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— Cloud cover by: Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

Or, as Terri and I call it: Rain and KCM’s The Need For Speed. 🙂 When an English translation becomes available, I’ll bring that to you here. Thanks.

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

12-07-08 Friends FM – 질주본능 (The Desire To Speed)_Rain & KCM DJ.

{*Edited to Add: LOVED the R&B talk during this show. And to hear those hilarious poetic recitations from our dear Heckle and Jeckle… I thought we were all going to bust a gut laughing. You had to be there. ROFL! — Stephe ^@@^}

[ENG TRANS] 120708 #Rain & KCM The Desire to Speed radio program. This translation follows the edited version of the radio program found here by ratoka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpe1Dz68YbY&feature=plcp Source/Credit: #Rain & KCM and Friends FM 96.7

English translation: 화니 / Posted by: CloudUnite

Tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}

~00:04:10

[Rain] & [KCM] : Rain & KCM’s The Desire To Speed!

[Rain] : Hope you get lots of rest on holiday at home, enjoying your freedom to the fullest !

[KCM] : What do you wear at your home?

[Rain]: I’m always dressed in a suit and tie at home. (laughs)

[KCM] : I think you must be cracked. (laughs) I like comfortable clothes.

[Rain]: Do it as you please. (laughs)

[Rain] & [KCM] : Please keep it right here on FM 96.7 in Seoul, Chuncheon, Pocheon, and Cheowon, FM 101.1 in Wonju, Yeoju, and Yangpyung, FM 89.5 in Baengnyeong-do, FM 92.5 in Sokcho, Gangreung, Yangyang, and Goseong, FM 93.3 in Gangwon, Kirin, and Sangnam, FM 103.3 in Hwacheongun, FM 101.5 in Yangku and Inje, FM 100.1 in Daejeon, Gyeryong, and Nhonsan, and on FM 94.1 in Cheju-do.

[KCM] : Please send your stories and song requests to the radio station through a chargeable SMS #0967 (₩ 50) or its Twitter (@speeding967) or Smart R2 Application.

[Rain]: You can visit ” http://www.dema.mil.kr ” and post comments on its bulletin board (별사탕게시판)

[Rain]: Or you can visit the page by putting the keyword “국방홍보” (Defense Agency for Public Information Services) in the search box. So please send your stories about the joys and sorrows of everyday living or letters to the people around you or song request to .

[KCM] : Mini radios the military broadcast’s logo is emblazoned on, gift certificates, vitamin sets, etc., will be provided to the participants.

-Kim Tae Woo’s ‘Hi Hi’ song plays on the radio –

00:04:29~

[KCM] : This song leaves me profoundly indifferent while I’m listening to it here.

[Rain] : You shouldn’t say things like that.

[KCM] : It was just kidding.

[Rain]: Are you much better than ‘Kim Tae Woo’ in singing?

[KCM] : I think I’m a singer as good as him.

[Rain]&[KCM] : Wow! (laughs)

[Rain]: The answer: In a word, ego. (laughs)

[KMC] : Exactly! (laughs)

[Rain]: How do you think of my singing ability?

[KCM] : I think you’re a singer as good as Justin Bieber. {LOL! K 1, R 0, right off the bat! Ahahaha S. ^@@^}

[Rain]: He is too young. My singing ability is comparable to that of Justin Timberlake or Usher, isn’t it? {Comparable? You’re way the heck past them! Thumbs up! S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : I think the female PDs are saying that we are far above them in singing. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener #0225, “There seems to be nothing like home.”

[KCM] : Listener #0232, “I feel more comfortable when I stay at home.”

[Rain]: Listener #8686, “I go to the company on Sunday, too. So now I’m driving a car, but I feel like I’m enjoying the holiday while listening to the radio.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Yellow’, “I spend the day puttering around the house in PJs.”

[Rain]: I always wear a suit even while I stay at home, just in case. (laughs)

[KCM] : Do you wear a suit even while sleeping at night? (laughs)

[Rain]: Of course, I do (laughs) So, I always sleep on my back because I don’t want my suit to be creased. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener #5535, “It is too hot to go out. Instead of going out, I’d better stay at home, enjoying cold watermelon.”

However, going out to a place near your home might be a good idea.

[KCM] : Listener #3462, “Now that I have cleaned the bathroom, I feel much better.”

[Rain]: Listener Yim Min Soo, “I’m very nervous with the upcoming exam. Meanwhile, tomorrow is my birthday.”

[Rain]&[KCM] : Happy Birthday!

[KCM] : Listener Dolpan, “My mom isn’t pleased with my gift (sneakers).”

[Rain]: I think her mom likes money more than a gift.

[KCM] : Her mom might look so taciturn, but actually she might be very pleased with the present.

[Rain]: I feel the same way, too.

[Rain]: Listener ‘Lay Choi’, “Cold red bean sherbet makes an excellent dessert in hot weather, so I’m eating it at a shop near my house.”

I’m craving cold red bean sherbet !

[KCM] : Listener #6745, “I went to Nami Island and walked along the Metasequire street there.”

[Rain]: It is said Metasequire street is frequently used as film locations.

[Rain]: Listener Terry Woo, “I’ve gained one kilogram in just one day after a lunch of Korean beef and wine.”

[KCM] : She must be rich. I can’t afford to eat Korean beef for lunch. It’s much too expensive.

[Rain]: I live on a diet of Korean beef. (laughs)

[KCM] : Are you rich, too? (laughs)

[Rain]: Can’t you manage to stick with the conversation? (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener #2745, “I like to eat corn on the cob, particularly in summer.”

[Rain]: I used to go camping in Seosan region’s cottage owned by my late grandfather in my childhood, where I ate corn a lot, and there was a big reservoir within the cottage. But, the area has been redeveloped into apartments, that’s why the reservoir has completely disappeared. My grandfather had many big estates around the Seosan region, but he contributed all his property to charity, therefore, he didn’t leave any inheritance to my father. (laughs) {Wow. I know how that feels. Just sayin. S. ^@@^}

[Rain]: Listener #0232, “Spicy food really upsets my stomach.”

I’m not used to eating spicy food.

[KCM ]:I’m quite the opposite.

[Rain]: Listener ‘JH’, “I like seasoned raw meat very much.”

I’ve eaten a dish of rare crocodile meat in Australia before. The taste of rare crocodile meat resembled chicken, but it was not to my taste. I guess it’s just Korean beef. (laughs)

[KCM ] : I like pork belly, soju, and sweet coffee very much. (laughs)

[KCM ] : Listener ‘Newt Rain’, “I ate cold bean-soup noodle for lunch.”

[Rain] : Cold bean-soup noodle tastes good, and eating it can help you with losing weight.

[Rain]: Listener ‘Cocoa’, “When I found a centipede with a length of 10cm, crawling along the floor yesterday, I was too frightened to speak. I had to start the vacuum cleaner to suck in the centipede.”

[KCM] : For me, roaches are nasty.

[Rain]: Me too.

[Rain]: Listener #5535, “Shopping is a real chore for me.”

I really like to do the shopping, but I don’t buy things because I’ve got everything from A to Z at my home. However, I don’t usually use them. (laughs)

[KCM] : I’ll visit you and place all things not in use in 3 big bags, and then I’ll take them home. (laughs)

[Rain]: Only those with passes are admitted. (laughs)

I’ll invite all the staffs including KCM to my home someday.

[KCM] : Listener #9777, “I have an interest in a new online game.”

It’s tough to be advanced for our time.

00:16:19~00:19:31

-Talk with pop music reviewer Lee Dae Hwa about music-

[Rain]: It’s nice to see you again, Lee Dae Hwa.

The PD seems to continue to feature you in this program because your performance fee is cheap. (laughs)

[Lee Dae Hwa] : My performance fee isn’t expensive.

[Rain]: Which invigorating food do you eat to ward off summer heat and stay healthy?

[Lee Dae Hwa] : I am not particular about food. I enjoy eating Topokki, Samgyetang, etc. throughout the year.

[KCM]&[Rain] : Me too!

[Rain]: For me, several chefs are at present {under my employment}. (laughs) They make me delicious food.

[KCM] : I think Rain doesn’t differentiate between his imagination and the real world. (laughs) {LOL! S. ^@@^}

[Rain]: I’ve eaten an invigorating food called Buldojang before. Buldojang is very hot, spicy and contains chicken, duck, abalone, sea cucumber, etc. When I ate it, I felt I was full of energy. (laughs) But, having three meals a day might be the best invigorating food.

00:19:39~00:20:57

[KCM] : I think nothing is so pleasant as talking with the people I’m close to.

[Rain]: I enjoy talking with my close friends over a cup of coffee for five or six hours.

[Lee Dae Hwa] : I also enjoy chatting with friends.

[Rain]: I couldn’t talk well before people in my rookie days, so JYP stopped me from appearing on TV talk shows. But I’ve made a remarkable improvement in talking with people while spending much time with my friends.

[Lee Dae Hwa] : I can relieve stress while talking with friends.

00:20:59~00:31:08

-Regarding current R&B music-

-Lloyd’s Lay Down- (featuring Patti Labelle)

[Lee Dae Hwa] : He sings with a captivating voice.

[Rain]: When I was preparing for a world tour in 2005, I saw Lloyd in the USA. He is a good singer, and whose figure is in good shape.

[Rain]: When I was on vacation, one of my staffs told me, “Lee Dae Hwa’s voice is very soft and sweet.” Actually, he is more handsome than me, but I am more handsome than KCM. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener #7066, “I’m looking forward to today’s R&B music.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Ang’, “I eat sea eel soup to ward off summer heat and stay healthy.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener ‘Twinkle’, “Lee Dae Hwa speaks so quickly, but I want to thank you for providing useful information we need.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘Only One’, “R&B music is perfect for those who enjoy the weekend.”

[KCM] : Listener #0232, “Lloyd is reminiscent of a watch brand.” (laughs)

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener #5535, “I thought Lloyd’s voice was a feminine voice.”

[Rain]: Lloyd’s voice is similar to women’s, and Keyshia Cole’s voice is similar to children’s.

[KCM] : I think Keyshia Cole’s voice is similar to Korea’s female singer Yun Mi Rae.

[Rain]: But, it is hard to tell which of the two singers is better. Chris Brown also has a sweet voice. The situation is very much the same with KCM. (laughs) Outwardly, KCM has a big build, but I have to care for him as if I take good care of a baby. (laughs) I even help KCM to shave because he has a lot of muscles and finds it hard to move his arm up. (laughs)

[KCM ] : I can’t even scratch my back. (laughs) {LOL! Y’all are crazy. ahahaha S. ^@@^}

– Usher’s Climax –

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Usher has pushed for changes in music.

[KCM] : Usher reminds me of Useoupsher (=’welcome’ in Korean) (laughs)

[Rain]: Usher was shorter than I thought he would be when I met him for the first time.

00:31:30~

[KCM] : Usher’s Climax is very unique.

[Lee Dae Hwa] : That song is very popular in USA.

[KCM] : Listener #9580, “I want to buy a back scratcher for KCM.” (laughs)

[Rain]: KCM can’t scratch his left chest with his right hand. (laughs)

[KCM] : They may conceive it to be true.

[Rain]: Try it. (KCM scratched his left chest with his right hand.) Fortunately, he’s made it today. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener #1608, “I’d like to have iced coffee which has sugar in it while listening to the radio.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : I love to have iced coffee which has sugar in it, too.

[Rain]: Lee Dae Hwa and KCM have similar tastes in the taste of coffee.

[Rain]: Listener ‘Newt Rain’, “Lee Dae Hwa’s voice makes me feel at ease.”

[KCM] : Listener #5163, “I like to see a concert in a club.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener #2332, “I’m afraid that Lee Dae Hwa may not be as handsome as I had imagined, so I won’t search his picture on the Internet.” (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener ‘Small Eyes’, “I love sexy R&B music.”

[Rain]: Listener #2745, “Usher is a great singer.”

– Beenzino’s ‘Aqua Man’ –

[Lee Dae Hwa] : New singer ‘Beenzino’ is outstanding in many different spheres.

[KCM] : Listener #8686, “Beenzino is handsome, but he is not my kind of man.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener #4141, “Beenzino’s music is very good.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener #5741, “Beenzino’s music has the feel of a club.”

-Primary’s Love (Feat. Bumkey, Paloatto)-

[Rain]: Primary is a good producer and singer. I’m delighted to hear the song.

[Rain]: Thank you for coming today, Lee Dae Hwa.

[KCM] : See you next week.

0:41:54~

[KCM] : Listener ‘My Love Boku’, “I’m looking forward to today’s R vs K.”

[Rain]: Listener #3462, “When the smell of vegetable pancake wafts in, my mouth waters. I would really like to have some vegetable pancake.”

Now I’d really like some green onion pancake (pajeon) full of green onions.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Won Young Joo’, “After going on a waterside excursion, I feel creaky today.”

[Rain]: You will be refreshed after some sleep while enjoying the breeze from an electric fan.

[Rain]: Listener #5663, “I’m drinking cold beer.”

I’d love to.

[Rain]: Listener #1110, “Cockroaches fly in Busan City.” (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener ‘Jim Eun Joo’, “After sleeping with my arms lifted above my head, my arms are asleep.”

I sleep in the same way as she does, that’s why I can show my armpit to my soldier mates. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener #1215, “I’m going to a snack bar in Incheon to eat chicken gangjeong, but it takes two hours to go there.”

[Rain]: I know the place. It will take about two hours to wait in line because today is Sunday. They always have a lot of visitors, and the snack bar specializes in hot spicy chicken gangjeong.

[KCM] : I really hope to visit the bar sometime.

[KCM] : Listener #5923, “To ward off summer heat and stay healthy, my husband and I ate Samgyetang yesterday.”

I wish I were in his shoes.

[Rain]: If you envy him, please choose one from your 6 women and get married. (laughs)

0:45:23~1:00:57

-R vs K or K vs R-

[Rain]: Our guests this week are all too busy to appear on this program.

-Which one makes a stronger impression on you between R (one poem Rain recited) and K (the other one KCM recited)? –

KCM and Rain recited their favorite sijo and poem, each, and then, KCM and Rain recited comic poems about Samgyetang and about red-bean sherbet, each –

[KCM] : How was the poem I read?

[Rain]: I thought I’d bust a gut laughing, and I could hardly read this for laughing. By the way, a welcome guest is coming!

[Lee Dae Hwa] : I was about to go home, but I’ve come back because I delight in telling funny stories and am curious to find out what you are saying.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Baby Perm’, When KCM recited a sijo, he looked so cool.”

Thank you.

[Rain]: Listener ‘Bibi’, “Pfc Jung Ji Hoon, please stop laughing (pull) yourself together!”

Sorry.

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener #9777, “When Rain recited such a funny poem, I had to laugh, too.”

[KCM] : Listener #7816, “Rain’s laughter made me laugh.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘Newt Rain’. “I burst into a laugh by Rain’s laughter.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener #1204, “Rain’s recitation seems to ring in my ears all day today.” (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener ‘Rainist’, “I think KCM’s recitation was seriously.”

[Rain]: I should have recited it more seriously, and I shouldn’t have laughed too much.

[KCM] : I could not help laughing when Rain recited the poem. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener ‘Woori Soon’, “I’d really like to have some red-bean sherbet and Samgyetang.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener ‘Moosipo’, “It was so funny. I laughed my head off.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Awesome’, “It was so funny that I could not help laughing.”

[Rain]: Listener #0680, “I couldn’t keep my face straight. I vote for Pfc Jung Ji Hoon.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener #3994, “Rain’s recitation seems to appear in my dream.”

[KCM] : Listener #0625, “The lyrics of the songs are so funny. After the two DJs’s recitation, the lyrics seem to be very different.”

[Rain]: If you were to choose between R and K, which one would you rather prefer?

[Lee Dae Hwa] : I’ll choose K because Rain laughed too much.

[Rain]: I could hardly keep from laughing.

[KCM] : (KCM fusses about knowing how the voting came out)

[Rain]: KCM lacks concentration like my dog “Janguny” (General) (laughs) Please give me a landslide victory, my fans!

1:00:59~

[KCM] : Listener ‘#Ockyung’, “I like Lee Dae Hwa better than PR soldiers.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : I think she is kind and caring. Thank you.

[Rain]: Lee Dae Hwa is immensely popular.

[Rain]: Listener ‘Jugu’, “I like Rain, but I’ll vote for KCM today.”

Thank you.

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener ‘Welcome Rain’, “It’s a very funny program.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kim Yi Young’, “I vote for R because I really want to eat some red-bean sherbet.”

[Rain]: Listener #9039, “I vote for K.”

[Rain]: Listener #8745, “I vote for K.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener ‘Dear Rain’, “I vote for R.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘Worri’, “I vote for K.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Jeon Joong’, “I vote for R.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : Listener ‘Type B’, “The lyrics are so funny.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Jung Sang Kyung’, “The two DJs seemed to advance a new vision, in terms of recitation.”

[Rain]: Listener #1783, “I vote for K.”

[Lee Dae Hwa] : I love home-made red-bean sherbet.

[KCM] : The winner is KCM / KCM (172 votes) : Rain (122 votes) It’s been quite a while since I got first place. Rain has always won the match.

[Rain]: Actually, there seems to be no point in winning.

[KCM] : You’re right.

[Rain]: I have lost track of time. Thank you, Lee Dae Hwa for coming today, despite your busy schedule. And, very prominent guests, Vietnamese reporters, have come in today. I can’t speak Vietnamese, but I try to do my best to read a phrase that says “Welcome here” in Vietnamese.

[KCM] : Wow! There is nothing Rain can’t do.

[Rain]: It seems so. (laughs) {LOL! S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Do you know what those Vietnamese words mean? (laughs)

[Rain]: They mean “I welcome you in a hearty way. Nice to meet you.”

[KCM] : I welcome you ‘Vietnamese reporters’ with my whole heart. Have a nice time in Korea.

[Rain]: Well, it’s the time to say good-bye. Lee Dae Hwa, thank you, and see you next week.

[KCM] : Listener #5800, “How do you overcome hardships?”

[Rain]: I think the most important thing in overcoming hardships is to win a battle with yourself. Please never give up and have faith in yourself.

[Rain]: Listener #4474, “I’ve gone on a summer vacation to the beach in Kangwon-do with my friends before I go abroad to study. We’ve had a dark suntan while waiting for the bus to arrive.”

I envy them.

[KCM] : Me too. The bus is slow in coming, which is common in summer resorts, isn’t it?

[Rain]: You’re right. July 8th has slipped up on us unawares. Have a nice weekend, and thank you.

[KCM] : See you next week!

*****

END translation

If you would like to listen to the show unedited with the musical selections, it can be downloaded at http://t.co/k8gLCbB

~ by Cloud USA on July 8, 2012.

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