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— Cloud cover by: Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

When an English translation becomes available, I’ll bring that to you here. Thanks. 🙂

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka rain @YT)

12-06-02 Friends FM – 질주본능 (The Desire To Speed)_Rain DJ parts 1/6.

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» Part 5

» Part 6

*Edited to Add: Yet another hilarious show from Bevis and Butthead. LOL! I had MANY favorite parts that cracked me up badly, but this made me ROFL:

[Rain] :  I want to resume my acting career in USA as soon as possible.

[KCM] : You should never leave Korea. I won’t let you go. (laughs)

[Rain] : I’ll report you to the police. (laughs)

[KCM] : Sorry. (laughs)

[Rain] : I have a lot of acquaintances in the police. (laughs)

[KCM] : I lose. (laughs)

By the way, who is listener “Texas Woman”? Chime in and speak up, because your comment got on the show! — Stephe ^@@^

[English translation by화니]

[Part 1]

0:13

[Rain] &[KCM] : Rain and KCM’s ‘The Desire To Speed’ !

0:24~1:08

[Rain]: A four-leaf clover means luck in the language of flowers.

[KCM] : A three-leaf clover is a token of happiness, and happiness is always around us, so please tune in to The Desire To Speed!

1:25~3:50

[Rain]: Do you know why a four-leaf clover has four-leaves? It needs more leaves to produce its own food or energy through a lot more processed photosynthesis as it is a shade plant. Likewise, people who are already in difficult circumstances try harder.

[Rain] & [KCM] :

Please keep it right here on FM 96.7 in Seoul, Chuncheon, Pocheon, and Cheowon, FM 101.1 in Wonju, Yeoju, and Yangpyung, FM 89.5 in Baengnyeong-do, FM 92.5 in Sokcho, Gangreung, Yangyang, and Goseong, FM 93.3 in Gangwon, Kirin, and Sangnam, FM 103.3 in Hwacheongun, FM 101.5 in Yangku and Inje, FM 100.1 in Daejeon, Gyeryong, and Nhonsan, and on FM 94.1 in Cheju-do.

[KCM] : Please send your stories and song requests to the radio station through a chargeable SMS #0967 (₩ 50) or its Twitter (@speeding967) or Smart R2 Application.

[Rain] you can visit ” http://www.dema.mil.kr ” and post comments on its bulletin board (별사탕게시판)

[Rain] : Or you can visit the page by putting the keyword “국방홍보” (Defense Agency for Public Information Services) in the search box. So please send your stories about the joys and sorrows of everyday living or letters to the people around you or song request to <Rain&KCM’s The Desire To Speed>.

[KCM] : Mini radios the military broadcast’s logo is emblazoned on, gift certificates, vitamin sets, etc., will be provided to the participants.

3:51~4;13

[KCM] : Now that you’ve drank a cup of cocoa this morning, you’re so energized.

[Rain]: It’s hot chocolate, not cocoa. (laughs) Let’s start a day briskly!

4:33~9:05

[Rain]: Listener ‘#1532’, “I’m having fun with my friends, having chicken, washing down with beer.”

Chicken and beer are highly caloric; both are fattening. But, let’s eat them together. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Jung Da Bin’, “I went to Vietnam and Cambodia last week. I saw many hungry people there. So I want to help the less fortunate when I grow up.

[Rain] : There are many historical sites to see in Vietnam, Cambodia, Korea, etc. I hope those countries will make cultural exchanges actively. Taking more interest in the underprivileged people around us, there will be an opportunity to help the neighbors in need abroad.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#8614’, “I’m listening to the radio show, pretending to study hard.” (Rain read it as if he was rapping)

I’m good at rapping.

[KCM] :  Listener ‘Lee Ock Kyung’, “I kept listening to Rain’s music during my pregnancy, so my baby’s half-closed eyes bear a remarkable likeness to Rain’s. He is just eight years of age. Now, he’s determined to win his black belt in Taekwondo.”

[Rain] : Most of people with no double eyelids say that they resemble me. (laughs) You don’t need sunglasses, goggles, etc. because the double eyelids stop dirt from going into your eyes— those people with no double eyelids have a lot going for you !

[KCM] : But why do you wear sunglasses?

[Rain] : I wear sunglasses so that people won’t recognize me. Women hate men with double eyelids. KCM has double eyelids. (laughs)

KCM, please don’t be put off by that. (laughs)

[KCM] : That is not so bad, considering. (I’m not in a bad mood.)

[Rain] : You look handsome when I see you close up.  (laughs)

9:07~10:53

[Rain] : Listener ‘Blue May’, “I’m as blind as a bat, so I’ve come to wear glasses.”

Glasses could improve your vision.

[KCM] : I guess I just prefer glasses to contact lens.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3593’, “I thank my sister for serving me a meal.”

[KCM] : Rain, you also have a sister, right?

[Rain] : Yes. But my younger sister likes me only when I give her an allowance of pocket money.  (laughs) She is the only family member left except my father, so she is my precious one. I hope she will get married soon and have a healthy baby.

[KCM] : I know you have a very good sister.

[Rain] : You don’t have to be interested in her. (laughs) How much do you earn each year?

[KCM] : I make 80,000 won a month.

[Rain] : Let’s stop talking about it. (laughs)

10:54~

[Rain] : Listener ‘#2566’, “I love snakes (laughs). My only wish is to own a cobra or an anaconda.”

[KCM] : I hate snakes. I can’t understand those who love snakes.

[Rain] : KCM, you don’t have to understand them. They won’t also understand you. (laughs)

I recommend you #2566 that he become a zoo keeper instead of owning those animals.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#9660’, “My friends and I took part in a festival in the esplanade of Han River and we had a very nice time, eating chicken with beers. We cleaned up our trash before we left. But I think ‘The Desire To Speed’ is more interesting than the festival.”

[Rain] : My personality has changed as I’m exaggerating too much, co-hosting this show. (laughs) My introverted personality has changed to extroverted one.

[KCM] : You’re very extroverted by nature.

[Rain] : I was hosting the show even in my dream, so I want to show my fantastic talent as an emcee or a DJ after leaving the army. Please call me ‘MC Bi’ in future.

[KCM] : OK.

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[Part 2]

~2:43

[Rain] :  Listener ‘Kim Jin Hwan’, “I had my mother’s hair dyed. I think she liked the style, so she started her journey in high spirits with her friends.”

(KCM read the lines awkwardly, so Rain personally set an example to him.)

[KCM] : I often have my mother’s hair dyed as well, but I think she seems to be sorry to me that she trespasses me.

[Rain] : Parents don’t need to feel sorry for their children. Because their children owe their parents a lot.

2:44~7:18

[KCM] : Listener ‘Hanrim’, “I’m a teacher and I’ll be transferred from Busan to Seoul, but I’m worried because I speak in heavy dialect.”

It is really hard for those who speak in local dialects to try to use the standard language.

[KCM] : My mother still speaks with a Jeolla-do accent although she’s lived in Seoul a long time.

[Rain] : ‘Hanrim’, you need not necessarily use the standard language.

[Rain] :  Listener ‘Jin Bae’, “At age 21, my wife got married to me.”

‘Jin Bae’, you are a very capable person!

Listener ‘Jin Bae’, “While my wife was pregnant early in her marriage, she got the blues. By the way, my father-in-law has been recently diagnosed with stomach cancer, so I’m afraid that her depression may come back. And, I wish you a very happy birthday, my wife.”

Happy birthday to her. I hope ‘Jin Bae’ will take care of his wife better. If my future wife becomes pregnant, I’ll never leave her side, putting aside all my work. I’ll be totally devoted to my future wife because she is the one I love. KCM, you were not able to imitate those listeners because their distinguishing mannerism eluded you.

[KCM] : But, I didn’t imitations.

[Rain] : Really? Sorry (speaking through the nose) (laughs)

7:33~

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Seung Suk’, “I’m an university entrant. When there was a raffle after the homecoming game, my name was called, then I was so happy and made a fuss as if something big had happened, but it was not I who was the winner, but somebody. The ‘Kim Sung Suk’ vaguely resembled the name ‘Kim Seung Suk’. Then, they broke into laughter when they saw the funny scene, and I felt my cheeks flush red.”

[Rain] & [KCM] : It’s a very funny story!

[KCM] : Listener ‘Choi Jae Heon’, “This year, I’ve turned 30 years old. Old age is creeping up, but I can’t complain.”

[Rain] : Since I was 30, it has been better for me not only to have a coffee talking about many things with my friends under the open sky than to get around town, but also to eat Samgyetang [chicken broth with ginseng] than to eat hamburgers.

[KCM] : I wish I were young again, but getting older has its compensations.

[Rain] : If I can stop the aging process, I wish I could go back to my twenties. I’ll let nothing get in my way to be young. (laughs) I’m just kidding. (laughs) Too much is as bad as too little.

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[Part3]

~0:23

[Rain] &[KCM] : I never get tired of listening to that song.

0:24~5:05

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Joon Hee’, “I work as a counselor at a mobile carrier. As there are no such things you can learn without tears, it’s not at all easy to deal with customers. Also, there is the sheer volume of business, but I’m trying to look on the bright side.”

Phone consulting is a lot of hard work.

[KCM] : It may be a hard time, but you can do it!

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kon Soo Jung’, “My father came over to Korea from USA on business the day before yesterday. I’m trying to be good to him while he is in Korea. Father, I love you.”

[Rain] : As I love my parents where a person lives, I often say “I love you” to my father, but it’s a little awkward to say to my sister, “I love you.”

[KCM] : In my case, I often say “I love you” to my father like you (Rain), but it’s a little awkward to say to my mother, “I love you.” A mother and her daughter have a great relationship, don’t they?

[Rain] : But my sister is by nature a silent girl. Her answer is always simple, “Yes” or “No” (laughs), and she is almost completely devoid of charm.

[KCM ]: What blood type does your younger sister have?

[Rain] : She has A blood type like my father, while I have O blood type like my mother. But I don’t think his blood type matches his personality when I see him not being fussy about little things. I have O blood type, but I think A blood type is inherent in my original blood type. That’s why I have an effervescent personality, but I’m also so uptight.

I check the names of those who offend me and remember them by making a note to that effect in the memorandum because I’m often unable to remember things momentarily, and I do them an ill turn later.

[KCM ]: I have O blood type, but I think B blood type is inherent in my original blood, so I usually forget what they said. Anyway, I have something to tell my mom via radio. She is now listening to this radio show. “I love you, mom” (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM’s Mother, I love you. I love you, father (Rain’s father), and I love you, Hana (Rain’s sister).

5:05~7:50

[Rain] :  Listener ‘Bang Sung Joong’, “It’s been exactly a month since I left the army. They think those who have served in the army will have well developed muscles, but I don’t have them. My girlfriend even told me after I left the army, “I like a man who has a six pack. So I’ve tried working out, but haven’t had much success with it. Please initiate me into the secrets of building strong muscles.”

‘Bang Sung Joong’, you can have a gross body with a steady exercise. Immoderate exercise can harm your body.

[KCM] : I think ‘Bang Sung Joong’ has to make it a rule to take exercise.

[Rain]: In particular, beer and chicken are highly caloric; both are fattening, so if you eat a lot of these foods, you can become very fat.

[KCM] : Ramen is also highly caloric.

[Rain] : If you put your heart into it, there’s nothing you can’t do. I hope you’ll pursue your aim with dogged determination.

8:58~12:27

[KCM] : Listener ‘#9785’, “I take exercise for two hours a day, so I get to know I have a toned body figure. It’s hard work but it’s also a lot of fun.”

[Rain] : Working hard for your health is more important than flaunting your body.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#6454’, “I saw a soldier with nothing in his hand when my father was out yesterday. If you two are on leave, you two seem to see each other very little.”

I’m always trying to get KCM only while we are on the air (laughs), but actually we’re get along with each other.

[KCM] : We’re really close, and he always treats me well.

[Rain] : Here, I’ll tell you (#6454) a little secret. If you find a solder holding a paper bag in his hand, he must be on leave. If you find a private solder holding nothing in his hand, he must be a recruit who is on leave. If you find a solder whose military uniform is old and shabby, he must be a sergeant with little time left in the army. (laughs)

And, if you find a soldier whose military cap having Korea’s national emblem on it, he must be in the army reserve.

[KCM] : I wish our discharge would come soon.

[Rain] : I only have a year to go, and KCM has one year and one month to go.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#6665’, “My boyfriend (soldier) who is on leave and I hardly speak to each other these days. What should I do?”

[Rain] : Most soldiers feel alienated and lose their confidence. I was full of self-confidence, but now my confidence is being shaken after joining the army.

[KCM] : I disagree with what you say. I think you are always full of self-confidence.

[Rain] : I’m always full of self-confidence only while I’m with you. (laughs) Just kidding! (laughs) I have to be careful of my behavior and I’m limited in activity in public places because I’m a soldier, and I can’t catch women’s eyes.

[KCM] : Rain is always full of self-confidence in front of his juniors including me, but if he is with his senior corporal ‘Park Hyo Shin’, he will lose confidence.

[Rain] ; I’ve never done that. I have to treat him well because he gets huffy often. (laughs) When he is mad at me, he doesn’t speak to me for months.

[KCM] : I also know his personality. He may listen to this radio show, so please watch your language.

[Rain] ; I hope he heard my words by now. (laughs) I meant it for a joke.

Anyway, I hope #6665 will extend her hand in peace first and get along with her boyfriend again.

12:29~

[Rain] ; Listener ‘Yawning and Stretching’, “While I was practicing driving in the street today, the car I drove came to tilt against the electrical fence. For my sister, no car can be more important this one. I think I should efface the scratch on the bumper by painting over it.”

Painting over it would be out of the question. Her sister might get more anxious. (laughs) ‘Yawning and Stretching’, you have to make a trip to the body shop real quick.

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[Part 4]

~0:28

[Rain] & [KCM] : We welcome to private ‘Jung Joon Yil’, first-time visit for this show!

0:41~7:47

[Rain] : Pop group MATE’s member ‘Jung Joon Yil’ has appeared on it. Nice to meet you.

[KCM] : Please introduce yourself, ‘Jung Joon Yl’.

[Jung Joon Yil] : This is private ‘Jung Joon Yil’ attached to Defense Agency for Public Information Services. Nice to meet you. I was enlisted on January 31 this year, and I’ll leave the army next October.

[KCM] : ‘Jung Joon Yil’s martial spirit has been roused greatly. (laughs)

[Rain] : I also was like that in the beginning. (laughs) At that time there was so much work to do as I could hardly believe my eyes, and I washed dirty mops diligently (laughs), but I think I’m okay now. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] :  I was attached to the military band before I came here. I learned to play the saxophone there, but originally majored in piano.

[Rain] : Jung Joon Yil, can you play Czerny1 ? (laughs)

[KCM] : Jung Joon Yil, can you play Czerny3 ? (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM, please stop it ! (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] : And I am studying piano at the graduate school now, too.

[Rain] : ‘Jung Joon Yil’, please come to see me after work. I’ll receive free piano (music) lessons from you for two hours every day. (laughs) Now ‘Jung Joon Yil’ is my teacher.

[KCM] : ‘Jung Joon Yil’ is my teacher’, too. (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM, please don’t follow what I did. (laughs)

KCM & I have been awfully tied up recently, so we haven’t had time to meet other soldiers.

[Rain] : ‘Jung Joon Yil’, how long have you been in this unit?

[Jung Joon Yil] : I’ve been a PR soldier for three weeks. I heard about corporal ‘Park Hyo Shin’ before my enlistment, and I know ‘Kim Jae Wook’ personally.

[Rain] : I know MATE’s music. Mm..mm..it has outstanding musicality. (When it was on the tip of Rain’s tongue, which made them laugh)

[Jung Joon Yil] : Thank you.

[KCM] : ‘Jung Joon Yl’, who treated you best when you arrived here?

[Jung Joon Yil] : Everyone is out except corporal ‘Yim Joo Hwan’ and me, so I’m getting along with him.

[Rain] : ‘Yim Joo Hwan’ always plays by the book, so his nickname is FM. (laughs) My nickname is Roller Jung. (laughs) Please call me Roller Jung. (laughs)

[Jung Joon Yil] : All right. (laughs) I need your help.

[Rain] : There are two types of soldiers in the world. ‘Jung Joon Yl’, please get along with those seniors like me who are steadily nice to you, and don’t get along with those seniors like KCM who are sometimes nice to you. (laughs)

7:49~10:05

[Rain] : ‘Jung Joon Yil’, if you want to have a six pack, please come to see me, and if you want to learn something, please come to see. (laughs) If you are on leave, please call me.

[Jung Joon Yil]: OK. (laughs)

[KCM] :  ‘Jung Joon Yil’, what is the most difficult thing when serving in the army? I think it’s hard for you to wake up early in the morning.

[Jung Joon Yil]: It was extremely hard for me to get up early in the morning, but I have adapted much more since then.

[KCM] : ‘Jung Joon Yil’, we used to find you were sleeping when we came back to our unit. (laughs)

[Rain] : We felt awkward to wake him up because he was sleeping deeply. (laughs) By the way, ‘Jung Joon Yil’ has a really nice voice. I’ll co-host this show with ‘Jung Joon Yil’ next time.

KCM, why don’t you rest?  (laughs)

[KCM] : Rain, if you mean it from the bottom of your heart, you may do as you please.

[Rain] : What’s up with you today? He can’t take a joke.  (laughs)

[KCM] : I said it just for fun.

[Rain] : KCM has turned red as a beet.

[KCM ] : Because I laughed so hard.

10:07

– ‘Jung Joon Yl’s song ‘Please Hug Me’ –

10:50~12:03

[Rain] : ‘Jung Joon Yl’, could you do me a favor? Please write a song for me after leaving the army.

[Jung Joon Yl] : It is a real honor for me.

[Rain] : I like the beautiful (ballad) songs ‘Jung Joon Yl’ used to sing. I asked singer ‘Kim Dong Ryul’ to write a song for me before, but I had no news from him at all since then. (laughs) He said later, “It is inconceivable to me that Rain will sing love songs.” That’s why I wrote ‘Love Story’. ‘Jung Joon Yl’, let’s settle accounts later on. (laughs)

12:05~13:38

[KCM] : Listener ‘Lee Kyung Min’, “Jung Joon Yl’, you’ve said that you have Western features. (laughs) You still have Western features even after getting your hair cut? (laughs)

[Rain]&[KCM] : He has Western features!! (laughs)

[Rain] : His face has got very tanned.

[Jung Joon Yil] : When I hosted an invisible radio program before my enlistment, I often blew smoke to get attention.

[Rain] : KCM and I should be very careful.

[KCM] : Why?

[Rain] : Since ‘Jung Joon Yil’ speaks in a slow and seductive tone of voice, each of us (KCM and Rain) may be laid off. (laughs)

[KCM] : As is frequently pointed out, I’ll stick like glue to Rain. (laughs)

[Rain] : But I feel secure when I’m with ‘Jung Joon Yl’.

[KCM] : I can make you (Rain) feel secure, too. (laughs) My hip is pasted into my chair. (laughs)

13:39~

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3548’, “I’ve heard that ‘Jung Joon Yil’s favorite actress is Charlotte Gainsbourg. What do you like best about her? KMC and Rain, who is your favorite singer or actor?”

[Jung Joon Yil] : Charlotte Gainsbourg is an actress from France.

[Rain] : I like actress Monica Bellucci from Italy or France.

[Jung Joon Yil] : I’m not sure if Monica Bellucci is from Italy or not, but I know she has married actor Vincent Cassel from France.

[KCM] : I don’t know ‘Charlotte Gainsbourg’.

[Jung Joon Yil] : I wouldn’t say ‘Charlotte Gainsbourg’ is pretty, but she’s a very attractive person.

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[Part 5]

~0:42

[Rain] : I’ve never seen a woman like ‘Monica Bellucci’ who is very sexy and beautiful.

[KCM] : My favorite actress is..

[Rain] : Please stop it. (laughs) Who is your favorite actress?

[KCM] : vich..vich..

[Rain] : What? (laughs)

[KCM] : She appeared in movie The Fifth Element.

[Jung Joon Yil] : Milla Jovovich! (laughs)

0:44~1:30

[Rain] : Listener ‘Texas Woman’, “Jung Joon Yil, have you seen MATE’s members,  ‘Yim Heon Yil’ and ‘Lee Hyun Jae’ recently?”

[Jung Joon Yil] : They visited me a couple of days ago. ‘Yim Heon Yil’ has been a public good service member, and ‘Lee Hyun Jae’ has not yet joined the army.

[Rain] : When will ‘Lee Hyun Jae’ join the army?

[Jung Joon Yil] : He’ll join the army after two or three years.

[Rain] : How old is he?

[Jung Joon Yil] : 24 years old.

[Rain] : I think he’ll have plenty of time, but he had better join the army soon if there is nothing more for him to do. (laughs) If there is someone he knows during his military service, it will be easier to live in the military.

1:32~3:03

[KCM] : Listener ‘MATE Is Great’, “Jung Joon Yil, which radio program do you want to host?”

[Rain] : I guess ‘Jung Joon Yil’ had better host a program like ‘jumam’ being hosted by ‘Park Hyo Shin’. I think the three of us can co-host ‘The Desire To Speed’, but I like to exclude KCM. (laughs)

[KCM] : I will host this program for the rest of my life. (laughs)

3:04~6:12

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5282’, “‘Jung Joon Yil’, who do you envy more than anything in the world?”

[Jung Joon Yil] : I wish I were in you two’s shoes. I want to be a soldier who can help others like you two.

[Rain] :As I found the job tiring at first but I soon got used to it, you can also work well. I’m sure it’ll be a rewarding experience. You’ll be pretty busy after a month.

[KCM] ; After the adjustment period, I’m sure you will find yourself have so much work that you don’t have time to think about anything else.  (laughs)

6:13~9;10

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7586′, “Jung Joon Yil’, who moved you emotionally?”

[Jung Joon Yil] : My fans who came to my concert before my enlistment.

[KCM] ; Listener ‘#1542′ “Jung Joon Yil’, who is your favorite singer?”

[Jung Joon Yil] : My favorite singer is Girls’ Generation’s Tae Yeon or 2NE1’s CL.

[Rain] : l also like 2NE1’s CL. I like competent people such as Girls’ Generation’s Tae Yeon, 2NE1’s CL, ‘Jung Joon Yil’, etc. I like people who display great talent in their own special domain. By the way, KCM, why are you clenching your fist and trying to exercise? (laughs) Do you want to pull something again? (laughs) The reason I like KCM is that he sings better than me, he lifts more heavy weights than me, (laughs) and he wears corrective undies because his breast is very big in size. (laughs) And ‘Jung Joon Yil’ can play more musical instruments than I can.

9:12~10:33

[Rain] : Could you name the senior you respect most?

[Jung Joon Yil] : The late singer “Yu Jae Ha” is my biggest inspiration.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Han Lim Jang’, “‘Jung Joon Yil’ is often called ‘The Next Yu Jae Ha’. Do you like it?”

[Jung Joon Yil] : It is such a honor.

[Rain] : Jung Joon Yil, you know singer ‘Yu Yil Hwan’ personally, right?

[Jung Joon Yil] : Yes, I do.

[Rain] : There is something mysterious, really like onions, about ‘Jung Joon Yil’ as if he is secretly hiding something. (laughs)

[KCM] :’Jung Joon Yil’ even covers his mouth with his hand when he laughs. (laughs)

[Rain] : ‘Jung Joon Yil’, do you happen to enjoy reading women’s magazines?

[Jung Joon Yil] : Yes.

[Rain] : I’ll give you some. (laughs)

10:34~12:38

[KCM] : Listener ‘Park Bo Young’, “I know ‘Jung Joon Yil’ appeared in ‘Play’, a short film. Do you have any especially memorable episodes?”

[Jung Joon Yil] : Being an actor was much more difficult than I had thought it would be.

[KCM] : I think singers are more sensitive than actors.

[Rain] : It sounds ridiculous. Singers are sensitive—but the same goes for actors.

[Rain] : The difference between singers and actors (or actresses) is that a singer uses his or her body as an instrument to express his or her feelings and emotions, and an actor or actress is like an orchestra which is a thing being created by a group of people, by teams.

[KCM] : I think I used the wrong language inadvertently. Singers are more sensitive than non-singers, so singers can express their sentiments better than non-singers in acting.

[Rain] : Where did you get that information? You made that story up, didn’t you? (laughs)

[KCM] : It’s just something I heard somewhere. (laughs)

[Rain] : Don’t tell lies. (laughs)

[KCM] : I’ll be shot if I’m telling a lie. (laughs)

[Rain] : Why are you clenching your fists ? (laughs) KCM seems to feel impatient to attack again. (laughs)

[KCM] : Please don’t take this the wrong way. (laughs)

12:30~

[Rain] : How are your members doing after your enlistment?

[Jung Joon Yil] : ‘Yim Heon Yil’ is recently appearing in a drama, and he’s decided to go to Japan, but I hope he’ll practice singing.

[KCM] : I think ‘Jung Joon Yil’ envies ‘Yim Heon Yil’s ability.

[Jung Joon Yil] : No, not at all (laughs).

[Rain] : I have a hunch that ‘Jung Joon Yil’ is hiding something from us. (laughs).

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[Part 6]

~6:21

[Rain] : I think ‘Jung Joon Yil’ is popular with the ladies because he has a really nice voice like singer ‘Kim Dong Ryul’s or pop group Nell’s.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Ki Yeon’, “Do you have an inferiority complex about your looks ?”

I thought the word was cornplex. (laughs)

[KCM] : It’s Corn Frost, not cornplex. (laughs)

[Rain] : Please don’t butt in while I’m speaking.  (laughs)

[Kung Joon Yil] : My complex is that my muscles are weak compared to other PR soldiers.

[Rain] &[KCM] : We’ll help you to build muscle mass.

[Kung Joon Yil] : I was suffering from acne and angst during my teen life.

[KCM] : Most of clothes don’t fit me because my muscles are too well-developed.

[Rain] : I agree with you 100%. I’m broad with humped shoulders, so I can’t find clothes that fit.

[Kung Joon Yil] : But I envy you two.

[Rain] : My only drawback is that I’m perfect.

[KCM] : Rain’s only weakness is that he says such awful things. (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM really is such a witty man. I won’t fire you (KCM), so please don’t distress yourself about the matter.

[KCM] : Hooray! (laughs)

[Rain] : I have a complex about my looks. In my early days, I had failed numerous auditions because my eyes are too small and I am too tall. It also bothered me that my noise looked a little crooked. My nose has taken a form to some degree since I underwent allergic rhinitis surgery. And, my teeth easily decay no matter how hard I brush my teeth. Now I’m afraid I’m too perfect.

Do you think I say such awful things again? (laughs)

[KCM] : No, You’re right.  (laughs)

6:22~8:10

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0427’, “What do you want to do after the military service?”

[Jung Joon Yil] : I want to resume my music career.

[Rain] : One of the most difficult things as a soldier is that I’m limited in activity.

[KCM] : I really want to take a trip for about 15 days after leaving the army.

[Rain] : KMC would rather emigrate to a foreign country than take a trip so long. (laughs)

[Rain] :  I want to resume my acting career in USA as soon as possible.

[KCM] : You should never leave Korea. I won’t let you go. (laughs)

[Rain] : I’ll report you to the police. (laughs)

[KCM] : Sorry. (laughs)

[Rain] : I have a lot of acquaintances in the police. (laughs)

[KCM] : I lose. (laughs)

[Rain] : Please, do not bother me, would you? (laughs) I will be someone great.

8:21~9:50

[Rain] : Jung Joon Yil, how was your day?

[Jung Joon Yil] : I enjoyed myself today.

[Rain] : I enjoyed your company very much, but I’m sure he (Jung Joon Yil) is keeping something back from us. (laughs) I enjoy seeing him being a little shy with us. Anyway, it’s time to wrap it up. ‘Jung Joon Yil’ seems to visit us again soon, so KCM may be laid off soon. (laughs)

[KCM] : I swear I’ll never leave you (Rain). (laughs)

[Rain] : It’s already June! Time really goes like the wind.

[KCM] : Please give a joyous welcome to June.

[Rain] : Thank you. Bye!

~ by Cloud USA on June 2, 2012.

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