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It’s time for the next installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed! Welcome back, KCM. 🙂  Roller Jung and Macchiato Kang are both on the tarmac! Please enjoy it. When an English translation becomes available, I’ll add it to this post. Thanks.

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

 12-08-19 Friends FM – 질주본능 (The Desire To Speed)_Rain & KCM DJ.

Rain and KCM’s 질주본능, Sunday, August 19, 2012

[English translation by 화니 @The Cloud Media Board]

English tweaks and asides by {Stephe ^@@^}

~10:15

[Rain] : Rain & KCM’s ‘The Desire To Speed’!

[Rain] : Love affairs come in all sizes. He or she may fall in love with her or him even while we’re hosting the show.

[KCM] : There are lots of people who are long on theory, but short on practice.

[Rain] : Theory without practice will serve for nothing. So please tune in to the radio.

[KCM]: Listener ‘#8596’, “I’m listening to the show with my mother, eating lunch.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Hi #77’, “I dyed my fingernails with garden balsams in years. Garden balsams mean that my dream is about to come true in the language of flowers. I didn’t have a hint of doubt in my mind about the words. Many memories of my childhood were brought back in rapid succession.”

When I was a kid, I learned the truth about Santa Claus after I found a 10,000 won bill in my Christmas stocking. It turned out that my mom had done it. (laughs)

[KCM]: Listener ‘#7788’, “My life is made difficult by my own indifferent personality.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9862’, “I have to go out to buy some ramen, but I don’t want to go outside because it’s so hot! Should I skip lunch?”

I think it requires no excuses to skip lunch.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Bow’, “A man was snoring like a bulldog on the bus last night, which irritated the passengers including me.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Red Umbrella’, “The wind blew my umbrella inside out in the middle of Kwangwhamoon street. I was so embarrassed.”

 [KCM]: Listener ‘#5411’, “I thought my friend broke up with her boyfriend, but I’ve found they are meeting each other again.”

[Rain] : Lovers’ quarrels are soon mended.

[Rain] : Listener ‘It’s Me’, “Decoding the paintings seems to be too difficult.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘#7745’, “I have severe symptoms caused by rhinitis. My nose was all cleared up soon after I sprayed saline solution into my {nose}.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Original Rain’, “My boyfriend gave me a cactus as a present, but I didn’t water it, so the cactus withered and died. I can’t tell what to do.”

[KCM] : You can buy a new cactus which looks exactly like the one your boyfriend bought last time.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Eun Young’, “I am ready for a little retail therapy.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0804’, “After a painstaking effort, I succeeded in losing weight, so I was able to wear a bikini bathing suit at the beach.”

[KCM] : It is not easy to diet. Congrats on your success!

[KCM] : Listener ‘Eun Young’, “I made my family delicious sea mustard soup to celebrate my mother’s birthday, (Koreans eat sea mustard soup on their birthday) but I quite forgot to cook rice. I was really sorry.” (laughs)

[Rain] : You could have used precooked dried rice, and it tastes better if you boil it in meat stock instead of water. You had a tough job cooking it.

10:18~21:35

[KCM]: Listener ‘#9632’, “I signed up for the gym this month, but I was often absent. I think I should give up wearing a bikini.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Teuroteu Singer’, “I’ve been dieting but I’m still as fat as ever.”

[KCM] : It’s so tough to start a diet and fitness routine.

[Rain] : I don’t go on a diet usually, but I start a diet, ahead of my new activity as a singer or an actor.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Oh Kang’, “My mom is no great shakes at cooking.”

[KCM] : It is not easy to cook.

[KCM]: Listener ‘#3699’, “I’m a new bride. I’m poor at cooking, but my husband is a good cook. There’s a lid for every pot, that sounds about right.”

[Rain]: Please don’t suffer from stress.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Choco’, “I have had a nice one after dreaming of snacks. I’m really happy to have a great boyfriend.”

[KCM]: I think a dream about snacks means a pregnancy, right?

[Rain] : I don’t know because I’ve never been pregnant. (laughs) {You sure? *kidding* LMAO – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘Main’, “I was conned by a foxy passer-by. He deserves to burn in hell.”

[KCM] : Heaven’s vengeance is slow but sure.

[Rain] : I’m sure he’ll get his comeuppance.

[KCM]: Listener ‘KY05’, “I’d like to have a nice dream, too. I’m very lonely – I have no boyfriend.”

[Rain] : My ex-girlfriends didn’t really want me to be nice to my guy friends, which drove me crazy. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0605’, “My friend was jobbed out of her money, too. Anyone who works the rabbit’s foot, will be punished someday.”

[KCM] : A wrongdoer must pay the penalty.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Dark Angel’, “Everyone can be susceptible to fraud. Please chalk it up to experience!”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Wonder Woman’, “I found the lost bag save that document. That took ten years off my life.”

[KCM] : I tend to lose my wallets often.

[Rain] : I’ve never lost my wallets. {Except for the time your dog kidnapped one and took it to his doghouse for a little vacation, I reckon. Ahahaha! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Rain is a very meticulous person and is cautious in every respect.  There’s a lot I can learn from him.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Joa’, “The noise from my neighbor is distracting.”

[Rain] : I think she will have to convince the neighbor without hurting his or her feelings.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Juyoung’, “I’m going to Busan city by the KTX, listening to the show.”

Thank you.

[Rain]: Listener ‘#0421’, “My close friend will get married soon. Congratulations on your wedding!”

I want to extend my congratulations on her marriage.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Red #0503’, “I went back to visit my old school ten years after I graduated from it. The memories of that time kept popping up in my head.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘#0814’, “When I was really stressed out and drank a cup of ‘Caramel Macchiato’ coffee with lots of sugar in it, I felt better.”

Eating sweets is good for diversion when you are depressed, but you have to know that sweet food is not good for your health.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Shindol’, “After climbing the mountain, I ached all over.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘Eyes’, “Sadly, the holidays are drawing to an end.”

24:50~

-“Twist” segment (Digging a little into his or her past and seeing what you find.)-

[Rain] : Welcome, ‘Jung Joon Yil’, thank you for being with us.

[Jung Joon Yil] : I’ll introduce currently disbanded ‘G.O.D.’s member ‘Kim Tae Woo’ today. He was born on May 12, 1981, and he stands 1.90 meters and weighs 85 kilograms.

[KCM] : I’m afraid you are wrong. He weighs 95 kilograms. (laughs)

[Rain] : 85kg? It is quite out of the question. How on earth can he be lighter than I am? (laughs) {LOL! Good question. He can’t be. The man is like a building when he’s standing next to you! – S. ^@@^}

[Jung Joon Yil] : He married a beautiful researcher ‘Kim Ae Ri’ last Christmas.

[KCM]&[Rain] : I couldn’t attend the wedding at that time because I was being trained in the army. (laughs)

[KCM] : It wasn’t until he got married that he really started to grow up. (laughs)

[Rain] : Some people never grow up. (laughs) {*insert Jeopardy music here* I’ll take “Who is 비 for $400, Alex. ROFL – S. ^@@^}

[Jung Joon Yil] : He made his debut as a member of G.O.D. in 1999 with the album ‘Chapter One’, and debuted as a solo singer in 2006 with the album ‘What I’d Like’. He is a pop-R&B and teuroteu singer. He’s really an outgoing, bright, and funny man but is so obstinate. (laughs)

[KCM] : He has a very bad stubborn streak.

[Rain] : Who on earth said such a thing? (laughs) I’ve never seen him {being stubborn}. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] : I think he has his own strong ideas and principles that much. He is also a man with beards.

[Rain] : It is unimaginable for him to have his beard shaved off because he has a baby face. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] : What do you think of G.O.D. who was the nation’s top band?

[Rain] : G.O.D. is a legend and was loved by many people.

[KCM] : I think our PD {program director} was also a big fan of G.O.D., right?

(The PD said no) (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] : ‘Mother’ is one of G.O.D.’s most famous pieces. “Mother Hated Jjajangnyun”, a part of the lyric from G.O.D., was parodied by popular comedians.

[Rain] : I was working as a member of boy group “FanClub” at that time, but the group “Fan Club” broke up soon {after}. (laughs)

[KCM] : I was working as a B-Boy.

 [Jung Joon Yil] : G.O.D. left many hit songs. They say ‘Kim Tae Woo’ is a snob. (laughs)

[KCM] : He told me, “I’m the master of seducing every woman. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] : ‘Kim Tae Woo’s hit song ‘Love Rain’ received a lot of praise from the critics in 2009.

[KCM] : He has the assurance to claim that he is a good dancer. (laughs) I doubt whether his remark is true. (laughs)

[Rain] : He is a good dancer only when drinking. (laughs) I think dancing is not his area.

[Jung Joon Yil] : ‘Kim Tae Woo’s personal connections are without parallel in the music industry. (laughs). Did you happen to visit him while he was serving in the army?

[Rain] : I never did. (laughs)

[KCM] : Only once. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] : Female singer ‘IU’ mentioned ‘Kim Tae Woo’ as her Mr. Right.

[Rain] : I‘d like to know what she really thinks. (laughs) Maybe she has been through thick and thin with him. (laughs) (It is said that ‘Kim Tae Woo’ repeatedly advised her about her singing skills during her rookie season.)

[Jung Joon Yil] : Since the baby girl arrived in four months, ‘Kim Tae Woo’ and his wife must have conceived before marriage. (laughs) {Yeah, we know that, but did you have to mention it AGAIN, on the radio for anybody who didn’t? Wow, dude! Big Tae should kick your ass! LOL – S. ^@@^}

He was alleged to cry, bending over his baby.

[Rain] : I never saw him crying.

[KCM] : I saw him crying once. He cried when he got dumped by his girlfriend. (laughs)

[Rain] : I want my future wife to give birth to a son in the hope my future son will dump his {TaeWoo’s} daughter. (laughs) {Woah. Quadruplet girls, and now a son, too? That’s a lot of crops to plant, son, so I suggest you get crack-a-lakkin’. LOL – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : They say his daughter is the picture of him. (laughs)

[Rain] : His daughter should have been the picture of her mother. (laughs)

[Rain] : ‘Kim Tae Woo’ always exuberates self-confidence, and he always tries to teach me even though it has already been 10 years since I debuted. (laughs) When he was not satisfied with my singing skills or JYP’s, he used to point out the flaw immediately. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yi] : ‘Kim Tae Woo’ was praised by elder singer ‘Patty Kim’.

[Rain] : More than all, his sincerity is complimented. He is reliable by nature and is humble in his manner. But, he used to feel his oats only {around} us. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yi] : I read an article in the newspapers, “Rain got his leave, but he didn’t buy ‘Kim Tae Woo’ a meal.”

[Rain] : That’s an absolute lie. (laughs) I never met him when I got my leave. (laughs) He is an honorable man, but sometimes there are very few {things} I can learn from him. (laughs) JYP drummed good manners into all his juniors, so G.O.D. and I thought etiquette is the most important thing – we still do. However, his current hit song has gone to his head. (laughs) I’m very respectful to all PR soldiers including ‘Kim Tae Woo’ as good friends are in deference to each other.

[KCM] : The atmosphere here is good.

[Rain] : KCM, please don’t interrupt me when I’m talking. (laughs) ‘Jung Joon Yil’, thank you for working hard today. I hope you tell us a more interesting story next week.

[KCM] : I hope we’ll describe people’s sexualities, etc. next time. (laughs) {Tell the truth, playa! LOL – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Are you crazy? (laughs) ‘Jung Joon Yil’, see you next week!

[Jung Joon Yil] : Thank you.

[Rain] : Listener ‘ATY’, “My married sister living in Woolsan city, will be coming home. Our family eagerly looks forward to seeing her. I’m cutting vegetables listening the show.”

[KCM] : I think this show has been winning popular acclaim and high ratings, thanks to Rain.

[Rain] : That’s right. (laughs)

[Rain] : Anyway, this much is sure, radio audiences are up, but it is not on account of you. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#6936’, “I enjoyed eating some curry and rice at a restaurant.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#8458, “My mother-in-law living in the countryside, has sent me corns. I have a weakness for corn. I’ll share those corns with my neighbors.”

[KCM] : I really like corn, too.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Hana Jung’, “Because of back pain, I can’t budge an inch.”

[Rain] : I’ve been suffering from chronic back pain, but self-treatment is possible for it with lots of exercise. The pain has been mitigated.

[Rain] : Success depends on how hard I try. Have a great week! See you next week! It was Rain until now.

[KCM] : It was KCM until now.

[Rain] & [KCM] : I love you!!

END

~ by Cloud USA on August 19, 2012.

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