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— Cloud cover by: Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

Or, as Terri and I call it: Rain and KCM’s The Need For Speed. 🙂 When an English translation becomes available, I’ll bring that to you here. Thanks.

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

12-07-07 Friends FM – 질주본능 (The Desire To Speed)_Rain & KCM DJ.

[ENG TRANS] #Rain & KCM 120707 The Desire to Speed radio program. Translation follows the edit made by ratoka which can be heard here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3fX_5K3jJw&feature=plcp

Source/Credit: #Rain & KCM at Friends FM 96.7

English translation: 화니 / Posting and slight tweaking by: CloudUnite

Additional tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}

~00:03:43

[Rain] & [KCM]: Rain & KCM’s The Desire To Speed!

[Rain]: It’s a sunny day and the temperature is high.

[KCM]: As today is Soseo, one of the 24 divisions of the year in the lunar calendar, summer seems to be starting to set in.

[Rain]: How about trying to beat the heat by listening to The Desire To Speed?

[Rain] & [KCM]: The Desire To Speed!

[KCM]: I feel as though something very good is going to happen because today is July 7th. The number 7 reminds me of singer Seven. As far as I know, he is expected to join the army soon.

[Rain]: There is no way to know when he will join the army. Just please don’t try to speak for anyone but yourself. (laughs)

[KCM]: It’s just that I feel good.

[Rain]: Anyway, often it is the small things that make you happy. Please be sure to tune in again today.

[Rain] & [KCM]: Please keep it right here on FM 96.7 in Seoul, Chuncheon, Pocheon, and Cheowon, FM 101.1 in Wonju, Yeoju, and Yangpyung, FM 89.5 in Baengnyeong-do, FM 92.5 in Sokcho, Gangreung, Yangyang, and Goseong, FM 93.3 in Gangwon, Kirin, and Sangnam, FM 103.3 in Hwacheongun, FM 101.5 in Yangku and Inje, FM 100.1 in Daejeon, Gyeryong, and Nhonsan, and on FM 94.1 in Cheju-do.

[KCM]: Please send your stories and song requests to the radio station through a chargeable SMS #0967 (₩ 50) or its Twitter (@speeding967) or Smart R2 Application.

[Rain]: You can visit ” http://www.dema.mil.kr ” and post comments on its bulletin board (별사탕게시판)

[Rain]: Or you can visit the page by putting the keyword “국방홍보” (Defense Agency for Public Information Services) in the search box. So please send your stories about the joys and sorrows of everyday living or letters to the people around you or song request to .

[KCM]: Mini radios the military broadcast’s logo is emblazoned on, gift certificates, vitamin sets, etc., will be provided to the participants.

4:01~00:13:30

[Rain]: Pfc Kown Do Yeop, “This is Pfc Kown Do Yeop attached to the 5th Division. I was really happy about the times we shared together. I miss both of you.”

KCM and I served at the same company as Pfc Kown Do Yeop. Kown Do Yeop joined the army about 20 days before I did and I had lots of help from him. I’ll visit him when I get time.

[Rain]: Listener Newt Rain, “I’m dieting by eating only meats and vegetables.”

Eating only meats and vegetables even if she cuts down on her intake of carbohydrates, is worse. The key to a healthy diet is proper food and regular exercise.

[KCM]: Listener Terry Woo, “I’m hesitant about drinking alcohol or to eat meat because I’m on a diet.

[Rain]: If you are on a diet, please make sure you don’t overdo it.

[KCM]: You don’t have to get stressed by diet.

[Rain]: Listener Welcome Rain, “It sure is a nice today. I’m so glad the rain has stopped.”

[KCM]: Rain is working even if he is on vacation today.

[Rain]: I can’t go out and let things rip though.

[KCM]: Listener #0232, “Now we will enter the stretch of dog days of summer. I would like to recommend Samgyetang (chicken soup with ginseng), which strengthens the body to resist the heat.”

[Rain]: Listener Kim Eun Kyung, “I’m feeling down because I didn’t pass the exam, so I can’t keep focused on my work.”

[KCM]: Composing or writing lyrics while sitting on the toilet helps me concentrate. (laughs)

[Rain]: They say pinching a loaf at the restroom helps them concentrate. (laughs) {ROFLMAO! Rain! *shaking my head* LOL! – S.^@@^}

[KCM]: There is reason in what you say.

[Rain]: Listener #7500, “I’ve had chronic fatigue these days, but coffee seems to increase chronic fatigue.”

I sleep well at night even if I have much coffee. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener #0232, “I haven’t quite recovered from my fatigue yet even after a night of sleep.”

I’ve recently eaten the healthy food for good health the way JYP has done. I think that’s how he keeps in the pink.

[KCM]: Listener #1744, “How’s the weather there? It’s been raining day after day for so long here.”

There is barely a cloud in the sky here, and the weather seems to be very nice today.

00:13:31~00:15;10

[Rain]: Listener #6178, “I think today is not my day. On the way into work, I even fell down some stairs after waiting thirty minutes for the bus.”

There are good times and bad times in life.

[Rain]: Listener Blue, “I’ve had a perm to bring some changes to my everyday life. Women say, ‘The curls look pretty’, but men say, ‘You look different to a degree today’ ”

Men and women have different points of view. Men say that Rain is not handsome, but women say that Rain is flawless. (laughs) {LOL! Even his armpits. LOL! *ow, my stomach* — S.^@@^}

00:15;10~00:20:39

[Rain]: Listener Jin Eun Joo, “I’ve shared a room with my grandmother, and she’s been in charge of the housework on behalf of my parents because both of them bring home the bacon. By the way, my grandmom has got sick and stayed in bed, so I’ve been watching by her bedside. I hope she will get better soon.”

She is a good granddaughter. She is such a woman after my own heart.

[KCM]: Me too.

[KCM]: Corporal Park Young Min, “This is corporal Park Young Min serving in Yeonpyeong Island. I’ve had an unrequited love for her for the past seven years since I fell in love with her at first sight.”

[Rain]: I think he should declare his love by gathering heart before it is too late.

00:20:49~00:33:25

[Rain]: The most important above all seems to be harmony within the family. Please be good to your parents while they are here with you.

[Rain]: Listener #9389, “Corporal Park Young Min, please try to declare your love by gathering heart. My son serves in Yeonpyeong Island, too. Nice to meet you.”

We love all of you.

[Rain]: Listener #2656, “My beloved brother will leave the army in 79 days.”

[Rain]: Listener Only One, “I have a wide and flabby butt, so I tore a hole in my jeans while I was at work. I tried to cover my butt with borrowed clothes, which had me sweating.”

I can’t find clothes to fit me because my butt is very big, thigh is too thick, and my shoulders are too broad, but I like a glamorous figure like a D line, not S line. (laughs) {Well, you don’t hear us complaining any, do you? *crickets* Didn’t think so. Heh. – S.^@@^}

[Rain]: Listener ‘an unknown listener’, “It’s so hard to find a job these days.”

I hope you will win the cut-throat competition in the job market.

[Rain]: Listener #4181, “I listen to The Desire To Speed on weekends.’

[KCM]: Corporal Jung Gwang Shik, ” I’ve been standing guard duty near the ocean. I’ll have a vacation in a little while. I’m waiting impatiently for the day to come.”

[Rain]: Soldiers work hard so that our lives are easier and safer.

[Rain]: Listener Baek Sun, “Sergeant Baek Han Byul smells unwashed all day. Please wash yourself!” (laughs)

0:36:56~0:42:14

-Miss A & Mr.B-

[KCM]: Nice to meet you, Kim So Jung. How are you doing?

[Kim So Jung]: I’m doing just fine, how about you?

[KCM]: Good. We met each other yesterday, too.

[Rain]: Hi~

[Kim So Jung’]: Hi!

[Rain]: Let’s suppose there is a gift box for you. Just guess what is in there.

[KCM]: Among a cake, a ring, fruit, and money.

[Rain]: I think money is in it.

[KCM]: Me too.

[Kim So Jung]: I think a cake is in it.

[Rain]: Shall we check it again? Kim So Jung chooses a cake, KCM chooses money, Rain chooses a ring that he wants to give his girlfriend as a gift. (Guess Rain changed his mind since he originally said money.)

Analyzing the psychology of the three people: Those who choose a cake like Kim So Jung are optimistic and like charmers with a sense of humor.

[KCM]: Those who choose a ring like Rain, are passionate persons {exuberant with} self-confidence and like people who are very good at making themselves clear, but those who choose a ring tend to lose interest in love affairs easily as passion is the quickest to develop.

[Rain]: I run after some woman or other, but soon grow tired of them. I think women loved me longer than I did. (laughs) But, you won’t have any hard feelings toward me. (laughs)

[Kim So Jung]: Those who choose fruit, can fit in with people who are older than them.

[Rain]: Those who choose money like KCM, can fit in with people who have beautiful minds and who try to creep into with them.

0:42:15~0:54:09

All: I think it’s applicable to all of us.

[Rain]: It is said the top vote-getters in a poll was a ring. It means that they fall in love with their lovers easily but their love for them cools easily. (laughs)

[Rain]: Pfc Jang Kyung Hoon, “I think my 4 guy friends and I love a woman at the same time. One day, when we were together, she sat next to me and caught me by the hand. I don’t know her true intention. I love her with all my heart, but I’m not sure whether we both are thinking the same thing.”

If you think she also loves you, you can be wrong. Please try to send her an email to know what she really thinks.

[Kim So Jung]: But, I think he’ll get to know what’s at the bottom of her heart only when she has a great deal of correspondence with him.

[Kim So Jung]: Corporal Shin Jong Rim, “I’m a corporal attached to the 54th Division. I have an unrequited love for my close guy friend. I want to declare my love for him, but I’m concerned that my confession may result in him leaving me.”

[KCM]: By the way, is it possible for a man and a woman to be friends?

[Rain]: This is absolutely impossible!

[KCM]&[Kim So Jung]: Me too.

[Rain]: But I used to see KCM making collect calls to several women after work. (laughs)

[KCM]: No, I mean… (Then, Rain reads a letter, interrupting him) (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener #0232, “When a soldier places a collect call to a woman, if she gets the phone, she surely has a crush on him.”

Whenever KCM made collect calls to women, they all got the phone. (laughs)

[Kim So Jung]: I think KCM is a magnet for women.

[KCM]: (It is simply too ridiculous for words.) You got me wrong. I’m not what you think I am. {But isn’t your twitter @player_kcm, playa? LOL – S. ^@@^}

[Rain]: He is really playing the field. (laughs)

0:54:25~1:10:39

[Rain]: Listener Love Is, “I think KCM is a real playboy.” (laughs)

[KCM]: Please say that this is not true!

[Rain]: That’s true. (laughs)

[KCM]: Listener Movie Star, “My college mates showed no interest in me (woman) before their enlistment, but after their enlistment they called me quite often and showed interest in me. But they started to show interest in women who are younger than me after leaving the army.” (laughs)

[Rain]: While soldiers are serving in the army, they tend to miss all the women they know. I think we have all been there. Actually, I was by nature a silent man and was a blunt person before my enlistment, but when I went out of my way to be friendly towards my female dancer while calling her during my military service, I found she was obviously flustered.

[Kim So Jung]: Listener #8745, “Lovers who sit on the seats on the subway holding hands, look lovely.”

[KCM]: I wish I were in their shoes.

[Rain]: That’s against all reason. You have already had many girlfriends, right? (laughs)

[KCM]: Rain, please! (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener ‘A’, “Should women use their childlike charms as they go out with their boyfriends?”

It is definitely necessary.

[KCM]: I’m also profuse of my smile {full of smiles ^@@^} for women I have in my eyes. (laughs) {Would that be… within my sight? Or maybe in my mind’s eye? Don’t know… S. ^@@^}

[Rain]: All the women he has in his eyes are covered under the same thing, which is a serious matter. (laughs)

[KCM]: But, 6 persons I have in my eyes are Pfc Jung Ji Hoon, Corporal Park Hyo Shin…

[Rain]: You must be crazy? (laughs)

[KCM]: I like to be profuse of my smile {full of smiles} for my senior soldiers.

[Rain]: If you do, why bother to make collect calls to those soldiers outside the barrack? (laughs) Do you sleep closing your hands over theirs? (laughs)

[KCM]: Pfc Jung Ji Hoon! {Wow, KCM, he went there! Dude! You should deliver an immediate smackdown! ahaha – S. ^@@^}

[Kim So Jung]: Listener ‘Miss A’, “My former boyfriend had an affair with a woman, but I forgave him after hearing the whole story. But he declared his intent to separate from me, saying, ‘You’re a boring woman’, even if he was the one who caused this problem.”

[Rain]: It’s he who is to blame. Please keep away from such company. Actually, you men are all alike except me. (laughs)

[KCM]: How dare you say such a thing? (laughs)

[Rain]: I may be harshly criticized by 600,000 soldiers. (laughs) But, it is true that KCM manages some women. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener #5114, “I think people like KCM because he has an amicable personality. I hope he’ll continue to manage those women.” (laughs)

[KCM]: Listener Movie Star, “I think it’s impossible for a man and a woman to be friends.”

[Rain]: Pfc Park Kyung Wook and his girlfriend have also become lovers after being friends.

[Kim So Jung]: Listener Jang Eun Soo, “I think it takes courage to win your heart.”

[Rain]: It seems to be important to do your best however the result turns out.

[KCM]: Listener Hana, “I’ve given my boyfriend my hand in marriage, but his mom thinks poorly of me.”

[Rain]: Please try to make a good impression on his mom.

[Kim So Jung]: I think he should act as a buffer between his mom and his girlfriend.

[Rain]: KCM really has a talent for it because he has managed some women. (laughs)

[KCM]: I must undeceive you on this point. I will love my future wife and her only.

[Rain]: Who on earth is the woman? The woman must be included among those 6 women. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener #5024, “Women need to convince that they can break with their boyfriends as the occasion demands.”

I don’t think that’s the right idea. You’d have to talk to an expert like KCM. (laughs)

[KCM]: I just don’t know what to do (laughs) {Dude, you are toast today. Rain has put all your bidnez out in the street. Heheheheh – S. ^@@^}

[Rain]: A cry of a woman broke the silence yesterday. What happened? (laughs)

[KCM]: It was none of my business. I was just digging in the ground at the 5th Division at that time. (laughs)

[Rain]: OK.

[Rain]: Listener #2745, “The foundation of a relationship should be trust and respect.”

KCM values substance more than superficiality as he has managed 6 women, but I’m just nothing but window dressing. (laughs)

[Rain]: It’s the time to say good-bye, Thank you for coming here today. See you next week.

[Kim So Jung]: Thank you so much.

1:10:59~

[KCM]: Listener #1215, “Today, I overslept and had to get up in a hurry.”

[Rain]: Listener #0835, “It’s already been several years since I got married. It’s too much for me to bring up my children.”

Efforts will be finally rewarded.

[KCM]: Listener #1215, “They say drinking lots of water will help to flush toxins out of the body. So I try to drink lots of water.”

[Rain]: Listener Movie Star, “When it’s hot, it’s best to quench your thirst with cold water.”

Anyway, what I said about KCM today can be misunderstood. I meant it for a joke, so I don’t want there to be any misunderstanding. He is such a good man who will love his future wife and her only. {Certainly anyone who took all of that seriously is just silly. But it’s good that you clarified yourself anyway. Good job. 🙂 – S. ^@@^}

[KCM]: It’s you that are naively honest.

[Rain]: Listener Gunja, “Today is my junior’s birthday. Happy birthday!”

[KCM]: Listener Kim Han Sol, “My toe is itchy from a mosquito bite.”

[Rain]: Small gifts will be provided for Jin Eun Joo and #8745.

[KCM]: Congratulations!

[Rain]: KCM, let’s break for a cup of coffee after this work.

[KCM]: That’s a good idea.

[Rain]&[KCM]: See you tomorrow!

*end translation*

~ by Cloud USA on July 7, 2012.

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