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[Full]120418 Friends FM – Rain’s Talk

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq7sv9_full-120418-friends-fm-rain-s-talk_shortfilms

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This translation brought many thoughts to mind as I read it, so here in a nutshell is what I’m going to lovingly call The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly:

The Good: Sounds more and more like JiHoon has truly found a niche for himself at DEMA. He has a group of friends he easily relates to, a job using his natural talents, and a way to get more knowledge and accomplishments under his belt. It’s only part drudgery—he’s having FUN now. It’s wonderful hearing him comfortable and content, joshing around with his troop mates. They’re all so silly. Heheh. And the episodic stories were pretty interesting!

[Kim Jae Wook & Kang Chang Mo]: The military service really seems to drive Rain out of his mind. I’ll say! LOL!

The Bad:  You might consider cutting back a tad on the caffeine, JiHoon dear? *coughliveradiocough*

The Ugly: No mention (in a couple of shows) for the official Cloud Fan Club that you sanctioned? Hopefully something was simply lost in the “etc.” If not, you probably should fix that, Brotha.

— Stephe ^@@^

[English Translation By 화니
Tweaking by @CloudUnite
Audio FM96.7 via ratoka rain ]

[TRANS] 20120418 #Rain on FM96.7 The following is the English translation from that broadcast. You may follow along with the audio using 4 videos (audio) courtesy of “ratoka rain”.

[Pfc ‘Kim Jae Wook’ hosted on the radio program on behalf of corporal ‘Park Hyo Shin’, and Pfc ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ (Rain) and Pfc ‘Kang Chang Mo’ made guest appearances on it. They read letters from radio listeners by turns.]

(Begin audio with video 1/4 http://youtu.be/hQ8riLfX96o )

2:23~2:58
[Rain]: Pfc ‘Kim Jae Wook’, you look down today.
[Kim Jae Wook]: I’m exhausted because of all the work.
[Kang Chang Mo]: You look tired. You need the distraction.
[Rain]: Don’t butt in while others are speaking (to ‘Kang Chang Mo’in a jovial manner) (Rain is being mean towards ‘Kang Chang Mo’just because he was enlisted a month before ‘Kang Chang Mo’, trying to make people laugh)
[Kim Jae Wook]: Hearing the two’s conversation, I feel much better than before.
[Rain]: There is no man who hasn’t fallen for my smiling eyes.
[Kim Jae Wook]: Are you opening your eyes now? (to Rain)
[Rain]: I’ve been keeping my eyes open. (laughter)

3:06~3:29
[Kim Jae Wook]: Each of you has never been on this show as a regular since being transferred to (PR?)…, right?
[Rain]: That’s right.
[Kang Chang Mo]: This isn’t the first time this has happened to me.
[Rain]: Don’t answer back.
[Kang Chang Mo]: I’ll listen to your words and be ruled by you (to Rain),(being all smiles) I have to eat out of my superior’s hands.
[Rain]: Stop it!
(A roar of laughter went up)

3:30~4:22
[Rain]: You know, I’m such a man who can create a friendly atmosphere. Don’t your hearts lift at the sight of me? (They all laughed over the joke) It is like talking to a brick wall.
[Kim Jae Wook]: You’re so cute!
[Rain]: Cuteness is my only attribute, and I look very healthy and fit, don’t I?
[Kang Chang Mo]: I admit your figure is incredible. (laughing)

4:23~5:00
[Kim Jae Wook]: ‘Kang Chang Mo’, you host radio program ‘Free Way’ every Saturday. You seemed to be so nervous when you first did it.
[Kang Chang Mo]: Yes, I was.
[Rain]: (I’m not interested, so) stop saying it. (a gust of laughter) Your statement doesn’t hang together. If I get to the point briefly, you feel great you’ve just started hosting ‘Free Way’, right?
[Kang Chang Mo]: That’s right! I feel great! (laughter)

5:40~55
The most interesting one of listeners’ episodes on a topic will be picked, and enjoying reading them will be considered in awarding marks. Today’s topic is the most interesting or touching military story that you (listeners) have ever heard or experienced.

6:30~7:15
[Kim Jae Wook]: Tell me how you have changed since your enlistment?
[Rain]: I have to act in obedience to the orders of my commanders, unlike myself in society. That was a little too difficult for me, but I’m trying to do my best.
[Kang Chang Mo]: I’ll tell you how I have changed…
[Rain]: Let’s move on to the next, (taking his up short) (laughter)

7:35~8:33
[Kim Jae Wook]: ‘Kang Chang Mo’, can you introduce an information? Read it carefully.
[Kang Chang Mo]: Yes, I will.
[Rain]: I have a better pronunciation than ‘Kang Chang Mo’ does, why is he being singled out? OK, come on now!
[Kang Chang Mo]: Listeners’ opinions are greatly reflected in the outcome. (99%)
[Rain]: When you (listeners) find the one who deserves to take first place, pick the one by sending a message with #0967 on Astral board (별사탕게시판) or by sending a SMS (free)
[Kim Jae Wook]: There is something extraordinary for you (Rain) in reading it clearly. So here we go.

8:42~10:22
-Episode 1 from a listener (Kang Chang Mo reads it)-

“According to my class teacher, he had a very hard time in his military days. He was still just an immature youth with a superficial view of everything when he underwent military discipline as a recruit, but he promised himself to do his best and his patience was finally rewarded. He looked so cute when he was saying about it for around 45 minutes. He kept saying the same thing the next day.”

[Rain]: ‘Kang Chang Mo’ was pretty good at first, but he was poor as time went on.
[Kang Chang Mo]: Since I spoke with an accent, I seed (?) to make things wrong.
[Kim Jae Wook]: Let’s move on to the next episode, Ji Hoon ssi (Rain)

10: 47~11:49
[Rain] : Tune on music (laughter)

-Episode 2-
“My brother served as a driver for his commander in the military. Whenever he shifted a gear while driving, he let his commander know. Without even realizing it because he was too nervous, one day my brother told the commander that he would (my brother) transform the gears by one step without saying “I’ll shift a gear”. Then, the commander told my brother, “When can the gears be combined?” My brother had a fit of the giggles at that instant. The story is said to circulate among the drivers in the military.”

11:50~12:42
[Rain]: Aren’t we always too humble in the presence of our commander?
[Kang Chang Mo]: I ever saw the battalion commander when I was trained as a recruit.
[Rain]: Stop interrupting me while I’m talking (laughter)

12:44~
[Kim Jae Wook] : Shall we listen to ‘Kang Chang Mo’ (KCM)’s song?
[Rain]: Why should we listen to his song again?
[Kang Chang Mo]: Because I’m the youngest among you. The song is ‘I Know’..
[Rain]: How could you do that even though you know that? (What Rain said was indirectly about the title of the song)

[Begin audio from 2/4]

~58
When listeners posted comments, “I think ‘Kang Chang Mo’ did a better job than Rain” and vice versa, Rain said, “I think we are out of the market.” (laughter)

1:27
[Kim Jae Wook & Kang Chang Mo]: The story Rain read is more interesting than the one ‘Kang Chang Mo did. So the episode 2 Rain read has passed the preliminary stage.

1:31~3:20
[Rain]: Tune on music (laughter)

-Episode 3-
“I ended up getting married to my middle school boyfriend. He asked me to marry him while the live wedding march music of a military band comprised of 30 bandsman played in the background when I visited to meet him five months before his leaving the military. I was moved to tears when he proposed in such an atmosphere. Thank you for your trouble, and none of this could have ever been possible without the love and support of the military band and its head.
I’ve been happily married for 5 years, thanks to them.”

3:30~4:13
[Kim Jae Wook]: I thought it would be a funny story, but I’m annoyed and bored by it. (laughter)
[Rain & Kang Chang Mo]: I am of one mind with in this behalf.
[The three]: Life is harder because neither of us have a girlfriend.

[Rain]: Can I take more leaves of absence when I am married during the military service?
[Kim Jae Wook]&[Kang Chang Mo]: Yes.
[Rain]: I may have to be married in May to be a May Groom.
[Kim Jae Wook & Kang Chang Mo]: The military service really seems to drive Rain out of his mind.

4:15~6:30
[Kang Chang Mo] : Tune on music.
[Rain]: Don’t follow what I did.
[Kang Chang Mo]: All right!

-Episode 4-
“I am on leave just days before my leaving the military. I was the last one to join the company at the time when it was 12 October 2010 which was my birthday. I felt very lonesome because nobody remembered my birthday, furthermore, I had been in a sulk ever since I got it from my seniors. When I stepped into the barrack after a tough day, a surprise party they threw me surprised me a lot and I felt a lump in my throat at the instant. I’d never had such a delicious cake. It must have been a memorable moment.”

6:39~40
[Rain]: I was less moved with the story than impressed with the back ground music. (laughter). The PD and I have similar tastes in music, so I feel great.

6:58
[Kang Chang Mo]: There was a chanson, wasn’t it?
[Rain]: Don’t poke your nose without the least knowledge of it (laughter).

7;12~7:25
[Kim Jae Wook]: Jung Ji Hoon, can you introduce the next song?
[Rain]: It was quite strong-minded. (laughter)
It caused a sensation in 2003, it is “How to Avoid the Sun” I must have sunglasses now.

[Begin audio from 3/4]

0:04
[Rain]: Now I want to live like a human being. (the part of the lyric of the song)

1:18
[Kim Jae Wook]: It was Rain’s “How to Avoid the Sun” which caused a sensation in 2003.

1:19~2:01
[Kim Jae Wook]: The episode 4 ‘Kang Chang Mo’ read has passed the preliminary stage because it is the story of a soldier on service.

2:25~3:58
[Kim Jae Wook]: This episode will be in the championship by default.

-Episode 5-
“This is a story about my friend who was an exceptional beauty. She met a man and fell in love, but he had to join the military. One day she used a lot of makeup and was dressed beautifully to visit him after his being trained. She met up with him whom she hadn’t seen for a long while and got a lot off her chest, but somebody called her when she got home afterwards. It was his senior soldier and best friend.
It was just like that he was cuckolded by his best friend. While her boyfriend got dumped by her without even knowing the reason, they (she and the senior) dated for a while, but they broke up finally.
The two (she and her boyfriend) split up and went their separate ways.

Every woman, please don’t wear too much make-up when you visit your boy friend serving in the military.”

3:40
[Kim Jae Wook]: Don’t you think she’s going too far?

4:00~08
[Rain]: As stated above, a man had better break up with his girlfriend before he joins the military if he bends his mind on the task of his military service, and he has to decide to wipe her hands of. (?)

4:09~4:24
[Kang Chang Mo]: This episode is….
[Rain]: Stop interrupting me while I’m talking (laughter). Keep talking about it.
[Kang Chang Mo]: I feel quite bitter about the episode.
[Rain]: You’ve finished talking now?
[Kang Chang Mo]: Yes..
[Rain]: I’ll fix you later (laughter)

4:25~
[Kim Jae Wook]: We’ll screen all our candidates during the next song.

[Begin audio from 4/4]

1~1:50
[Rain]: Many gifts have been delivered today. Thank my fans such as Benamoo members, DC Gallery members, etc. for having prepared those gifts for me.
[Kim Jae Wook]: Gifts for ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ have poured in from all quarters since he said that the ban against sending gifts to him was ended last week.
[Rain]: Couldn’t be better since I’ve put the PR soldiers including Park Hyo Shin down today. (laughter)

1:51~
[Rain]: No matter how much Park Hyo Shin’s fans prepare gifts, I won’t mind. (laughter)
[Kim Jae Wook, Kang Chang Mo, and Rain]: Thank you for such good gifts.

2:07~2:30
[Kang Chang Mo]: My particular thanks to the fans (DC Gallery members) preparing such good character sweatsuit. I checked out the back with a design saying “tiredness-nism” of the sweatsuit. (laughter)

[Kim Jae Wook]: Did ‘Kang Chang Mo’ ever mention the term, “tiredness-nism”, last time?
[Rain]: So, why are you (Kang Chang Mo) constantly complaining of tiredness even if you look really fit and healthy? I’ve never seen that kind of such a big bust he has before. (laughter)

2:33~3:02
[Rain]: The clothes don’t only fit him (‘Kang Chang Mo’) (laughter)
[Kang Chang Mo]: I think the clothes fit me just right.
[Kim Jae Wook]: It seems to me that the seams may end up popping. (laughter)
[Rain]: Anyway, now we’re sitting in those clothes. Thank you my fans for the clothes and the snacks.

3:15~3:25
[Kim Jae Wook]: ‘Jung Ji Hoon’ got the gifts you (fans) sent, so don’t worry too much.
[Kang Chang Mo]: I’m sort of a greedy man. (laughter)
[Rain]: Do you want me to bring the gifts to you?

3:40
[Rain]: The winner is ‘Kim Yi Young’ who wrote episode 2.
A small gift will be provided for the applicants including the winner.

4:50~5:11
[Rain]: We can do very well without “Park Hyo Shin”.
He’ll leave soon (He’ll leave the military in a little while)
Now we could stick the job (laughter)
In fact if not in profession, we are the actual influence.

5:12~6:07
[Kang Chang Mo]: I’ll sponge off you (Rain)
[Rain]: Just kidding. I really miss “Park Hyo Shin”.
[Kang Chang Mo]: We just nagged because “Park Hyo Shin” is not in the studio right now.
[Rain]: But, we have to take his place while he’s gone. Those who have seen “Park Hyo Shin” are asked to contact the defense ministry. (laughter)
I left “Park Hyo Shin” just a couple of hours ago, but I miss him again. (laughter)
Don’t be too long !

6:08~16
[Kang Chang Mo]: I think Rain has grown remarkably slack. (laughter)
[Rain]: I just miss “Park Hyo Shin”.

6:19~54
[Kang Chang Mo]: I’ll let you know what to do next week.
[Rain]: The next week’s subject is about tour buses.
[Kang Chang Mo]: How did you know that?
[Rain]: No wonder I wanted to go sightseeing. (Rain knew all the details but pretended like he knew nothing.)
[Kang Chang Mo]: You (listeners) can participate in the event in advance by posting comments on the program board.

7:00~7:28
[Rain]: You (my fans) can’t help being mesmerized by my charm if you come to know me. As long as you have access to me even indirectly, you can’t forget me.
But, I miss “Park Hyo Shin” now. (laughter)

7:33~7
[Kim Jae Wook]: How was your day?
[Rain]: Good. (laughter)
[Kim Jae Wook]: How did you enjoy it?
[Rain]: Very good.
[Kang Chang Mo]: I’m very happy that Rain and I were able to cheer ‘Kim Jae Wook’ up.

7:55~8:40
[Rain]: I peed off {I’m pissed off?}when with ‘Kang Chang Mo’ because he doesn’t listen to me. (laughter) As I was enlisted three weeks before ‘Kang Chang Mo’, he is a cut below me.
[Kang Chang Mo]: Of course, I admit that.
[Kim Jae Wook]: You can’t imagine how I felt at the news of you two’s enlistment. (laughter) I wanted to help you at that time, but I was always too busy to do my work here.

9:27~
[Rain]: What time will this program be over?
[Kim Jae Wook]: It ends at 9:40pm

[Rain]: I think we have about six minutes left. Do you have any memories of tour buses?
[Kang Chang Mo]: Sure. But I can’t remember anything about it since you ask all of a sudden.
[Kim Jae Wook]: I remember my middle school field trip.

[Rain]: Discipline in my high school was strict and no one shirked. Also. we couldn’t be insubordinate by doing such things as insulting the dignity of our superiors. There was a girlfriend I was interested in dating. The girl had long straight hair and had a pretty face which is white as snow. Her surname was Jung like me. When she called my name and I went to her, she asked me, “Do you have a diary?” I handed it to her, and she marked down her telephone number on a page of it. I was so nervous my heart was hammering in my chest. The result was pretty, but I finally got dumped by her and she went to date with another man.
I’ll say more to you (Kim Jae Wook’ &’Kang Chang Mo’) after the program.

[Kim Jae Wook]: Thanks for the wonderful evening and good night!
[Kang Chang Mo]: The next song is Ailee’s Heaven.
[Rain & Kang Chang Mo]: Thank you!