Bi Yourself topic #8: You know you’re a Cloud when…

1) …bad drivers are usually enough to set you off (“What the hell…!”  “Where did you get your license, dumb@ss?!  *shaking fist* “People like you need to get OFF the road!”  *sputtering indignation* “Stop before you kill somebody, you freak!”).

But put Ji-Hoon’s Volume 3 It’s Raining album in your CD player, turn it up loud, and…

*bad driver cuts you off*

*you wave at them with a cheerful “Howdy!” and smile in the afternoon sunshine, the whole way*

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2) …you’ve been away from home and computer running errands all day, and while stuck at your parents’ house doing laundry the same evening, you call your best friend in a panic and BEG her to play “Love Song”—or anything Rain—over the phone.

You know she’s a Cloud when she does what you ask immediately and without question.

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3) …you see the headline RAIN DISRUPTS PGA, and you immediately fume, “No he didn’t, he wouldn’t do that!” or  FIVE REASONS YOU SHOULD AVOID RAIN, and you’re ready to twist somebody’s head off…

But then you realize they’re talking about the weather.

And the list goes on…  *sheepish* 😛

Feel free to add to it.

— Stephe @cloudusa.wordpress.com ^@@^
www.cloudusa.org

~ by Cloud USA on September 23, 2010.

46 Responses to “Bi Yourself topic #8: You know you’re a Cloud when…”

  1. here’s another…

    you know your a cloud when you promise to bring something to your sister’s cause she’s fixing your favorite meal. the cousins, children and grandchildren are all over when you arrive. what do you do?? you walk in, stand in the middle of the room and announce “i got something i just have to share with you all”, kekekeke. you pop in your latest Rain’s World Tour Concert(complete with subs), sit back and watch the expressions on everybody’s face. when it’s over you find yourself answering questions about who Rain is and find out that some have already seen Ninja Assassin (actually your niece attended a “free screening” that you missed), but you leave with a feeling that you have really spread some Rain Love. later you find out that DVDs have been bought and because you purchase 2 cds, one becomes a bithday gift to, who else, your sister. so now, you got newphews in Cape May, sister where you live, cousins in Virginia all liking and knowing who Rain is. and what are they doing? sharing Rain with their friends. good feeling, i tell ya.

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  2. You know you’re a cloud when your husband leaves for work and instead of telling him to have a good day you say….Aja Aja fighting!

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  3. You know you’re a Cloud when your new neighbors are confused as hell because:

    They know Black folks live in your house, but the only sound they hear coming out is some Korean dude.

    Stephe ^@@^

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  4. You know you’re a Cloud when you see A YEAR WITHOUT RAIN and you’re about to go catatonic until you realize it’s a Selena Gomez song.

    Gah!

    Stephe ^@@^

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  5. You know you are a Cloud when…all the singers,actors and dancers that you used to like paled in comparison to Rain. He damaged me for other performers. I keep saying, “Well that singer don’t hit the notes as high as him or sing as sweet as him” or “He doesn’t move as precise and good as him” or “well he just don’t look as good as him, look he is flabby in the abs.” or “he just don’t act as real as him. I don’t believe his acting.” Gahhh!!! What to do now??? LOL just keep admiring Rain, What else?

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  6. Here’s another: You know you’re a Cloud when… you’re late for work because you were reading this blog and other Rain sites, looking for new info and pics.

    : hangs head in shame: lol

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    • ROLF!! Here is another similar…You know you are a Cloud when… you keep looking for Rain’s photos, videos, etc. or keep drooling while seeing them, lost track of time and get late to pick up your kids at school. Thank God they love to chat with friends after school soo they are not so mad at you.

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    • LOL!!!! That’s so true! That happens to me a lot!

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    • Lol! This happen to me yesterday so I have to come up with some valid excuse like … Uhmm.. I overslept.. the alarm didn’t go off.. Yeah right! 🙂

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  7. When you got suddenly curious of Korean cuisine …. have tried bulgogi and japchae.. And while in Korea gets ecstatic to see Rain in billboards… constantly checking your surroundings for physical signs of Rain himself– hahaha!!! …wanting to buy any product he endorses….buying a magazine published in a foreign language you don’t understand just because Rain is on the cover…scouting for Rain items and didn’t mind paying in dollars and getting the change in Korean won…

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  8. You know you are a Cloud when…grins like an idiot looking at your Iphone cause there is Rain as a wallpaper, with his shirt open and every hard muscle showing. *sigh*

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    • LOL…! Um, Terri… you wanna add something in about that? ROFL

      Stephe ^@@^

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      • Wait… I want a half nekkid Rain cell phone wallpaper! Where might I get my hands on one of those?

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        • diva, I am awful with computers but What I did was take a photo with my Iphone to the pic in the site and put the photo as wallpaper. Simple and effective. You know you are a Cloud when…you flash said half nakked Rain’s wallpaper to everybody you can find like a grandma showing her grandkids photos.LOL 😀

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      • LOL.

        Um. Yeah. My co-workers are quite amused by my cell phone homepages. It got 3 desktops or homepages…I don’t know what I’m supposed to call them. Anyway, they are ALL Rain. :-} I’m so bad. If I catch anybody sneaking a peek at one of the pics, of COURSE I have to share the OTHER TWO.

        And then I say, “See? See? Isn’t he hot?” (Even my guy teammate Aaron, poor fellow, has finally given up. Now he just smiles and nods and says, “Yeah, yeah, Terri. Sure thing. He’s just terrific.” And goes on about his business. LOL.)

        Terri :-}

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  9. When you check this site several times a day …and frequently exceeds your phone’s monthly data usage for watching too much Rain vids on You Tube…..:)
    …… When you desperately try to learn to speak and understand Korean.. 🙂

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  10. If you listen to Rain’s music over and over even only understanding a word or two yet love the music to death 🙂

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  11. you know you’re a cloud when one day you realize that your monthly expense budget includes “Rain products”, right smack up there on your “must get” items and if you miss a month you start feeling like you cheated yourself out of something and make it up by adding two instead of one, hahahaha.

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    • Yes, Busybee,

      Don’t you just love the way we rationalize our way into another Rain purchase? Like it’s all perfectly logical?

      ROFL. Oh dear. I’m identifying with practically every single comment on this thread. What does that make me?

      Oh yeah…a Cloud.

      Terri :-}

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  12. i realize i’m a cloud when i can enjoyed bloody movie like NA which is never happen b4..

    when every time i took my pencil n start to draw,his face is the first i’m thingking of…

    when i meet so many friends aroud the world,in different ages, different languange n culture..then start to call ‘sister’ just bcoz 1 similarity,loving Ji Hoon oppa 🙂

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  13. You know your a cloud when the first thing you do when your alarm goes off, at 4:30 in the morning, is to check the blog to see if you missed anything while you slept. The second thing is make sure B2TB is in the CD player so you can sing, very loudly, in Korean all the way to work! 🙂

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  14. Hmm let me see. You know you’re a cloud in the making when I turn on the dvd player and my daughter(who’s 4 btw) asks if we’re watching Sang Doo or Full House.

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  15. Lol! This is fun…
    You know you’re a Cloud when:
    1. Everything comes up Bananas (I had to say it… I’m sorry!). AND you know what that means!
    2. You pull up this blog AT WORK to see what’s going on with Rain throughout the day. You quickly close the browser because there’s a large picture of Rain half nekkid and/or grabbing his crotch RIGHT THERE.
    3. You’re singing Rainism or Hip Song AT WORK under your breathe and people are looking at you oddly because the words don’t quite sound like English.
    4. You find yourself going online at 12pm to look at pics and videos of Rain and/or chat about Rain on your day off for a little while. Next thing you know it’s 5 pm and you have no idea where the time went.

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    • You know you’re a Cloud when: You stand in front of the bananas at the grocery store laughing while the stock boys eye you suspiciously and your daughter tries to drag you out while telling security you haven’t had your meds today ^.^

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    • ROLF @ Diva Yes!!! Bananas at work!!! You know you are a Cloud when… you go like crazy singing Rainism while driving an people look at you like WTH is going on with this woman? Why she is soo happy when we can’t even move an inch cause the traffic jam?

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    • Then I am definitely a Cloud according to your (#2) and (#4) with modifications. I definitely check this site throughout the day and I think I am succeeding in “wooing” my co-worker, as I email her 1 Sexy Rain pic every morning. She tells me she has kept “several” of his photos in her “private stash”…..(SMILES). Other Asian men she and I like (Chow Yun-Fat and Russell Wong) also the original Mr. Sexy Pharoah, the King of Siam himself Yul Brynner too! Although, if I am not mistaken, he is Russian born, but I read somewhere there was Mongolian in his bloodline also, not too sure. Anyway, doesn’t matter to me. I was “IN LOVE” with “Pharoah”……(“So let it be written, So let it be done”)……..(BIG SMILES)

      In accordance with your (#4), I pull up this site again when I get home. After I have taken care of the household, I go online around 8:00 pm and the next thing I know it’s 11:00 to Midnightish. Like I don’t have to get up at 5:00 am to get ready for work…..(SMILES)

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      • Russell Wong…! *dies* Ughnnnn! That is one piece of hotness right there.

        And Yul Brynner definitely had his moments. He was something, yes indeedy.

        Chow Yun-Fat is an amazing actor. He was chilling in Curse of the Golden Flower. Wow.

        Stephe ^@@^

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        • But of course nobody gets my “LOVE” like BI…….Chow Yun-Fat I appreciate as an great actor mainly, my co-workers is more attracted to him physically. She and I both find Russell Sexxyy!!

          @tissitu,

          I too am desperately trying to learn Korean and I want to try Kimchi too!!

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          • BiA, I by no means “know” Korean! I just have learned to sing it phoenetically(sp?) I know the meaning of an handful of words and the jist of the songs. I use youtube videos with english subs alot! 🙂

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  16. You know your a Cloud when you see all the hidden signs.

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  17. You know you are a Cloud when… You are all stress out with Senior Prom activities, mothers are running behind your back asking things you still don’t know about the frikking prom, you are trying to get your budget right and all you can think is I need Rain in my life right now. Get to the car thinking I want to kill someone and there he is, singing Because of you or Move on with that smokey voice. All that stress just vanish in an instant. Yey!!! Thank God for Rain!!!

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  18. AHAHAH !!
    love your statment here gosh Lol…. i about to enjoy the indistractions)= of him gosh it must be a harsh day for rain tooking a break out on walkind strach his body a bit smell here of a undo man just keep follow he maind ahah no joking !!
    dam if i ever to pass by this kind of mood i migh just have him blash at me and i well see the man grin his teeth and say hey dude what sup with the air??
    second though if i might just bring my monitor on a side beach and looking all his hot pict their and drawout to my room later…
    i am not in the mood today let get some finewin tonight at some bar?? well he ask for this i think i should have an extra Sujo just for fun!! the nigh have give me delight again!! ….SMILE

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  19. ROLF, You know that you are a Cloud when… You are on vacation in a beautiful hotel and keep anoying your eldest girl to get you Cloud USA in your IPhone cause you don’t know how to do it. It was the day of the Concert in Manila and I stayed till 2:30 am looking at all the info in that little screen. I got my eyes cross and used all my batery but I was a happy Cloud.

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  20. I’ll try one, well I did one.
    You know your a cloud; when oneday out of the blue you go and get a tattoo in Korean that reads, Bi/Rain on your neck. I love it!! I love him!!! There I said it. Old women and their fantasies.

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  21. ROFL.

    Okay…I’ll try one…

    You know you’re a cloud when…

    The FIRST thing you look for in a pic of Rain is, well…

    YOU KNOW.

    Terri :-} *who KNEW it was gonna be said, so she said it first.*

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  22. (1) When you go into “withdrawls” when you haven’t seen any Rain news like all day, Stephe!…….I need a “hit” everyday!

    (2) When you are on vacation in Vegas (bright lights, big city and hell of a lot of other distractions), “feening” for a Rain “fix”, while on vacation WITH your husband, so you make him pull up the internet on HIS I-Phone!

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