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— Cloud cover by: Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for the next installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed!

Our man Roller Jung was flying solo this time, without KCM. He did a great job (just as KCM did without him last week). And instead of the “K versus R/R versus K” segment, Rain and his lovely guest commentator gave us a rousing round of “Ms. A/Mr. B”. Dude/Chick fight in the DJ booth! *kidding* Please enjoy it! When an English translation becomes available, I’ll add it to this post. Thanks.

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

 12-08-18 Friends FM – 질주본능 (The Desire To Speed)_Rain DJ.

[ENG TRANS] 120818 #Rain Desire to Speed

Translation based on edit by ratoka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhF0TToFPAI&feature=plcp

 Credit/Source: Rain (PFC Jung Jihoon)/FM96.7

 English translation: 화니

Slight tweaks: CloudUnite

Tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}

 ~00:12:11

 [Rain] : Rain & KCM’s ‘The Desire To Speed’!

 [Rain] : If somebody brings you a present, it can mean that he or she is surely interested in you. The present {I desire to receive the most right now}, is that you listen to the show. Please tune in to it again today!

 [Rain] : KCM is out of the show today because of his personal schedule, so I’m so happy to be alone. With an effort I’m managing to stop myself laughing. I wonder if he is listening to the show now, but his mother must be listening to it. I love mother! I can do it myself.

 [Rain] : Listener ‘corporal ‘Gil Min Jae’ serving as a teaching assistant attached to the 1st Recruit Training Center in the 27th Army Division’, “I’ve learned the importance of patience and persistence while serving as a teaching assistant in the army. I’ll do my best until the due date for my discharge.”

I had also served as a teaching assistant for three months from January to March. While I was serving as a teaching assistant, the sweat was pouring down my back even though it was almost as cold as midwinter. Also, I was not getting enough sleep all the time. It is so hard to serve as a teaching assistant in the army. Way to go, corporal ‘Gil Min Jae’. Fighting!

[Rain] : Listener ‘Lang Lang’, “I’m very happy you’re finally here! I think you feel something great is missing because KCM isn’t here.”

I’m better off without him, and I prefer working alone. I wonder if he is eligible to be with me. KCM’s mother, I meant it for a joke aimed at pleasing people. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Because of You’, “They say it’s good to give presents {to} each other. “The Desire To Speed” is a great treat to me.”

Thank you.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Are You OK?’, “We have cooler mornings and evenings now. Fall must be just around the corner. I’m afraid you can do it today.”

Thanks, but I can do it on my own. I think time really goes like the wind. I’ll leave the army in months to come. Just the thought of it makes me so excited. Hahahahahaha..I want to be out of here {as soon as} I can. (laughs) {We know you do, honey! LOL! Gah, this is torture. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘It’s Beginning’, “Your selection of music was quite good. Would you like to have a cup of coffee with sugar in, which is KCM’s kind of coffee?”

Sounds good!

[Rain] : Listener ‘#8686’, “I think the studio has a quiet atmosphere because you are alone.”

I can hear it just fine the way it is. I think KCM is not very well organized because he repeatedly and unnecessarily lets out exclamations of delight during the show.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Han Sol’, “I do not feel up to par because I’ve been working too hard lately.”

Please get well soon!

[Rain] : Listener ‘Danbi’, “Because of the heat, I went to see a movie yesterday. I hope it will cool off soon.”

Of course I think she would see ‘R2B: Return To Base’. 

[Rain] : Listener ‘Simple Bi #0625’, “My mother stops me from listening to ‘The Desire To Speed’. I’m listening to it secretly.”

I am very sorry to hear that. {Wow, bummer. Way to go, mom. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5535’, “Today is my mother’s birthday. I gave her money for her birthday present.”

I found a 10,000 won bill in my Christmas stocking when I was a kid. It turned out that my mom had done it, so the kid learned the truth about Santa Claus.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#8121’, “I had a stomachache after eating shaved ice with syrup last night. I became ill, I’m resting at home.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5896’, “It has been raining intermittently for a week, so I take an umbrella with me because it is going to rain, but the rain doesn’t come.”

That happens sometimes.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0122’, “I’ve been diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis.”

Actually, Sometimes I’ve been aching in my joints since I was 18. You should seek professional medical help.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Roger That’, “Civil Defense Drill ‘Eulji’ will begin, beginning next Monday.”

We soldiers also take part in the drill. Even in my movie (R2B), there is a scene where people take refuge in a bomb shelter when the state of emergency is declared.

00:12:45~00:35:30

-Talk about music with ‘Pyo Joo Yeol’-

[Rain] : Welcome, ‘Pyo Joo Yeol’, thank you for being on the show.

[Pyo Joo Yeol] : Nice to meet you. This is ‘Pyo Joo Yeol’.

[Rain] : This segment by you is popular and well received.

[Pyo Joo Yeol] : My family and friends are all passionately interested in this show. I even bought radios for them for this. (laughs)

[Rain] : We have a couple of spares of the military broadcast-only radios. If you need those radios, I can give you them.

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: Thanks for seeing to all these details. Actually, I was in a minor accident on the way here last week. In my hurry to leave there, I don’t think I said all that here last time. Luckily, it all worked out for me at the end.

[Rain] : You were very fortunate.

[Rain] : Let’s get to the point. What kind of music do you like?

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: I like the music in the ’80s and ’90s better that the current one.

[Rain] : Me too.

-Indie band ‘Motel Rose’s ‘Bongsuki’-

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: This band started at a club a few years ago performing mainly for underground crowds, has finally sharpened their skills enough to enter the limelight.

[Rain] : Personally, I like this kind of music.

-Indie band ‘Guckkasten’s ‘Mirror’-

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: The word ‘Guckkasten’ comes from a German word meaning “Kaleidoscope”.

[Rain]: I used to play with a kaleidoscope when I was younger. (laughs)

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: The band is trying many different musical genres to live up to its name.

[Rain] : The guitar tune is very addictive.

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: My five-month-old daughter tried to dance to this music when I played it. (laughs)

-Actor ‘Tom Cruise’s ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ in movie ‘Rock Of Ages’ starring him-

 [Pyo Joo Yeol]: This movie is based on a musical. ‘Tom Cruise’ played a freaky singer character called ‘Stacee Jaxx’ in the movie. He sang 8 of the 20 songs in the movie.

 [Rain] : There is nothing he can’t do.

 [Pyo Joo Yeol] : I believe ‘Tom Cruise’ and Rain are related. What converted him from a charming man into a mega-star with real acting credentials was ‘Top Gun’. Just like him, I believe the role in the film (R2B) about fighter planes will cause Rain to make it bigger. Rain is also versatile man.

[Rain] : I just try to challenge {everything}. But, the advantages of me over ‘Tom Cruise’ are that I’m taller than he is, I’m younger than he is, and I out dance him. (laughs)

[Pyo Joo Yeol] : In movie Ninja Assassin starring you, you performed the action scenes in a very convincing way. In particular, I was impressed that you were standing on your hands. I think you do a better job than ‘Tom Cruise’ in performing action scenes.

[Rain] : I had to practice for 8 months to do it, but as long as conditions are set in performing the action scenes, everyone can do such a thing. (laughs)

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: I heard your body fat ratio was 0% at that time.

[Rain] : If such a situation had arisen, I would have died. (laughs) The actual maximum ratio was nearly 3-4 %. {Thanks for saying that, JiHoon! Those 0% body fat stories were so stupid. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : (After ‘Tom Cruise’s ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ in movie ‘Rock Of Ages’) Tom Cruise really sings very well, despite being an actor.

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: The song is a remake of Def Leppard’s 1987 original.

[Rain] : I think Tom Cruise’s singing skills are as good as those of Def Leppard.

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: You are a good singer and actor as good as Tom Cruise.

[Rain]: I think I have a very forceful personality, which is perfect for fostering the chameleon-like skills of an actor and singer. {You think? Excuse me, you know, Mr. Shape-shifter. Kekeke 🙂 – S. ^@@^}

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: You are far above Tom Cruise in dancing.

[Rain] : I think most actors are people of talents and full of passion. I can’t wait to see this movie ‘Rock Of Ages’. The fact that Tom Cruise has a six pack even though he is a man about the same age as my father, is amazing. Too much exercise can bring out such flaccid breasts KCM has (laughs), but Tom Cruise’s body is well-balanced overall. Maybe KCM has to have a breast reduction. (laughs) {ROFLMAO! ahahahaha OMG, you are so cruel. LOL! KCM should kick your ass. LOL! – S. ^@@^}

 -Mariah Carey’s Triumphant-

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, and Mariah Carey were representative divas in the ’90.  Mariah Carey sold over 200 million records around the world, and her 18 songs hit number one on the Billboard charts. She could break The Beatles’ outstanding lifetime record of 18 songs which hit number one on the Billboard charts.

[Rain] : A special feature may be structured as a tribute to Michael Jackson or Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey on this show. {Oh, please, please yes! We would love that. – S. ^@@^}

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: Sounds good.

[Rain] : It’s time to wrap it up.

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: Hasn’t the time gone quickly?

[Rain] : Time flies when we are having fun. Thank you for coming in, and see you next week!

[Pyo Joo Yeol]: Thank you.

00:36:50~01:04:00

-Miss A & Mr. B-

[Rain] : Welcome, “Kim So Jung”, it’s great to have you on our show.

[Kim So Jung] : Nice to meet you.

[Rain] : Now I’ve got her (your) CD album as a present. I hear she (you) personally designed the cover of the CD. I like the design of the CD.

[Kim So Jung] : Yes, I did it. My single album will be released at the end of the month.

[Rain] : Please give her your interest and support.

[Kim So Jung] : Thank you.

[Rain] : My fans meekly do as I’ve told {them}. (laughs). I believe many of them will pick her (your) album up without hesitation. (laughs) They even give me spending money. (laughs)

[Kim So Jung] : Really?

[Rain] : No, I’m joking. (laughs)

[Rain] : It is now time for psychological testing.

If something is reflected in the mirror when you wake up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom, what do you think it is?

1. A person whom I love is reflected in the mirror.

2. The dresser in the room is reflected in the mirror.

3. The bathtub is reflected in the mirror.

4. A stranger is reflected in the mirror.

I’ll choose # 1.

[Kin So Jung] : I’ll choose # 2.

[Rain] : I want to change my selection. I’ll choose # 2. {That’s cheating! – S. ^@@^}

1. Those who chose # 1, make a greater effort to be such wonderful persons in every way, fulfilling their own duties. So they are popular among women or men. (their appeal index constitutes up to 95%)

I’ll choose # 1 as I originally intended. (laughs)  {Nope! I won’t allow it! – S. ^@@^}

[Kim So Jung] : Please don’t be unreasonable! (laughs)

[Rain]: Please don’t give me that baloney! (laughs)

2. Those who chose # 2, can use their talents when they meet people who encourage them to unlock their hidden potential. (their appeal index constitutes up to 50%)

3. Those who chose # 3, lack confidence in everything they do. (their appeal index is ambiguous.)

4. Those who chose # 4, are people of industry. (their appeal index constitutes up to 70%.)

[Rain] : Anyway, my choice is #1. (laughs)

[Rain] : I often muse about my life and my future, thinking, “I don’t know when I can I leave the army”, whenever I wake up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom. (laughs)

[Kim So Jung] : But I heard that you would love to remain here for a long time. (laughs)

[Rain] : Who says? (laughs)

[Kim So Jung] : I saw it in an article. (laughs)

[Rain] : That’s not what I’m thinking. Frankly, I’m all {eager} to leave here. (laughs) Sorry. I meant it for a joke. Actually, there are many exciting things to do in the Media Relations Team so I am never bored, which I appreciate. It’s just a great pity that my discharge is only 8 months away. (laughs) {Don’t worry about it, JiHoon. We automatically knew that you were kidding. We knew you wouldn’t just up and change your life goals out of  the blue like that. The Media took that ball and ran with it, didn’t they? “Rain’s loving the military so much, he says he might just stay there!” Yeah, right. Stupid newspeople. LMAO – S. ^@@^}

{Hmm, is something lost in translation here? JiHoon’s been in for 10 months, and he’s got 11 months left. Eight months from now is April 2013… Or maybe he WISHES it were 8 months, haha. Or… hm. Hm?  – S. ^@@^}

-Case 1-

[Kim So Jung] : Listener ‘A’, “I have a boyfriend, going out for six years. Recently, he has canceled appointments with me more frequently on the pretext of having work to do. One day, my friend saw him meeting another woman to have a cup of coffee, and I was tipped off about that. I immediately phoned him and demanded to know what had happened, but he just told me, ‘I just met a colleague’. Anyway, I lose patience with his lies. (To meet another woman, he canceled appointments with me on the pretext of having work to do.) Now I cannot decide whether to break up with him.”

[Rain] : I think his evasion can be forgivable in the circumstances.

[Rain] : Listener ‘5784’, “I think he beats around the bush.”

But, she has a hunch that he dated with another woman, but she doesn’t have concrete evidence. I’d like to talk about it with listener ‘5784’ in person not by phone. (laughs)

[Kim So Jung] : Listener ‘#0547’, “I think they should break up with each other because trust between people plays a very important role in our lives.”

 [Rain] : I think I can understand the delicate psychology of women. Because I didn’t understand women at all, I seemed to get dumped by my ex-girlfriends. (laughs) Women worry too much about little things, I think.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Only One’, “There seems to be a distinct difference between women and men in the way they think.”

I’d like to get some professional advice from KCM who is a love affair professional. (laughs)

[Kim So Jung] : Listener ‘#6963’, “One lie leads another.” (laughs)

I think he did an unforgivable thing to her.

[Rain] :Well, on second thought he deserves to get dumped by his girlfriend because he has broken his promise with her on the pretext of having work to do in order to meet another woman. He must be playing around with another woman. (laughs) {Dang, Hoonie, you’re like a light switch. On one minute, off the next. On one minute… LOL! – S. ^@@^}

-Case 2-

[Rain] : Listener ‘Yellow Shirt’, “I’m a 25-year-old and lusty young man who left the army the year before last. I want to date a woman, but everything goes against me. My ex-girlfriends used to be completely out of touch with me, as time passed. I tried to buck up to them, but they seemed to be fed up with me being too nice to them. I want to date a woman well but I don’t know how.”

You should not do what she wants you to do. Please don’t be timid but hold your head up. But, who am I now? (Just an ordinary soldier) (laughs) There is no need to worry because there are lots of fans around me. Hahahaha.. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#8614’, “It will be possible only when Rain is there.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘September’, “Men must show leadership.”

[Kim So Jung] : Listener ‘Kim Jin Hee’, “There is something attractive about a man who shows leadership.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0232’, “I think a man should act naturally when he dates his girlfriend.”

I think a man should show an attitude of indifference toward his girlfriend who pretends to assume a defiant attitude, and he should adopt an aggressive posture on her arrogance. (laughs) {Keep talking, Slick, while all the women in Korea listen. LMAO! – S. ^@@^}

-Case 3-

[Kim So Jung] : Listener ‘Nana’, “I have a boy friend with whom I’m close, but we have not yet formed a relationship. I think he loves me and wants something more than the occasional, or frequent, slap and tickle. I don’t want to be in a serious relationship though. By the way, he’s got a new girlfriend. No wonder he’s been in such a good mood. I feel sick with jealousy.” {OMG, I thought I was the only person on the planet who said “slap and tickle”! Cool. 🙂 – S. ^@@^}

{Ohhhh, so there’s frequent “slap and tickle” between them before a solid relationship has been formed, eh? That’s cool, I got no problem with that, but somebody needs to tell the K-Dramas and the director of R2B that THEY’RE all doing it wrong. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : He is definitely superior to her. (laughs)

He seems to rouse her jealousy, and his confession to her that he has a new girlfriend, has fooled her (his original girlfriend) who is an extremely jealous and possessive woman. (laughs) She feels very betrayed by him and discovers the adrenaline rush of being jealous of the fact. (laughs)

[Kim So Jung] : I cannot quite see his real intention.

[Rain] : He seems to be fed up with his original girlfriend who has repeatedly refused his proposal. The same thing has happened to a female staff I know. The staff’s ex-boyfriend proposed several times, but he was refused and married another woman who is younger than the staff. Ever since she has regretted not saying yes.

[Rain] : I think it’s time for some straight talking. I hope listener ‘Nana’ will have a heart-to-heart with him. They could understand each other better after a heart-to-heart talk. Actually, my friends agreed to end their relationship as friends but continued to be a loving relationship, and the couple finally tied the knot.

I hate to say goodbye, but it’s time to go. Thank you for coming in today.

See you next week.

[Kim So Jung] : See you next week. Thank you.

01:04:10~

[Rain]: Singer ‘Star’s song ‘I Think I’ reminds me of the drama ‘Full House’ starring me. I’m so glad to hear about her marriage. She’ll get married to singer ‘Haha’. I was astonished at the news at first, but I hope the couple will have happy lives. She and I were in the same management company and have known each other for a long time. I believe she will be a wise mother and good wife. He has finally found a piece of goods and come to get married.

[Rain]: Listener ‘#1128’, “My sister has come to have a baby for the first time since she got married.”

I hope she’ll be fortunate in her confinement. How about calling the baby “Easy Delivery”? (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener ‘#5338’, “Today is my birthday. Please celebrate my birthday.”

Happy birthday!

[Rain]: Listener ‘Flower Bora’, “Today is my mother’s birthday, but she won’t see me until I bring over my marriage partner.”

I think ‘Flower Bora’ is a maiden lady.

[Rain] : Listener ‘It’s Sunny’, “The weather is sizzling hot today. My eyes were puffed up when I got up in the morning.”

They say drinking cassia seed tea can help bring down swelling.

[Rain] : Listener ‘It’s Sunny’, “My friend is undergoing anticancer treatment. I hope she’ll get well soon.”

Nothing is more important than health. I hope she’ll be restored to health soon, too.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kissya Hiccup”, “I’ll go to a water park tomorrow. I think I’ll have a great weekend.”

The park may be crowded with people. Please don’t go! (laughs) I’m jealous of you and that’s why I’m saying this.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5263’, “I’ve got a salary for the first time since I got a job last month. I’ll be treating my parents to a meal this evening to please them.”

What a good daughter!

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3462’, “I’m a teacher. The summer break will end next week, but the break did help recharge my batteries.”

During our school days, I was so sad and worried two weeks before I went back to school.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5535’, “I took money out of my income to give to my mother, but she wanted me to keep the fact in the dark from my father.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Desert’, “I’ve stayed at home all day since I fell in the bathroom yesterday. Please blow your breath on my wound.”  {Ooooops, they want some of that healin’ rain! LOL! – S. ^@@^}

Ho~~ (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3533’, “I’ve been seized with air-conditioningitis. The level of immunity seems to be bound to drop when I am in my 30s.”  

I’ve always been with {» air-conditioningitis} because of my nasty allergic rhinitis. {Yeah, a lot of this I understand very well, especially in my feet and hands. It’s torture. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3441’, “I’m very nervous with the upcoming exam. I’d like to do well on the exam.”

You will be rewarded if you work off steam. Fighting!

[Rain] : Listener ‘Movie Star Rain’, “I probably got the eye infection from my nephew.”

I think you should go to the hospital soon.

I’ll be {here} with KCM tomorrow. It was Rain until now.

I love you. Bye!

END

 

~ by Cloud USA on August 18, 2012.

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