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Park HyoShin’s radio show, with Rain and Kim SungWon, from Seoul this morning. If any translations become available, we’ll bring one to you here. Thanks.

(Whose birthday was it? LOL!  Whatever that was about, Rain sure sounded good. And oh goodness, I loved hearing Rain’s song, “Love Is”. Wah! Errrm… I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus? For real? ROFLMAO ^@@^)

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(English translation by화니 @The Cloud)

——–[Part1]———–

1:46~2:00

[Kim Sung Won] : This is my first time appearing on this show. I’ll help you to win first place by reading your stories well.

[Rain] : This is my second time appearing on this show. Our team is bound to win as I am experienced in this work.

[Park Hyo Shin] : The race is expected to take place as a two-way race between the two in a listener-participation segment called “By A Close Call”.

2:23~2:40

[Park Hyo Shin] : Pfc ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ and pfc ‘Kim Sung Won’, welcome to our program. Good evening.

[Kim Sung Won] : Good evening, this is pfc ‘Kim Sung Won’.

[Rain] : Good evening, this is pfc ‘Jung Ji Hoon’.

2:41~3:08

[Park Hyo Shin] : Due to a busy schedule, many PR soldiers as regular guests were not present in the segment, which made it less meaningful.

[Rain] : Right. There isn’t “a blimp of fat” today. I’ve nicknamed pfc ‘Kang Chang Mo’ “a blimp of fat.” (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : How about “fatty liver”?

[Rain] : Both are all right.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Because he (‘Kang Chang Mo’) has complained he is tired all the time although he’s a light drinker.

3:09~3:32

[Rain] : I’ve nicknamed corporal ‘Park’ and pfc ‘Kim Sung Won’, “Everybody Loves Hyo” and “Pepero”, respectively. (laughter)

[Kim Sung Won] : In high school, my friends called me by my nickname, “Mantis “.

(laughter)

3:33~2:47

[Rain] : Anyway, now his birthday is a twice-a-year event : his real birthday and Pepero Day (Nov. 11th).

[Kim Sung Won] : Who are you talking about?

[Rain] : It’s you. It’s not interesting anymore.

[Kim Sung Won] :Ah! Sorry, now I’m “Pepero”. (laughter)

3:50~4:34

[Park Hyo Shin] : ‘Kim Sung Won’, you came here twice during my absence, right?

[Kim Sung Won] : Yes, I did.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Did you introduce yourself properly? (Did you show your specialty here?)

[Kim Sung Won] : You were away; for that reason I didn’t have a chance to, but ‘Lee Jin Woo’ put me up to give a demonstration of rapping about 4~5 times.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Come on now! Try it.

[Kim Sung Won] : (He is rapping)

(laughter)

4:35~5:05

[Rain]: Judging from his accent, he seems to come from a part of the country.

[Kim Sung Won] : I’ve worked on a rap accent.

[Rain]: “Pepero” has been tired out.

[Kim Sung Won] : I’m ashamed at being unable to do it better.

[Park Hyo Shin] & [Rain] : Don’t worry. You’re doing just fine!

[Park Hyo Shin] : We already sang and danced at our own talent show.

5:08~5:33

[Park Hyo Shin] : I’m the real host of this program, but you’ll take over for me during my absence.

[Kim Sung Won] : I’m not very good at having the segment run smoothly, but I’ll do my best.

[Park Hyo Shin] & [Rain] : (They burst into a laugh by his accent)

[Rain]: He obviously spoke in a local dialect! (Rain copies his accent)

5:34~6:06

[Kim Sung Won] : It is said this program is facing an identity crisis because the host is being replaced repeatedly.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Absolutely not! I think the outcome has surpassed our expectations.

[Rain]: We need to create a friendly atmosphere to do a funny show.

[Kim Sung Won] : I think that is the question.

[Rain]: It’s a joke. Don’t take my joke seriously.

[Kim Sung Won] : Sorry.

[Park Hyo Shin] : ‘Kim Sung Won’ and ‘Yim Joo Howan’ are much alike in character, in terms of seriousness.

[Kim Sung Won] : Because I’m inexperienced.

[Rain]: “A Blimp Of Fat” should have been here today.  (Rain’s remark refers to “Kang Chang Mo (=KCM))

6:08~6:40

[Park Hyo Shin] : KCM made the biggest impact last week, and he has completely adjusted to this segment.

[Rain]: Did he talk about squid again?

[Park Hyo Shin] : Yes, of course he did. He was very loquacious about the relevant experiences.

[Rain]: He only speaks about that. (laughter) That’s the question. (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : But, I have little to talk to you unlike him.

[Rain]: He may be listening to this show because he is a person with Type Triple A blood (= he cannot say boo to a goose)

6:42~6:50

[Park Hyo Shin] : He was always at home even during his vacation.

[Rain]: Why does he go to take a vacation although he is not particularly engaged even during his vacation? He’d rather stay here and work hard.

6:52~7:11

[Rain]: Anyway, he is a bulky man. (laughter) It’s too big in the bust. (laughter)

[Kim Sung Won] : By the time now, he is taking exercise.

[Rain]: We usually sleep when we are tired, but he lifts weights when tired. So, I think he and I seem to live in very different worlds.

7:13~7:26

[Rain]: I spoke ill of ‘Park Hyo Shin’ behind his back during his absence last time.

[Park Hyo Shin] : I thought as much. (laughter)

[Rain]: Speak ill of me behind my back during my absence. (laughter) We shall all grow up, knowing that.

7:34~7:48

[Park Hyo Shin] I wonder what would happen if ‘Kim Sung Won’ introduce listeners’ stories today (because his accent is unique.)

[Rain]: I’m really concerned about that. (laughter)

[Kim Sung Won] : I’m sure that everything will be fine.

[Park Hyo Shin] However, I’m very much looking forward to it.

7:49~8:37

[Park Hyo Shin] : Rain, I think you’re in a good mood today.

[Rain]: I’m very happy to receive special gifts from my fans. My fan clubs, such as benamoo, BC Galley (* He mistakenly believes that DC Galley is BC Galley), etc. brought lots of food, sweat suits, a USB featuring the edited videos of my past activities, etc. to celebrate the 10th anniversary of my debut. Thank all of you for the nice present.

8:43~

[Park Hyo Shin] & [Kim Sung Won] : Congrats on your 10th debut anniversary.

[Rain]: Thank you.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Treat me to something nice to mark your 10th debut anniversary.

[Rain]: (I wish I could, but unfortunately) I can’t. I can’t afford to treat you because my salary’s too small. (laughter)

9:00~9:03

[Park Hyo Shin] : Celebrate your anniversary. A sound effect is ready.

[Rain]: Ah..Thank you (laughter)

9:05~9:28

[Park Hyo Shin] : Give us a demonstration.

[Rain]:  JYP used to do this. (sings) Happy birthday to you~ (JYP version) (laughter) You should have laughed at this point.

[Park Hyo Shin] : I laughed, right?

9:36~10:46

[Rain]: (sings) Happy birthday to you~ (Rain version)

[Park Hyo Shin] : Great! You’re the incarnation of sexiness. Particularly, your voice is so sexy.

[Kim Sung Won] : I’m so happy that both of you are sexy.

[Rain]: ‘Park Hyo Shin’ has gone far beyond me in singing, but I’m better than him in breathing. (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : I’m also practicing to breathe.

[Rain]: It’s a joke.

[Rain]: ‘Park Hyo Shin’ is a good singer, so I try to have a lot to learn from him.

[Park Hyo Shin] : You always are generous with the compliments.

10:49~11:50

[Rain]: Our topic today is about buffet.

[Kim Sung Won] : A hotel voucher as a gift will be provided for the winner. (They laughed because of his unique accent)

[Rain]: You should have read it as if you were rapping.

[Park Hyo Shin] : I think I can do as well as he did.

11:51~12:05

[Park Hyo Shin] : Do you like buffet food?

[Kim Sung Won] : Yes.

[Rain]: I am not particular about food, and I even prefer to eat rather than date with my girl friend, which caused a lot of conflict with her.

12:08~12:25

[Rain] : Eating is like a god to me.

[Park Hyo Shin] : You’re right. Therefore, it is important to eat healthy food.

[Rain] : Eating square three meals a day is important, too.

[Kim Sung Won] : Eating well is happy.

[Park Hyo Shin] : But, ‘Kim Sung Won’ has a small appetite.

[Rain] : I think we’ll have to help give him a good appetite.

12:41~13:04

[Kim Sung Won] : I can eat like a horse, and only gain weight in the gut. So, I’m trying to eat less these days.

[Rain] : How can “Pepero” get a potbelly? (laughter)

[Kim Sung Won] : I’m obese despite a thin frame.

[Park Hyo Shin] : It looks like your chocolate has melted down and been set in the middle. (laughter) (* “Pepero” is a chopstick-shaped snack covered with chocolate)

[Rain] : So, he will be a “Pepero” with almond. (laughter)

[Kim Sung Won] : But, my almond-shaped belly fat isn’t lost.

[Rain] : Please stop talking about it. (laughter)

13:11~

[Park Hyo Shin] : What kinds of foods do you like best at a buffet restaurant?

[Rain] : First of all,  I eat expensive food like sashimi.

[Kim Sung Won] : I’m often a binge eater although I eat like a bird.

[Rain] : Your method is on the level of an amateur. (laughter) This is the province of the specialist. (laughter) In my case, sashimi is first, vegetables are second, followed by meats or fish, dessert, drinking water and meats or fish… (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : I’m reluctant to go to a buffet restaurant because I always come to eat too much although I get full on small portions.

————[Part2]—————

~0:10

[Rain] : Buffet restaurants and all-you-can-eat offers can lead to binge eating, so it’s embarrassing for an entertainer to go to such restaurants.

0:11~0:34

[Rain] : I used to heap my plate with food at buffet restaurants when I was a child, but I’ve eaten several smaller meals instead of a couple really big ones since I was told off for having too much on my plates from an elderly woman.

0:36~0:59

[Park Hyo Shin] : When I went to a buffet restaurant for the first time, I piled as much food as I could onto my plate, but I just ate food which suited my taste, transferring food, that didn’t taste as good as it looked, to empty plates.

1:01~1:05

[Rain] : It’s good to take only as much as you can eat even if it’s free.

1:06~1:45

[Kim Sung Won] : The most funny thing among listeners’ episodes will win top honors, and your opinions will be reflected in the outcome.

1:46~2;12

[Rain] : I think he (Kim Sung Won) is cute in a comical sort of way.

[Park Hyo Shin] : I feel the same way. Seeing him talking funny, I found myself laughing. (laughter)

2:13

[Kim Sung Won] : This is because it’s the first time that I’ve read such a manual.

2:17~2:59

[Park Hyo Shin] : I love his way of speaking. (laughter) As a way of reading, which can generate a lot of interest, usually translates into more vote for the one directly concerned, please retail those episodes with relish.

3:12~4;27

[Rain] : ‘Baek Seo Ban’s episode, [I’m a girls’ high school senior. Our school walked away with first prize in the brass band contest last year, so we had the buffet as a reward. We ate most of the food on the table and just left a little food for others, since the owner told us to eat like a horse. I think he little suspected that things would turn out that way. We could not be more sorry about what had happened. Nevertheless, we’ll have dinner at the same restaurant again this time because we love dining there.]

4:36

[Rain] : It’s better than having no custom at all.

4:38~5:03

[Park Hyo Shin] : I don’t see how they can eat so much even if they belong to a brass band not to a physical education class. (laughter)

5:04~5:37

[Rain] ; Extra food is always secured at such restaurants, so you don’t have to worry about running out of food. The more customers, the merrier they are. Eating much at such restaurants means that food could be brought to customers quicker, which means it is fresher.

[Park Hyo Shin] : That’s exactly what I was thinking.

5:38~5:43

[Rain] : All this talking has worked up an appetite, and suddenly I’d really like to have some meats such as pork belly, etc.

Park Hyo Shin & Kim Sung Won : I’d love to.

5:44~6:20

[Park Hyo Shin] : Talking about delicious food, which makes listeners’ mouth water, seems to be bothering them today, so sorry about that. I think ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ (Rain) copies women’s voice well.

[Rain] : Really? You (Kim Sung Won) should try it for yourself first. (laughter)

6:35~8:10

[Kim Sung Won] : Meat Mania’s episode, “[When I heard my acquaintance, with whom I’m close, would go to a buffet restaurant, I was getting playful and advised him to bring some lettuces, ssamjang, and garlics to the buffet. He took my word for it, but he later realized that he had been fooled. Seeing him putting something to eat in his bag, the restaurant’s owner told him, “You should not take them home. Then he provoked laughs by saying, “That’s what I brought from my house.” Afterwards, I apologized and I was really sorry by joking, “I’d love to come along next time, and I’ll bring some food to the buffet for you then.”]

8:14~8:22

[Kim Sung Won] : So embarrassing!

[Park Hyo Shin & Rain] : Don’t tell us that! I think you did very well.

[Kim Sung Won] : Despite being a rapper, I had to copy a feminine voice.

8:23~8:50

[Rain] : How much more should I be!

[Park Hyo Shin] : It’s the same with me!

[Rain] : If ‘Park Hyo Shin’ is the King of Ballad, I can be a dancing machine.. Besides, I’m a world (star). (laughter)

[Kim Sung Won] : Being here is an exciting new experience for me.

[Rain] : It has a wry dryness you won’t recognize, which makes my blood pressure rise. (laughter)

8:51~10:12

[Park Hyo Shin] : Have you ever taken the buffet food home?

[Kim Sung Won] : I’ve never done this kind of thing before.

[Park Hyo Shin] : But, sgt ‘Yu Seung Chan’ often takes hot sauces to his barrack. They are hot but very delicious, but I’m not used to eating spicy food.

[Rain] : It will become a Korean person not to eat hot foods. It’s normal to sweat a lot when we eat hot foods, isn’t it? Now I come to think of it, I’m hungry.

[Park Hyo Shin] : We’ll be appeasing our hunger with our lovely junior’s song, “Love Is”.

————-[Part3]——————

0:37~1:00

[Park Hyo Shin] : It was Rain’s ‘Love Is’. Good song! I wanted to harmonize on the melody. Not only is Rain sexy, but he sings and dances very well. He is a real jack-of-all-trades.

[Kim Sung Won] : I resisted an impulse to perform a rap for the song.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Right. This song is really great, so I was singing along with it.

[Rain] : It will become you (Park Hyo Shin) to speak so. Aren’t you the king of song?

[Park Hyo Shin] : Aren’t you the world star?

[Rain] : Let’s stop talking about that, and let’s read the script.

1:29~1:42

[Rain] : Listener #5024’s post, “All pfc ‘Jung Ji Hoon’s detailed information about something to eat were very interesting. I select number one.”

1:43~1:52

[Kim Sung Won] : Listener #2332’s post, “Pfc ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ is scary..ke, so I wasn’t hearing his words..ke, therefore, I select number two.”

1:53~2:00

[Rain] ; Please give me #2332’s address. I’ll try to stalk #2332 and teach her a lesson even if I have to go awol. (laughter)

2:04~2:10

[Park Hyo Shin] : Listener #8613’s post, “I select number one (episode 1) I really felt for pfc ‘Jung Ji Hoon when he copied a feminine voice..kekeke..”

2:17~2:28

[Rain] : Listener #9154’s post, “I select number two (episode 2) ..keke.. pfc “Kim Sung Won’ was so cute. It is said soldiers have to be master of their circumstances without anyone knowing in the military.”

2:29~2:50

[Rain] ; I want not to do so anymore. I’ve won the victory over myself extravagantly. (laughter)

[Kim Sung Won] : But you’ll have to win the victory over yourself for the next thirteen months. (It means it takes about one year and one month for Rain to get out of the army.) (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : The same is true of my case.

[Kim Sung Won] : Unlike us, ‘Park Hyo Shin’ has a bit more to go till he is separated from the army.

2:54~3:22

[Kim Sung Won] : Listener ‘Kim Si Yeon’s post, “I marvel that ‘Kim Sung Won’ could do so as if he was rapping..kekeke..Yo!” Listener ‘Sodium’s post, “He’s too ingenuous and cute to bring food to the buffet. So, episode 2.”

3:28~4:02

[Rain] : Listener #9891’s post, “Sorry, Pfc ‘Jung Ji Hoon’, episode 2 is more interesting than 1.”

[Kim Sung Won] : Listener #6455’s post, “I burst out laughing hearing episode 2, studying in the library. kekekekeke.”

[Rain] ; To be honest, it interested me little. (a tongue-in-cheek remark)

[Park Hyo Shin] : I enjoyed both episodes.

4:03~

[Park Hyo Shin] :  Listener #6002’s post, “Kim Sung Won’s way of speaking as if he sobbed out an account was very interesting. I couldn’t make out what he was saying, but I choose episode 2.”

4:22

[Park Hyo Shin] : So, Meat Mania’s episode has secured a place in the finals.

4:27

[Rain] : I like meat, too. (laughter) I like anything that is chewable.

5:00~6:31

[Round 2]

[Kim Sung Won] :  Listener ‘Person Possessed By A Spirit’s episode, [About fifteen years ago when I was new to the workforce, on Christmas Eve, I had dinner with my 6 friends, and then we went to a pre-booked coffee shop in the basement of a luxury hotel. When I asked a waiter there, “May I see the menu, please?”, he looked flustered for a moment and then brought a person who looked like a manager. The person told us, “This is a buffet restaurant.” Since it was rare to find such a buffet restaurant at that time, we were not familiar with it. We had a grasp of the situation and began to have a buffet dinner even if we had already had plenty. The manager reduced the price a little, but we had no money with us after paying the meal because credit card wasn’t also common at that time. That’s why we couldn’t go to a night club after that even if going there was planned previously.]

6:35~7:10

[Rain] ; I don’t understand why they could not cancel their reservation for the buffet.

[Kim Sung Won] : That’s reasonable explanation.

[Park Hyo Shin] : But they couldn’t change it because they were new to the workforce.

[Rain] : It’s possible.

7:48~9:40

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Soo Jung’s episode, [I worked part-time at a family restaurant for a year. At the restaurant, there were those who talked with their friends all day long by coming earlier than I did and leaving later than I did, which was meant to set a time limit of three hours for the meal, those who kept ordering food despite my repeated explanation, a regular customer glamorously dressed who made complimentary remarks to us about the good food, a customer who made complimentary remarks to us, “The fruit is very fresh and tastes good.”, etc. My job was hard work, but it was a tremendous experience.]

9:50~10:01

[Rain] : I worked part-time at such a family restaurant for a while in my high school days, but the boss dismissed me in a week with no pay after he found out my age fraud.

[Kim Sung Won] : He is such a bad hat!

10:04~10:06

[Rain] : I want to reveal the restaurant’s name, but…I’ve decided not to do it.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Have patience.

10:07~10:45

[Park Hyo Shin] : I think restaurant employees should explain to their customers how to serve themselves at their restaurants.

11:11~

[Park Hyo Shin] : Next song is Untouchable’s “I Have Given Her Nothing”.

—————[Part4]————–

~2:49 ;[Park Hyo Shin] : As listeners’ opinions are reflected in the outcome, ‘Kim Soo Jung’s episode has secured a place in the finals.

3:08~3:33

[Rain] : Listener #9272’s post, “With my family, I went to a buffet restaurant in the 63 Building, Seoul’s Youido, and it was my father’s first experience going to the building although he lives in Seoul. My father asked me, “This building has buffet restaurants on each floor?” which made us laugh. I think he’s really funny.” (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : That could be so.

3:36~3:54

[Kim Sung Won] :  Listener ‘Jae Lim’s post, “My family went to a buffet restaurant a few days ago, but they charged children six and over. My married sister tried to enter the restaurant, evading answering a question while lying about her boy’s age (his real age is 6 years old), but her boy vent his displeasure of her, insisting that he is 6 years old.” (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : He is so cute and innocent.

4:06~4:21

Rain : I was very good at lying when I was a child. It’s natural for a child to lie, but they should be given a good scolding by his parent in order to have a decent living.

4:25~5:15

[Park Hyo Shin] :  Listener ‘Paeng Hye Sun’s post, “My family went to a nice buffet restaurant to mark my sister’s birthday, and I was having a bitch about my boss while eating food – I was new to the workforce at that time. Unfortunately, my eyes met the icy gaze of my boss who was on opposite side of our table. I hesitantly approached him to say hello to him. The awful sight almost made me throw up.”

5:18~39

[Park Hyo Shin] : It’s a small world. We should always watch our mouth. I’ve seen the same situation before.

5:40~7:20

[Rain] ; I’d rather speak ill of a person behind his back, thinking that the listener would sneak on me to the person.  We should not bad-mouth others behind their backs though, but there’s no one like such a person who doesn’t dog on others in the world. That’s why we must try to control ourselves.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Let me think seriously about it, listening the next song.

[Rain] : We have to listen to a song again?

[Park Hyo Shin] : Because it’s an important song.

[Rain] : Before I know it, I’m likely to cry. (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : The next song is my “I’m likely to cry”.

7:30~9:30

[Kim Sung Won] : The winner is Meat Mania.

[Rain] : A hotel coupon, a fish cake set, and Germarola will be provided for the first-place entry, the second-place entry, and ‘Jae Lim’.

[Rain] : What is this Germarola for?

[Park Hyo Shin] : It is said it’s sort of a machine for a face massage.

[Rain] : It seems to be very useful. I think I’ll have to send my story to this program in order to get this.

[Park Hyo Shin] : When listeners send your stories to this program, you should fill in your full name, address, and contact number.

9:34~11:35

[Park Hyo Shin] : How was your day?

[Rain] : I had an enjoyable day here.

[Park Hyo Shin] : I am hungry now.

[Rain] : In between times, we can eat even during the program.

[Park Hyo Shin] : Let’s take some time to think about it.

[Rain] : I don’t have the time to deal with that because I wouldn’t stay here beyond a year. (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : It is high time for you to go.

[Rain] : I would love to remain here a little while longer not to be trained. (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : I may get a scolding from your fans if you do so.

[Rain] : If that’s what you really want, there’s nothing I can do. Everyone, please love our loved corporal ‘Park Hyo Shin’. (laughter)

[Kim Sung Won] : Please don’t give corporal ‘Park Hyo Shin’ a hard time.

[Rain] : According to corporal ‘Park Hyo Shin’, his lower back hurts so much he can’t sleep at night.

[Kim Sung Won] : Furthermore, he was even coughing so much at night.

[Rain] : I think I’ll have to pop healthy food into his mouth. (laughter)

11:36~11:55

[Park Hyo Shin] :Our topic next week is about Yeosu.

[Rain] : The World Expo is being held there. Pfc ‘Lee Jin Woo’ has been sent to the scene of the Expo. He is moaning because it’s too hot.

12:02~13

[Rain] : Please send your stories related to Yeosu to this program. You can participate in this segment in advance via its bulletin board.

12:19~

[Park Hyo Shin] : Thank both of you for all of the time and hard work. Before ending this, say something for all your fans.

[Rain] : (to Park Hyo Shin) Please go first. I’ll go after you. (laughter)

[Park Hyo Shin] : The next song is Girls’ Generation’s Run Devil Run.

~ by Cloud USA on May 2, 2012.

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