Cloud USA

— Cloud cover by: Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

Or, as Terri and I call it: Rain and KCM’s The Need For Speed. 🙂 When an English translation becomes available, I’ll bring that to you here. Thanks.

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka rain @YT)

12-06-16 Friends FM – 질주본능 (The Desire To Speed)_Rain DJ parts 1/7.

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*Edited to Add: One more hilarious show by Cheech and Chong is in the can. Well done, guys!

Incidentally, fans, Rain has played one song in particular several times, and we were all going batty because we simply couldn’t find it. It’s one of those tunes that immediately grows on you and makes you want to hear it all the time. Well, finally, I found it on Daum towards the end of Sunday’s show and solved the mystery! It’s Hyungdon and Daejun’s The Gloomy Song (안좋을때 들으면 더 안좋은 노래), and in this show translation, Rain mentions how it’s currently his favorite song.

All this time, we’ve been simply calling it the 아니, 아니, 아니 노래 (ani ani ani song). LOL! Enjoy! It’s gangsta. (LOENENT’s comments on YouTube say briefly what the song is about…) — Stephe ^@@^

(MV credit: Hyungdon & Daejun / Loen Entertainment / LOENENT @YT)

[English translation by 화니 / English tweaks by Stephe]

[Part 1]

0:15

[Rain]&[KCM] : Rain & KCM’s ‘The Desire To Speed’!

0:24~1:18

[Rain] : One mischief comes on the neck of another, but something can give you the strength to overcome the difficulty. When there are a lot of difficult things facing me, first of all I sleep.

[KCM] : I have an optimistic view of life, so I easily forget about what happened.

[Rain] : Let bygones be bygones, and please have an enjoyable day, listening to ‘The Desire To Speed’ for two hours. (It’s) nothing !

1:24~1:58

[KCM] : This song was Clazziquai’s..(laughs)

[Rain] : How come you are always like that? Your pronunciation is not correct. You need to work on your pronunciation a bit more, listening to AFKN TV or watching movies.

[KCM] : Sorry, I meant it for a joke. Clazziquai’s Love Mode.

[Rain] : Please study English harder.

[KCM] : I speak English I’m so nervous.

[Rain] : As a man who is ugly, you have no right to be so cheeky. (laughs)

[KCM] : Rain is so lucky to be handsome (making cynical remarks)

[Rain] : There is nothing I can say because I’m ugly, too. (laughs) Sorry.

1:59~3:40

[Rain] : As all the rough days of your life can be ancient history, it depends on how you think. I hope you’ll enjoy ‘The Desire To Speed’ again today.

[Rain] & [KCM] :

Please keep it right here on FM 96.7 in Seoul, Chuncheon, Pocheon, and Cheowon, FM 101.1 in Wonju, Yeoju, and Yangpyung, FM 89.5 in Baengnyeong-do, FM 92.5 in Sokcho, Gangreung, Yangyang, and Goseong, FM 93.3 in Gangwon, Kirin, and Sangnam, FM 103.3 in Hwacheongun, FM 101.5 in Yangku and Inje, FM 100.1 in Daejeon, Gyeryong, and Nhonsan, and on FM 94.1 in Cheju-do.

[KCM] : Please send your stories and song requests to the radio station through a chargeable SMS #0967 (₩ 50) or its Twitter (@speeding967) or Smart R2 Application.

[Rain] you can visit ” http://www.dema.mil.kr ” and post comments on its bulletin board (별사탕게시판)

[Rain] : Or you can visit the page by putting the keyword “국방홍보” (Defense Agency for Public Information Services) in the search box. So please send your stories about the joys and sorrows of everyday living or letters to the people around you or song request to <Rain&KCM’s The Desire To Speed>.

[KCM] : Mini radios the military broadcast’s logo is emblazoned on, gift certificates, vitamin sets, etc., will be provided to the participants.

3:59~7:15

[KCM] : Listener ‘I Am Sick and Tired of Having Iced Coffee’, “I use the internet to do research for my homework. But my internet connection was unreliable all day yesterday, so I was barely able to finish my homework, and I had to use my friend’s computer and go to a PC room. I later found out that the computer cord wasn’t plugged into an electrical outlet.”

[Rain]: I used to have the same problem. I ever wasted several hours trying to push the power button on the remote control before realizing that the TV cord wasn’t plugged into an electrical outlet. [Holy smokes! Hours? LOL—S. ^@@^]

[KCM] : I tried to start my new CD player before, but it didn’t work. So I thought something was wrong with the player, but I found later I didn’t turn on the switch. (laughs)

[Rain]: Isn’t it too obvious that you turn on the switch before starting it?

[Rain] :  Listener ‘#1081’, “Now I’ve run away from home out of defiance to my mom. So I called my friends up and said I wanted to meet them, but to top it off, each of them said, ‘As I am very tired, I can’t go out right now.’ (laughs) I think I’ll have to go home again after listening to ‘The Desire To Speed’.”

When I ran away from home in my boyhood days and slept over at my friend’s house, I felt slighted because my mom didn’t search for me. But I found out that she already knew where I was by making a call to my friend’s mom. KCM, have you ever run away from home?

[KCM] : Of course, I..

[Rain] : (interpreting KCM) (laughs)

Listener ‘#4794, “Seeing a lot of well-dressed and beautiful women walking down the street on my way to a restaurant for brunch on such a fine day, I feel great.”

[KCM] : When we go out of the military unit for an exercise in public relations and move onto a bus, many beautiful women are often seen walking down the street when I look out the bus window, which raises my pulse rate. How about you?

[Rain] : Me too.

[KCM] : My female commander says that flower prints are in the groove this year. (laughs)

7:18~7:37

[Rain] : When I go out of the military unit for an exercise in public relations or I have a vacation, I also often watch the world go by and I find the people of our nation seem to have remarkable senses of fashion compared to other countries’ people.

[KCM] : I think the women of our nation are so beautiful.

[Rain] : They look beautiful whatever they do. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#3593, “I have to be introduced to a prospective wife under my mom’s pressure.”

[Rain] : Why don’t you try it with a light heart? Please don’t feel pressured. Despite being a fun date or simple companionship, dating with someone is as much fun as the date itself.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9785, “I started to tone up one month after starting to exercise, so I’m so happy that I can wear a bikini bathing suit at the beach.”

Congratulations!

[KCM] : But, she must prove that she is trim and slender in figure. #9785, please post your picture on the internet.

[Rain] : My six packs disappeared quite a long time ago. (laughs) They have been transformed into one pack. (laughs) But, I’ll build up muscles again a few months before I leave the army. [I’ll bet that one pack doesn’t make a bit of difference when the chips are down. If you know what I mean. 😉 S. ^@@^]

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kim Han Sol’, “The examination is near at hand, but I feel dulled and stupid with sleep.”

[Rain] : I didn’t like my school work, but I loved to read novels, biographies, etc. in my school days. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Small Eyes,’ “I think one week is too short.”

But, I think one week passes in a flash.

[KCM] : We’re so busy we could die.

[KCM]: Listener ‘#5114, “My daughter has bought a musical ticket to me, using the money from her part-time job. Thank you, my daughter.”

[Rain]: A properly brought-up daughter is worth ten sons as I expected.

If I marry someone, I’ll have four daughters.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Always’, “I’ve been refreshed after listening to ‘The Desire To Speed’ ”

[KCM]: I think this show is a vitamin to listeners.

[Rain] : I’ve hosted this show and for the first time in my life I’ve realized I have the stuff for becoming a DJ.

[KCM] : Rain, there is nothing you can’t do.

[Rain] : But, I’m poor at dating a woman. [Unfortunately, we kind of know that. Holy heartbreak! >.< S. ^@@^]           

12:15~

[KCM] : Listener ‘The Blades Of The Fan’, “I’ve split up with my boyfriend.”

[Rain] : I’m sure a new love will come her way.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kiwifruit’, “They are very busy with school and studying so they have little time to play, but I plan to go on a tour with my friends.”

Life can be full of hard knocks, but I think life itself is a learning process but it’s the only way to live a life without regrets.

[KCM] : Life itself is hard. (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM, please stop your nonsense.

[Rain] :  Listener ‘Red Bean Sherbet’ “I enjoyed homemade red bean sherbet.”

[KCM] : Please don’t eat the whole red bean sherbet yourself. Four portions of red bean sherbets, please. (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM, do you have no shame? (laughs)

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[Part 2]

0:33~4:37

[Rain] :  Listener ‘Yi Han Na’, “The springs on the mail box doors of our apartment help allow them to open and close. But, one day we found the springs didn’t work and we thought it might be the work of thieves. But, we got to know the criminal was the mailman after CCTV cameras were spying on their every move. We found out later he intentionally damaged the springs to open the mail boxes easily. We worried a lot before he told us.”

KCM, why don’t we work in shifts on a weekly basis? Because of you, I unconsciously copycat your way of speaking.

[KCM] : OK. I’ll host this every Saturday, and I’ll host this every Sunday. (laughs)

[Rain] : Everyone, please don’t forget to lock the house up when you go out. Also, always watch out for others to avoid collisions, but KCM, you don’t need to. (laughs)

[KCM] : The same applies to you. (laughs)

[Rain] : I’m so delicate and vulnerable, so the weight just falls off. (laughs)

[KCM] :  Listener ‘Yi Seon Ar’, “When my friend who has never been out with a man, took the subway, one man spoke to her. Then, her heart plunged. He told her, “The label on your clothes is seen.”, then she was so shamed and she wished that the ground would swallow her, so she jumped off at the next stop.”

[Rain] : I think he had an interest in her or she had to escape in a whisk because she freaked out when she saw his face bearing a remarkable likeness to KCM’s. (laughs) [LOL! S. ^@@^]

4:38~5:50

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Na Yeon’, “While opening her restaurant, my mom has been wounded in the arm because she’s been working too hard lately. I hope she’ll get well soon.”

[Rain]& [KCM] : Mother, I love you. (laughs)

[Rain] : I hope the mother and daughter will take care not to make yourselves ill, and I think she’ll have to assist her mother in her work.

6:13~8:18

[Rain] : Listener ‘Someone asking that her name not be used’, “In my girls’ high school days, I had a secret crush on my student teacher who taught mathematics. It’s been years since I graduated from the school, but I’ll never forget the memory of those days as long as I live.”

I had a secret crush on my class teacher when I was in fifth grade, and she was my Miss Right at that time. I guess she is still a teacher.

[KCM] : Do you happen to remember her name?

[Rain] : Sure.

[KCM] : Can you give me her name?

[Rain] : Is it necessary for me to give you her name? (laughs) Can you give me the name of the woman next door you had such a crush on?

(laughs)

8:19~

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kim Yi Young’, “My aunt and uncle moved to Busan city last week without the knowledge of their son who serves in the army. If he has a vacation, he’ll make sure to give his parents a call.”

When I got a vacation for the first time since I’d entered the army, I headed for my home, but I wasn’t able to enter my house because it has a fingerprint recognizer, so I had to climb over the wall of the house (laughs), then security guards were called out without delay. I revealed my identity and they recognized me instantly, but it was highly regrettable for my father to treat me with indifference.”

[KCM] : The unforeseen occurrence was out of your control, because you are a soldier.

[Rain] : I found many CCTVs were installed in my house and I saw myself climbing the wall via CCTVs. (laughs) I was nearly charged with theft. (laughs) My house has a fairly good security system, so please don’t walk around the outside of my house, everyone. (laughs)

[KCM] : Soldiers, please be sure to make a call to your parents before you go home when you get a vacation.

[Rain] : ‘Hyungdony and Dajoony’ is my current favorite song.

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[Part 3]

0:08~2:41

[Rain] : Listener ‘Zarara’, “I’m worried because I don’t have the courage to refuse.”

[KCM ] : I think she and I are very much alike in personality.

[Rain] : Whether you admit it or not, you might be one of those people who find it hard to say “No” to a request or turn down a favor from a friend or colleague. We may need to refuse to help them.

[KCM ] : I’ve got a soft heart and can’t say no when people ask me to do something.

[Rain] : A woman must not marry such a man like KCM to begin with because he may bring about the bankruptcy of family. (laughs)

[KCM ] : Please don’t stand in my way. (laughs).. I’m not that kind of guy.

2:42~5:49

[KCM] : Listener ‘Jang Yeon Hee’, “My son who is in fifth grade has gone abroad to study. When I call him because I miss him, he gets ratty, saying, “I’m so busy doing my homework right now.” I get upset, but keep my anger in control.”

[Rain] : It is said that psychologically mothers prefer boys over girls, and fathers prefer girls over boys. So, mothers hesitate to assent to her daughter’s marriage, and at the same time fathers hesitate to assent to his daughter’s marriage, but my future father-in-law, please stop worrying and set your mind at ease because I own a large number of things. Fighting! [LOL! LOL! S. ^@@^]

[KCM] : I missed the timing. I should have laughed when you finished speaking.

[Rain] : I think her son is just reaching puberty. Probably she should try to understand him.

5:50~

[Rain] : Listener ‘Yi Jung Hee’, “I started a diet a week ago, but I was so hungry that I stuffed myself at the dinner.”

To create a healthy diet, you need help from the people around you, and you should not eat much. KCM, please be a little quiet while I’m speaking. You appear to be annoyed.

[KCM] : I’m not angry.

[Rain] : Aw, give me a courtesy laugh.

[KCM] : Hahahahaha (laughs)

[Rain] : They say a diet can be dangerous if you overdo it.

[KCM] : So if you are on a diet, make sure you don’t overdo it.

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[Part 4]

1:06~4:19

[Rain] : Listener ‘Earth’, “While my parents go on a trip, I plan to cook and clean and keep house, and take care of my younger sister and brother, going to work.”

[KCM]: Her parents must be very happy.

[Rain] : She may invite her friends to her house. (laughs)

[Rain]:  Listener ‘#3575’, “I lay awake every night because of insomnia, but I’ve  avoided the insomnia, reading books right before I go to bed.”

I fall asleep before turning to the second page. (laughs)

[KCM]: I tried to read books at one time with another, but I wasn’t able to concentrate on my book. (laughs) But, now I can concentrate on it.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0835’, “I’ve got three sons (elementary, middle school, and high school students), so I’m particularly busy weekends. But, I have fun on weekends, listening to ‘The Desire To Speed’.”

[KCM]: Thank you.

[Rain] : I think she is in her early forties. Kids are all grown-up now. Please don’t go overboard for your boys, and listen to this show, giving yourself a little more time. And, I hope only women will listen to this show. (laughs) And, I don’t want to co-host with KCM anymore, I want anyone else.

[KCM]: Rain, do you want a female commissioned officer?

[Rain] : I hate the way. (laughs) I want an outside guest. (laughs)

[KCM]:  Listener ‘Yi Soo Jung’, “My eye has puffed up because of a mosquito bite. So I’m applying ice to my eye.”

[Rain] : My earhole itched from a mosquito bite. (laughs)

[KCM]: I suffered a mosquito bite on my palm, feet, eyes, etc.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0675’, “When I went to my hometown, I was delighted to see my mother after such a long time, and she made my favorite dish ‘samgyetang’ for me. The love of a mother for her child.”

I remember my late mother making ‘stir-fried squid’ for me. How I wish I could eat her ‘stir-fried squid’?

[KCM]: I’ll cook it for you.

[Rain] : Please don’t do that. (laughs) Is your mother a good cook?

[KCM]: Yes, she is. My favorite food made by her is tteokbokki.

[Rain] : Why don’t you ask your mother to get it someday?

[KCM]: OK.

[Rain] : Mother, I love you. (laughs) I’m on friendly terms with KCM. (laughs) Since I rank above him, there is something he has to be resigned to. (laughs) Now I hope you understand, mom. (laughs)

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[Part 5]

~5:29

– Men and women’s psychologies –

[Rain] : Please introduce yourself to us, ‘Kim So Jung’

[Kim So Jung] : I’m ‘Kim So Jung’ who is a new singer.

[Rain] &[KCM] : Nice to meet you.

[Rain] : ‘Kim So Jung’ from a prominent university (KAIST) made her debut through Mnet TV’s ‘Super Star K’. Which one is harder between singing and studying?

[Kim So Jung] : Both are difficult things to do, both physically and psychologically.

[Rain] : How have you been doing?

[Kim So Jung] : I graduated from university this year, I rehearsed my songs, and I released my first album.

[KCM]: ‘Kim So Jung’, you graduated from one of the pre-eminent colleges in Korea. I think you wanted to become a singer but encountered opposition from your parents.

[Kim So Jung] : Yes, I did, but now they understand me.

[Rain] : It is nice doing things you like. What kind of singer do you want to be?

[Kim So Jung] : I want to be a singer like Rain or KCM. (laughs)

[Rain] : If we meet each other at a broadcasting station later, I’ll buy you lunch. KCM, that’s how I flirt with her. (laughs)

[KCM]: You are the master of seducing women ! [LMAO! Ow, my stomach! – S. ^@@^]

[Rain] : KCM, you just told me, “Hmmm, she looks familiar”, didn’t you? (laughs)..Please don’t make a clumsy excuse. (laughs).

5:30~

– Love & Life consultations –

[KCM] : ‘Kim So Jung’, do you have a boyfriend?

[Kim So Jung] : No, I don’t.

[KCM] : Listener ‘A’, “My boyfriend just doesn’t listen to me. It’s hard to determine whether his love for me has cooled, or whether he still loves me.”

[Rain] : A small matter can divide the couple.

[Kim So Jung] : I hope ‘A’ will try not to get hung up on her boyfriend.

[Rain] : Often women or men are too emotionally attached to their boyfriends or girlfriends to recognize that they drift farther and farther apart from each other.

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[Part 6]

[Kim So Jung] :  Listener ‘Lee Eun Jung’, “I can’t pretend to be naive around men, so I think it’s hard for me to date with a man.”

[Rain] :  Pretending to be naive around women is a second nature to me. (laughs) Sorry. My former girlfriend told me that I condescended to every woman I met, which caused her not a little anxiety, and she brought to my attention what I had done wrong. I was shocked by what she said. She even told me, “You are a bad boy!” (laughs) [Ahhhhh! So this is the nappeun namja stuff we heard them talking about. Heheheh. – S. ^@@^]

[KCM] : You are such a bad boy!

[Rain] : Just do well yourself!  (laughs) Your mother is listening to this show (laughs)

[KCM] : But I think a woman or a man needs to pretend she or he is innocent when she or he has a date with someone.

[Rain] : To be romantically involved with someone, you should not miss the timing. (laughs)

[KCM] : But I think I’ll do as I wish no matter what other people may think when I date someone.

[Rain] : Everyone, you shouldn’t just follow along with what everybody else does. (laughs)

[Kim So Jung] : When I’m interested in starting a romantic relationship with a man, I tend to express myself truthfully to him, and then I relax as time passes, but my affection for him doesn’t fade.

[KCM] : What blood group are you?

[Kim So Jung] : My blood type is B.

[Rain] : This is a typical example of a bad woman who does quite nicely by him at first but who is backing down now. (laughs) Her ideas are quite similar to mine. (laughs) When his affection for her seems to have faded, I think she’ll show her affection for him again. (laughs)

[KCM] : It seems like she puts a piece of candy into the crying child’s mouth. (laughs)

[Rain] : It’s not a fitting comparison! (laughs)

6:16~

[Rain] : Listener ‘C’, “My boyfriend has entered the army recently. My affection for him gradually is cooling down as it says out of sight, out of mind. I don’t know what to do.”

There are two methods that can be used when solving this problem. She is to reject the man as quickly as possible or she is to be responsible for him. Of course, I saw many women who are totally devoted to their boyfriends serving in the army, but if they are so stressed, it would be better to break up with their boyfriends. Some of soldiers’ girlfriends send their boyfriends video clips showing them (girlfriends). Then their boyfriends shed tears of happiness.

One day, I heard that a video clip for me arrived. I wondered who that clip was from. I found out that my senior singers such as girl groups, boy groups, actresses, actors, etc. sent me the video clip showing them. When I watched it, tears welled up in my eyes.

[KCM] : Anyway, I hope soldiers’ girlfriends will stop being clingy with their boyfriends and give yourselves something to be busy about, and hope those couples finally go off into the sunset.

[Rain] : ‘Kim So Jung’, thank you very much for coming in.

How about being a regular guest on this show?

[Kim So Jung] : I really want to be a regular guest on this show.

[Rain] : You may get paid very little for this show, but you can appear on it for 12 months when I leave the army. (laughs) I hope we can exchange warm greetings when we meet again at broadcast stations. Thank you so much for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend our show.

[Kim So Jung] : I had a nice time. Thank you.

[KCM] : Thank you so much.

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[Part 7]

~2:17

[KCM] : The studio atmosphere has suddenly dimmed since she left.

[Rain] : So, there is bad smell over the length and breadth of the studio. (laughs)

[Rain]: ‘The National Cemetery in Seoul’ and ‘Defense Agency for Public Information Services’ will hold ‘Radienteering Competition’ on June 22 to celebrate Patriots-Veterans’ Month, where participants walk on the cemetery premises while listening to the live radio broadcast for 120 minutes from 4:00-6:00pm on the day, and where PR soldiers such as Rain, KCM, etc. will participate and give a live performance.

[KCM] : You can apply through each of the military FM broadcasts. There’s a 50-won charge for its service (via #0967). And, there is a limit of two people per application, and your previous application will become invalid when you submit a duplicate application. For more information visit us online at http://www.dema.mil.kr

[Rain]: Thank you. See you tomorrow. It was good-looking ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ until now.

[KCM] : It was good-looking ‘Kang Chang Mo’ until now.

~ by Cloud USA on June 16, 2012.

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