : By the way, thankfully Benamoo, one of my fan clubs, gave us lots of delicious food this morning.

[KCM] : We gratefully received. Thank you.

[Rain] : I can give you a hint. The main ingredient of this food is squid.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#2337’, “The answer is Stir-Fried Pork.” (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#5310’, “The answer is Seasoned Squid.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7554’, “The answer is ‘Oh, Squid’.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kaori R’, “The answer is Stir-Fried Octopus.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘#4357’, “Squid Jjambbong?” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7531’, “Squid is Hot”. (laughs)

[Rain] : The answer is Stir-Fried Squid which is one of my favorite foods.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Hyejin’, “The answer is Stir-Fried Squid. I’ve heard Rain’s ideal woman is a woman who can cook Stir-Fried Squid well.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘#1298’, “The answer is Stir-Fried Squid. I feel like having some Stir-Fried Squid.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#2014’. “I had Stir-Fried Squid at lunch time. The answer is Stir-Fried Squid.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Premio Mami’, “The answer is Stir-Fried Squid. I enjoyed eating the food today but I don’t know how to cook it.”

[Rain] : Small gifts will be provided for ‘Premio Mami’ and ‘#7531’.

[KCM] : Rain, can you cook Stir-Fried Squid?

[Rain] : Of course I can.

[KCM] : Your ideal woman is a woman who can cook Stir-Fried Squid well?

[Rain] : That’s right. I thought so myself in my earlier years. I like all the seafood.

[KCM] : Me too.

[Rain] : You can saute squid and vegetables and mix well to make it more delicious. I’ll make various dishes for my future wife every day, and I can do anything I want. (laughs)

[KCM] : I think we have the same plan. (laughs)

*Quiz 3.

[Rain]: The use of this dance is prohibited by the Vatican. The meaning of the word is ‘touch’, ‘approach’. Which of the following statements is true? ‘Tango’, ‘Mambo’, ‘Jive’, and ‘Salsa’. {I’ll say the Tango, even though the Vatican doesn’t like ANY dances at all. Heck, the Pope has even banned the Turkey Trot. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain]: Anyway, the answer is Tango.

[Rain]: Listener ‘#7536’, “The answer is Tango. It’s too erotic.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘#5136’, “The answer is number one.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘#3573’, “Tango!”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Han Seugn Hee’, “Tango! Suddenly I am reminded of the old days. Rain danced the tango with singer ‘Lee Hyo Ri’ at a film award ceremony.”

[Rain]: It was so long ago that I couldn’t remember what I danced. (laughs) {Sure you don’t. LOL 😛 – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Seems like only yesterday that you danced the tango.

[Rain]: I can hardly think of returning to the body I had before. (laughs) I had a great figure at that time.

[Rain]: Listener ‘Kim In Ock’, “Tango! With a rose in my mouth.” (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Ha Ji Min’, “Tango! Tango was a line in drama ‘Fugitive : Plan B’ starring Rain.”

[Rain]: Your (KCM’s) word (Tango!) hurts my ear. (laughs)

[Rain]: Small gifts will be provided for ‘Kim In Ock’ and #5136. I think this segment is well-organized. We hope you’ll enjoy it.



[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Seo Lin’, “Listening to the reorganized show makes me feel good.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘Jung Gu’, “Listening to the show while having coffee on the weekend, makes me feel great.”

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Haruko’, “I’m eating lunch, listening to the show. Recently I have a good appetite, but choking back of appetite is too difficult.”

[KCM] : I think I eat more when it is cold.

[Rain] : Because you (KCM) still don’t have a girlfriend.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Aoi’, “The weather is getting colder and you need to be careful not to catch a cold.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0071’, “The car accident left my beloved son hospitalized with serious injuries. I hope he will get better soon.”

[KCM] : That’s too bad. I hope he’ll get well soon.

[KCM]: Listener ‘#7536’, “It makes me angry when my wife doesn’t keep promises.”



[KCM] : Listener ‘My Groove’, “It’s very sunny today. I’m planning to go to a musical with my nephew.”

[Rain] ; Listener ‘Kim Yu Young’, “The reorganization of the show seems to freshen up my mind, so I’m cleaning my room with my new state of mind.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Mimi, “November marks the onset of cold weather. Do you two tend to be resistant to cold?”

[Rain]: I’m not sensitive to the cold, and I can stand this much cold in comparison with the heat of summer.

[KCM] : I thought you (Rain) would hate cold weather because you catch a cold easily. I tend to be resistant to cold.

[Rain]: I just appear to have more severe symptoms caused by allergic rhinitis in winter.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Micako’, “Listening to the show comes in useful to Korean study. I can’t often understand what you are talking about, but I’ll study hard to improve my Korean skills. I depend on your co-operation.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘Keiko’, “I ate delicious budaejjigae yesterday. What kind of food do you eat normally?”

We have our meal in a cafeteria, and the food is similar to one you eat at home or to one soldiers eat in their units.

[KCM]: The food is very nice.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Yuri’, “I canceled an appointment because of cold. I’m resting at home listening to the show.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘Small Eyes R’, “The weather is nice for a change. Yesterday, I suddenly went to the emergency room. Health is above everything else.”

After all, your health comes first.



-‘Timid Vengeance’ segment-

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener A, “My guy friend always resorts to all kinds of excuses to his wife and goes drinking. I don’t like the way he acts. One day, he asked me to leave a message saying ‘I have an appointment with my friend this evening’ for his wife although he went drinking again. I took vengeance on him by calling her, ‘Your husband seems to have a girlfriend.’ I later found out that she had words with him.”


[Rain] : Listener B, “I’m sick of my friend looking big. When she was dressed in an assortment of non-matching clothes, I dared her to go outside and boast of her clothes.” (laughs)

[KCM] : We are talking about a topic, ‘I’ve taken vengeance on somebody timidly’.

[Rain] : Welcome, ‘Lee Jin Ho’, it’s great to have you on our show. ‘Lee Jin Ho’ will be with us as a regular guest in this show every weekend. How do you feel?

[Lee Jin Ho] : I just feel a delightful and novel sensation. (laughs) {Must be the company you’re keeping in the DJ booth? 🙂  S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : ‘Lee Jin Ho’ and KCM, have you ever taken vengeance on somebody timidly?

[KCM] : I {lose} my tongue when I’m asked an unpredicted question. (laughs)

[Rain] : In my case, one day I couldn’t decide which bread to choose in a bakery in my middle school days at that time when my family was having a financial difficulty. Instead of coming to a quick decision, I {just kept on} dilly-dallying around, then the owner screamed at me to get out, so I smashed in the bread I had touched when she wasn’t looking, and then I leisurely {left}. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : Collecting stickers in Pocketmall bread was very popular among teens in my school days. One day, a bakery owner bullied me into urging me to make a quick decision which Pocketmall bread to choose, so I was so angry that I could hardly contain myself and so I peeled the sticker (of the bread) off, smashing the bread, then he slapped on my face in a fit of pique. (laughs)

[KCM] : When my mother used my credit card without my permission, I was under the weather, so I immediately closed the card. (laughs) Looking back on it now, that was quite a stupid idea.

[Lee Jin Ho] : I majored in Baking Science and Art in my school days. I put some dead flies into a bread instead of raisins, baked the bread, and I handed in the bread to a teacher who always picked on me. (laughs) I, however, have three licenses to be a cook. (laughs)

[Rain] : I hope you’ll showcase your cooking and make a wonderful dish if you have a chance. {I don’t! Not after that confession! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : We’re receiving your stories via SMS (#0967) and its Twitter.

[Rain] : Small gifts will be provided for winners.


– MBLAQ’s Good LUV –



[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘Choi Min Jung’, “I had an ice cream hidden in the refrigerator, but I couldn’t find it. It appeared to me that my elder brother finished the ice cream. I took vengeance on him by putting mosquito repellent spray on his uniform while he was sleeping.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Her story does seem a bit farfetched.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Young Sun’, “My husband always {has} designs on pretty female entertainers on TV, so I bankrupted him deliberately by messing up his cyber money from online game Go Stop.” (laughs) {Thumbs up! 😉  – S. ^@@^}

[Lee Jin Ho] : I want to give her high marks. (laughs) But her husband may clench his fists in anger. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Shi Dae Min’, “A man stepped on my foot in the subway that was too crowded, but he just pretended not to know it. He really had a cool cheek. With haste I sped away {and escaped} from the subway after pinching his arm as hard as I could.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Lee Min Sang’, “When I go home after drinking, my wife takes vengeance on me by getting the heat cranked in summer or by turning the heat off in winter, which makes me so angry. So I don’t flush the toilet after having a shit.” {Dayyyum! Dude, I would put you out! LOL – S. ^@@^}

(laughs) I think the husband has gone too far. When new soldiers were transferred to our base, ‘Lee Jin Ho’ used to play the {imp} with them by putting some hot packs underneath their beds in the middle of summer. (laughs) They slept, being completely taken in by him. (laughs) They must have been sweaty and burned. (laughs)

[KCM] : ‘Lee Jin Ho’ also got me completely. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kim Jung Han’, “My boss gives me a lot of work to do, but I haven’t gotten paid extra for doing the extra work, so I take vengeance on him by taking the company’s supplies home.” (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : You can also take its computer home. (laughs)

[Rain] : His behavior is absolutely disgraceful, but I’m afraid she may be prosecuted for theft, so I hope she will take vengeance on him in other ways.

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘Seo Seong Min’, “There was a classmate who used to bully me out of my food in my school days. He worked part-time at a convenience store after school at that time and I heard his boss liked keeping the window (in the convenience store that the classmate worked) clean, so I took vengeance on the classmate by making the window dirty on purpose.” (laughs)

[Rain] : He can take vengeance on his classmate by mentioning his real name. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Jung So Hee’, “My boss often has me run an errand to make coffee, so I take vengeance on him by stirring the coffee with an empty coffee plastic bag instead of a spoon.” (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : It is said plastic containers or bags are not good for your health.

[Rain]: I am sorry to say this, but KCM often bulls us out of our food. (laughs)

[KCM] : I don’t think I’ve done such a thing. (laughs) I just said, “Should I try it?” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Min Jung’, “My son is very picky about food, it makes me so angry. One day I urged him to wear trousers, the seam of which had come undone, to be made a fool of in front of his students (he is a teacher). But I found out later he was so popular among his pretty students who really wanted to sew his trousers.” (laughs) {LOL! – S. ^@@^}

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘Yuk Ho’, “My elder sister always eats all the delicious food before me. So I took vengeance on her by eating up her favorite pudding in the refrigerator.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Park Eun Hye’, “I kept sending my stories to the radio show, but they weren’t adopted, so I took vengeance on it by listening to other radio broadcasts. Maybe this radio show had low ratings at that time, but the next day I returned to it.” (laughs) {ROFLMAO! I really like this segment. – S. ^@@^}

You can do whatever you please. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Cheon Hyun Min’, “My elder sister often kids me about my wispy hair. Since she started to kid me about it, I’ve taken vengeance on her by plucking out a hair of hers per day for 5 years. That is when I feel most alive.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Why don’t you pour boiling water over your elder sister’s hair or shave her head? (laughs) It’s just kidding. I think that all the stories are very interesting.


[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, “Yun Kyung Suk’, “I’m a teaching assistant at a university, but I haven’t {yet gotten} married and am very lonely. Invigilating an exam, I saw a pair of lovers {cozying} up to each other and cheating on the exam. I immediately conducted away them, and they flunked that course and have to take it again.” (laughs)

[Rain] : They should have been careful of their behavior on such a formal occasion.

[Rain] : Listener, “Ahn Moon’, “For fun I tried to call my superior (who doesn’t like to answer the phone while drinking or on the holiday), but unexpectedly he immediately answered the phone, and the situation embarrassed me.” (laughs)

[KCM] : I can understand him. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Park Min Suk’, “My elder brother wastes his time, playing computer games. I changed the password so that he wasn’t able to do it all day long.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Her behavior was enough to make a saint swear. (laughs) {LOL! – S. ^@@^}

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Gwak Jin Hyun’, “I was upset when my friend ignored me, so I let her have a taste of her own medicine.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Such a situation where somebody ignores others, reminds me of KCM. (laughs) He often wreaks his anger on others, rending his clothes. (laughs)

[KCM] : I have never done such a thing, but I {smacked} ‘Lee Jin Ho’ talking in his sleep. (laughs)

[Rain] : ‘Lee Jin Ho’ was talking in his dream, having a bad dream a couple of days ago, so KCM {smacked} him to wake him up.

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Kuku(?)’, “My sister who is two years younger than me, often wears my suits without my permission. I took vengeance on her by letting her boyfriend know her school report. Come to think of it, I feel sorry for her.”

She is a foreigner from Japan, as is evident from the contents.

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Bulging Forehead Eyebrow’, “My friend always bothers me to give her a stick of chewing gum whenever I chew it. I took vengeance on her by folding the gum paper and giving her it.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Movie’, “My guy friend likes to eat my food, so I try to order the same food as he does.” (laughs)

His friend acts like KCM. (laughs) When we had dinner in a restaurant specializing in seafood stew or duck or etc. after our performance outside our base, KCM often asked the owners to cook ramen or to bake ham, which embarrassed us. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Kim Hyun Jung’, “My boyfriend is too meticulous about his hair style, so I’ve {secretly messed the back of his hair up}.” (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Ha Ji Min R’, “Instead of sugar, I put salt in the coffee of my brother who always teases me.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Bihiga R’, “My husband doesn’t like to wash himself clean. I sprayed the perfume he dislikes intensely in our room to try to bring him to his senses.” (laughs)

We soldiers always wash ourselves clean.


[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Kang Bo Kyung’, “My friend was doing very well at school and I didn’t measure up to her at all. My mother was always comparing me with her. But I finally raised my grades by being a very diligent student, surpassing her.”

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Choi Hyun Jung’, “My friend secretly copied my work and had the presentation in class, so I secretly deleted all the contents in her USB hard drives.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Kim Ji Hyun’, “My friend is better at skiing than me. So while she was sleeping at night, I secretly went to her room and turned the heat off.” (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Yang Bo Na’, “My boyfriend drank with women, it made me so angry. So I pretended to date another guy in front of him.”

[Lee Jin Ho] : That’s a very dangerous idea!

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Choi Ha Ni’, “I was upset when my friend ignored me, so I also ignored him.”

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Park Jung Sup’, “After letting a lollipop touch my toes, I gave it to my fellow worker offending me. I saw him enjoying the lollipop.” (laughs)

I think it’s just too much.

[Rain] : Listener, ‘#2106’, “I was still letting out steam even after fighting with my sister, so I filled the bottle of her lotion with water.”

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Hye Jin’, “My friend borrowed my rubber and cut it in half, so I handed a little bit of delicious food to her at lunchtime.” {I’m going to assume she’s talking about an eraser. *looking away* – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener, ‘#0490’, “My husband lost his cellphone and iPad, so I lost my temper and didn’t make him food.”

[KCM] : Listener, ‘#9032’, “I let down my superior’s bike tires out of spite.”

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Because Of You’, “After adding cold rice and newly cooked rice and mixing well, I told my brother who complains incessantly to eat it.”

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Ha Ji Min Heart R’, “I was waiting at the gate of the elevator {dressed} up as a vampire, and scared my brother who had surprised me and made me cry.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Today’s winner is ‘Cheon Hyun Min’ who has taken vengeance on her sister by plucking out a hair of hers per day for 5 years. (laughs) Congratulations!

[KCM] : We hope you enjoyed the show with us.

[Rain] : Small gifts will be provided for #0232, #4191, Brain Army, #7536, #5136, and ‘Kim In Ock’.

[KCM] : We’ll be here again tomorrow.

[Rain] : This has been ‘Jung Ji Hoon’.

[KCM] : This has been KCM.

[Lee Jin Ho] : And this has been ‘Lee Jin Ho’.

All : Thank you!


~ by Cloud USA on November 10, 2012.

9 Responses to “[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (11/10)”

  1. I think that I will eat almost anything that Rain cook.I love seafood.


  2. I have been having a very hard time since i changed my email address.I have been a member of memo-rain.ning.com since march.Now I have to keep repeating everything.What should I do? Give up! no way.Forgive me for my manners,Hi Rain/Cpl.Jung Ji Hoon.Take care.My Angel Warrior,Bright Blessing’s.


  3. Hi Rain/Cpl.Jung Ji Hoon,I cannot hear your radio station,but I am reading your words on memo-rain.I am an american woman and I will support you no matter what.And stay warm.My Angel Warrior,Bright Blessing’s.


  4. Don’t know Nat King Cole???……..just joking…at least I hope.

    Husband leaving his crap in the toilet……just try that at my house. All I can say is “foot to coconuts” comes to mind.


  5. Omg I do I have some stories for them lol..I like the new segments 🙂


  6. One word. KARMA!(smh)


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