[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (12/29)

— Cloud Cover by Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for another installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed, LIVE! Roller Jung and Macchiato Kang back together again, pang pang, fang fang! LOL!! (They managed to say “fang fang” 25 times in the Quiz’s 3-minute intro. LMAO!) When an English translation becomes available, we’ll post it here. Please enjoy it. 🙂

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

121229 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain & KCM DJ (NO MUSIC)

» For anyone who might like to read 화니’s translation of the show without my asides, CloudUnite has a copy of it here, on Twitter. Please enjoy it. » Also, the playlist of songs in the order they were played is HERE» If you would like to listen to the show without cuts and with music included, you can download it HERE: http://www.mediafire.com/?19oo846mitc5t9p

For those of you who have emailed and enjoy my asides and Rain history, let’s get started!

Rain & KCM’s Speeding Instinct military radio show (Friends FM 96.7) 12/29/2012

English Trans: 화니 @The Cloud Media Board

Additional tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}


[Rain] : Rain&KCM’s “The Desire To Speed”!

[Rain] : It’s not a good idea to spend so much time on trifles. You need someone who can keep you from dissipating your time and energy on too many different things. We’ll be that one you need.


[Rain] : You can send your stories and song request to us through SMS #0967 or its Twitter (https://mobile.twitter.com/speeding967) or its message board

(http://www.dema.mil.kr/web/home/speeding?skin_type=S&menu_seq=2086&mod_id=board_2093&pseq=0) or (http://www.dema.mil.kr/web/home/speeding?skin_type=S&menu_seq=2141&mod_id=board_2098&pseq=0)

[KCM] : Particularly, foreign fans can send their stories and song request to us by email : speedingradio@hanmail.net



[Rain] : Well, I have something to tell you. I’ve got many gifts and delicious snacks and food from my official fan club ‘Cloud’ today. My solder mates including me have had more than enough, and I’ve saved face, thanks to you. Thank you so much, and I love you. {As an official 8th Blue Cloud in your official fan club, you’re very welcome. Our pleasure! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Thank you very much.



-Quiz Pang Pang-

[Rain] : This segment is for those who were lonely on Christmas day.

[KCM] : How did you spend your Christmas?

[Rain] : I had a very nice Christmas.

[KCM] : So did I (laughs)

*Quiz 1

[KCM] : If you give a correct answer to my question or if you give a funny answer despite a wrong answer, you will get a present as a prize.

(Rain and ‘KCM’ read the words to a song.)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song?

[KCM] : Please send a chargeable text message to this number #0967 if you know the answer or if you want to send your wrong and funny answer to us. Each of the winners will be presented with a gift certificate.

[Rain] : The answer is ‘Noeul’s ‘Proposal Of Marriage’.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#3456’ – ‘Noeul’s ‘Youth.’  Listener ‘Hardworking Genius R’ – ‘Noeul’s ‘Farewell At About Sunset.’  Listener ‘#8686’ – ‘Noeul’s “Writing ‘Proposal Of Marriage’ and Reading ‘Nuptial Song’. ”

The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#868’. Congratulations!

[Rain] : Listener ‘Su O’, ‘#1719’. ‘#9852’, ‘#1876’, etc. -‘Noeul’s ‘Proposal Of Marriage’.

The winner out of those who have got the right answers, is ‘#9852’. Congratulations!

*Quiz 2.

(A song is playing on the radio)

[KCM] : What is the name of the song?

[KCM] : Please send a chargeable text message to this number #0967 if you know the answer or if you want to send your wrong and funny answer to us. Each of the winners will be presented with a gift certificate.

[Rain] : The answer is SISTAR’s ‘Alone’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Yu Ji Hyun’ – ‘Sister’s ‘Staying Alone.’ Listener ‘Newt R’ – SISTAR’s ‘Outcast.’ Listener ‘#9106’ – SISTAR’s ‘Home Alone.’ Listener ‘#9852’ – Brother’s ‘Together.’ Listener ‘#3593’ – SISTAR’s ‘Fiona Alone.’ (laughs)

The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#9106’. Congratulations!

[KCM] : Listener ‘#0959’, ‘#5283’, ‘Ha Ji Min R’, ‘#8299’ – SISTAR’s ‘Alone’.

The winner out of those who have got the right answers, is ‘Ha Ji Min R’,. Congratulations!

*Quiz 3.

(‘Girls’ Generation’s “Tell Me Your Wish.” is playing)

[Rain] : I want you to guess what the lyrics are when a bell rings.

[KCM] : Please send a chargeable text message to this number #0967 if you know the answer or if you want to send your wrong and funny answer to us. Each of the winners will be presented with a gift certificate.

[Rain] : Maybe KCM’s mother is listening to this show. KCM’s mother, KCM is your son, but who do you like better, me or your son? After this show, I’m going to ask KCM to place a collect call to you in order to button down the truth. (laughs) Mother, I love you. (laughs) {OMG, is that a bribe? LOL! 😉 – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : The answer to the quiz is ‘Dream Car.’

[Rain] : Listener ‘A’ – ‘Zebra’. Listener ‘#0415’ – ‘Merry-Go-Round’. Listener ‘JJ Love’ – Rudolf. Listener ‘#0490’- ‘Bumper Car’. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#9106’ – ‘Handcart’. (laughs) Listener ‘#9852’ – Cultivator.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3863’, “The answer is Rain’s ‘Carrying Somebody On His Shoulders’. I think nobody has the guts to ask Rain to carry her on his shoulders.”

You have to know that I’m quite approachable. {Without security, yeah. With security… somebody who bum-rushes you might get clotheslined, ahahaha! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Listener ‘#5535’ – ‘Open Car’

[Rain] : The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#9106’. Congratulations!

[KCM] : Listener ‘#9852’, ‘Baby Cloud Fan’ – ‘Dream Car’.

[KCM] : Listener ‘The Big Dipper’, ” I mistakenly thought of ‘Dream Car’ as ‘Drum Car’. (laughs) The answer is ‘Dream Car’ ”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Pang Pang’, “The answer is ‘Dream Car’. I imagine Rain will leave the army passing in the motorcade.” {That might be the only way he can do it without being overrun by fans and the media. That is going to be an amazing day. – S. ^@@^}

Imagine how you will leave the army.

[KCM] : I think I’ll walk away with lively steps.

[Rain] : I think I will feel weepy.

[KCM] : I agree with you.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5535’, ‘Movie’ – ‘Dream Car’.

The winner out of those who have got the right answers, is ‘The Big Dipper’. Congratulations!

[Rain] : If it has been funny, please scream!

[KCM] : Hooray! (laughs)



[Rain]; The next song is ‘Park Ji Yun’s ‘I Fall In Love’.

I participated in this song as a choreographer when I let rip with a single from my second album. Would you listen to the song?



[KCM] : Listener ‘#7244’, “Singer ‘G.Na’s ‘What I Want To Do If I Have A Boyfriend’ (featured by Rain) is one of my favorite songs. What do you want to do if you get a girl friend?”

[Rain] : Actually, the CEO of a company called ‘Cube’ where G.Na belongs, {dug} me up, but he (the CEO) introduced me to JYP, and JYP employed the CEO as a professional manager later. I recorded the song before my enlistment. Up until then, I had never participated in any other singer’s song as a rapper. The lyrics of the song are very interesting.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#Small Eyes’, “I hope something fab will happen to me next year. The year 2013 is also the year when your discharge from the army will occur.”

[KCM] : Doesn’t it sound wonderful?

[KCM] ; Listener ‘#0680’, “I’m working as a kindergarten teacher in Seoul. I am on my winter vacation at the moment. The break from work really sets me up for the new year.”

[Rain] : Recently I’m really worried about how I can send my future son to a better kindergarten. (laughs) As for my future daughter, she will be given two 24-hour guards to protect her from every danger. (laughs)

[KCM] : I’ll do so too.



[Rain] : Listener ‘#3574’, “I’m having my hair permed at a hair {salon}. I’m thinking of changing my hairdo to match the current fashion, ‘Merry style’.” (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘HyosungK’, “January 4th is my son’s birthday. Please do to him with your energy. Happy New Year!”

[Rain] : I mistakenly thought of ‘Please do to him with your energy’ as ‘Please pour the oil into him’. (laughs) Sorry.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5114’, “I’ve hand-packed snowmen like you two. Looking at those snowmen, I’m listening to the radio over coffee. You two shall leave the army next year. I appreciate your commitment.”

It’s too early to say that because we have a long way to go before we finish our military service. It is not until it’s March (next year) that we are worthy to receive the remark. By the way, according to Sergeant Yim Ju Howan’s mother, I’ll have a good fortune told, beginning next year, and the misfortunes I’ve had will disappear when this year is over. She was alleged to say, ‘My joining the army last year was a good thing to do’.

As it says you’ll always have the bad as well as the good in the world, I’ll take this with a grain of salt. {Very well said, JiHoon…! – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5535’, “I tried several diets but I always put the weight back on.”

I lost a few kilograms on the diet I have been on, but I still have a lot of fat around my body. (laughs) {Good. Keeps you warm in those sub-zero temperatures over there right now. – S. ^@@^}



-The Desire to Post Comments With ‘Lee Jin Ho’ and ‘Lee Ji Hoon’-

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : Listener ‘A’, “I often get teased about my fat body from my fellow worker, and even a plastic surgeon told me that my face was really awful, which made me feel awful.”

[Rain] : Today’s comment subject is ‘The most cruel remark that cut you deeply this year.’

[Rain] : {Lee SangChul}, please lower your voice a little way off the mike. (laughs)

When I auditioned to be a singer, I was ignored and neglected by the panel of judges. To be a singer, I should have looked like singer ‘Yu Seung Jun’ or ‘Kang Ta’ who was popular with his good looks and powerful dance moves at that time.

When I was a recruit after my enlistment, a female commissioned officer who is seven years younger than me and a big fan of {mine}, came to see me, but she was disappointed when she saw me with her own eyes. (laughs) I couldn’t look my best because I was undergoing military discipline. (laughs)

[Rain] : How did you spend your Christmas?

[Lee Ji Hoon] : I had a lovely time with my solder mates in the barrack, eating a Christmas cake that our commander bought us.

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : It was a moment I’ll never forget. Actually, I felt a lot of anxiety about my first Christmas in the army, but I had a wonderful time playing table tennis during the daytime, and pfc ‘Kim Kyung Hyun’s girlfriend visited him on the day and so we spent it together.

[Lee Ji Hoon] : I auditioned to be a singer under JYP when I was 22 years old, but he (JYP) was disappointed in my face and I failed the audition. (laughs)

[Rain] : That’s the pot calling the kettle black. (laughs) {ROFLMAO! LOL! 😀 ^@@^}

[Lee Ji Hoon] : After I became a singer, I went to JYP personally and asked him why he had rejected me. He told me, ‘I remember nothing about those days. I’d like to apologize for what happened.’

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : When I returned to my unit after my vacation a few days ago, my immediate superior ‘Jeon Deok Man’ pretended to know me by calling me ‘Ssamdy’ (a sort of comment that belittles him), which hurt my feelings as a result.

[KCM] : Long time ago, a female fan mistook me for K.Will and asked for my autograph. (laughs)



[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Su Young’, “The back of my head is slightly flat. I’m often teased by my friends {for that reason}, which cuts me deeply.”

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : Listener ‘Kim Yung Hyun’, “I went go to a beauty parlor for a permanent with my mother. The owner of the beauty parlor asked me, ‘Are you her (my mother) younger sister?’ Then, I had a fit of anger, and I’ve stopped going to the place since that day.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Lee Yong Joon’, “My granddaughter is afraid of me probably because of my big eyes. Her mom (my daughter-in-law) getting to the mat for her daughter, is hateful as a cunning fox.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘#8462’, “My friends often tease me out of fun by reason of my small eyes, which causes more stress.”

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘#5044’, “I’m an old maid (39 years old). My single life is under great strain at the moment because I’m suffering from my mother’s constant nagging to get married. But I’ve reversed myself about marriage after looking at happy couples in a supermarket.”

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : Listener ‘Baek Kang Su’, “Whenever I wear an expensive new outfit, my friends criticize me by saying ‘Cut your coat according to your cloth’.

({Lee SangChul} exaggeratingly reads the story to make them laugh.)

[Rain] : ‘{Lee SangChul} has a propensity to exaggerate. I don’t think it’s funny at all. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#6788’, “I almost quit the company in a fit of rage when I was abused by my boss.”

You have to swallow your anger all the time, but you need to talk to the committee of inspection when he’s going too far when he talks like that.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#9087’, “I’m a private tutor, and am big for my age. Perhaps on this account, my students have no respect for me.”



[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘Sawadapu’, “I’m a 51-year-old woman enjoying collecting cute things. When I wore a jacket with a hood there is rabbit on, my junior told me, ‘You look like a young woman from the back’. It sounded like a snarky remark.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#2745’, “I’m under a lot of stress because I am in between jobs. Small insults can deeply hurt me.”

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : Listener ‘Park Hyo Jung’, “I didn’t really have time to go to a photographer to have a few photographs made. When I slightly photo-shopped my digital portrait shot taken at home, my elder sister told me. ‘You seem a completely different person,’ I wanted her to say a word of praise though.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Ahn Woon Hee’, “Our next-door neighbor gained almost 20kg after she brought a baby into being. Her husband always teased her that she stood 158cm and weighed 80kg, but she has lost 10 kg by portion control and exercising. She said, ‘I’ll work out harder and sweat it off.’ ”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0232’, “I bought a padded jacket I needed when I wanted to treat myself. When I made affectation of my new clothes, my mother told me, ‘You look like a pregnant woman.’ Her remark deeply hurt me.”

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘#3211’, “I wanted to buy some cosmetics. The owner of the cosmetics shop advised me to buy some cosmetics for people who are a lot older than I, probably because I looked older than my age. I was really displeased with her {advice}.”

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : Listener ‘#3226′, “I’m an office worker who is 25 years old. When I tried to enjoy the Christmas spirit at work, my boss continued to sneer at and provoke me. It is mean of him not to care about others’ feelings.”

[Rain] : I think the noise in the studio has died down. (laughs)

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : Because it is getting dark and cold. (laughs)

[Rain] : Maybe the stories we have read today are not happy things. Perhaps we can {have} a full day’s debate on a subject next time.

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : Let’s complete the show, laughing out loud. (laughs)

[Rain] : I know ‘Lee Ji Hoon’ will be going on a vacation today. Have a good time on your vacation! And, {Lee SangChul}, clean up the room on the second floor after the show. (laughs) Thank you for coming in today.


[KCM] : Some gifts will be provided for ‘Kim Su Young’ and Quiz Pang Pang winners. Please leave your phone numbers and names in private in its bulletin board.

[Rain] : This has been Rain.

[KCM] : This has been KCM. Thank you.

{Lee SangChul/Sangchu} : Happy New Year!


~ by Cloud USA on December 29, 2012.

11 Responses to “[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (12/29)”

  1. OMG busting out lol Rain is too funny about JYP’ “pot calling the kettle black’


  2. If anybody is curious to what was in those gift boxes Rain was raving about I found a post about it. After reading the MASSIVE amount of stuff that he and his fellow soldiers received I understand why Rain was in total awe. I’M in total awe ROFL. They gave stuff like heated underwear, fleece jumpers for 16 soldiers (Rain’s fleece had his name embroidered on it and they even got the measurements of the soldiers so the clothes could fit… WTH ROFL), sets of winter clothes, boxes of food with grilled chicken on skewers, Starbucks coffee, garlic shrimp AND grilled shrimp, asparagus bacon salad ??? LOL, sweets and finger sandwiches and mandarin oranges (I guess mandarin oranges are a great gift idea all over the world because I know folks give them as gifts here in the states).

    The link below will take you to the post and the post includes a bunch of pictures of what was given to Rain and his soldiers. Ohhh these Clouds went ALL out! Nowwwww I understand why Rain was touched so deeply.



    • Alisa,

      Yes, the gift boxes were loaded. The Cloud held a comment period and asked for suggestions from its 8th Cloud members. A very popular gift suggestion was the Contour camera. I thought that was a super cool present and perfect for a celebrity who wants to send his fans action shots. I really pushed for that one. Hopefully, he’ll get some good use out of that. The warm clothing and healthy food was another popular suggestion.

      The white notebook looking thing was actually information sent to him on the global clouds’ Twitter trending events that we all participated in for his D-200 and D-199 days. Showing the trending stats and everything. We thought that was really neat.

      Yes, the Cloud really does a super job with their gifting. :-}

      Terri :-}


      • Oh I hope Rain uses that camera and posts impromptu pictures of himself on his Twitter account and on his message board to keep in touch with his fans on a regular basis. That would mean a lot to his worldwide fans. I’ve been thinking about the Adieu Christmas gifts and realized it is important for Rain to get gifts from his fans from different perspectives.

        The gifts we sent as Cloud USA are very personable gifts from individuals. Same is true with the cards sent from the Clouds in Peru and the book of Christmas cards sent from Clouds in Japan who were also so kind as to include email greetings from Clouds outside of Japan. There’s something personal and cozy about these gifts. It allows Rain to see the individual fan….and I think that’s important otherwise fans just become one collective voice. These gifts are privately for him to read, utilize and enjoy….not something to post pictures about on Twitter.

        It is also very important for Rain to receive a Christmas presentation from his official fan club. First he can receive the massive and well done presentation that he did because the collective dues from so many official members can finance it. Second…..he gets bragging rights LOL. and can post pictures on Twitter all he wants. This is something he can show off AND share with fellow soldiers, talk about later in interviews and it allows him to express a public thank you like he did. It’s something he can publicly point too with pride. Rain is in the entertainment business and a strong public support of him as an artist is important….you mention that regularly and it’s true.

        I’m glad Rain has received so much personal and public support from his fans. He knows he is loved and appreciated and now the guys in the barracks, the writer of his radio show, and I’m sure by now other soldiers and anybody who reads Speeding Instinct’s Twitter know it as well.


  3. Once again I’m clueless 😦 What was the whole gifts of food and stuff about? I even saw pictures of the food on Speeding’s Twitter page. HOW are Clouds participating in this????


    • The food was sent by Rain’s official fan club in Korea, called The Cloud. Some of us (like me and Stephe) are members of The Cloud. You can learn all about The Cloud here: http://cloudusa.org/about.html. (And about Cloud USA too, btw…)

      The Cloud has a budget that they maintain from the membership fees that we all paid when we joined (and other donations made from time to time) and from time to time, they use some of that money to send Rain gifts and snacks. That is what they did on 12/29.

      Terri :-}


      • Thanks Terri for the information and the link that explains more about the official membership activities. Now I understand how Rain gets the food every week. I really thought that every week Korean fans independently or in small groups were having food delivered or that there was a link on DEMA that allowed fans to pick out food choices and then pay for it and it was delivered to Rain. I had no clue LOL. Since Rain gets food every week I was wondering what made this past Saturday’s show so different. I think it was the large volume of food that was delivered.


        • You’re welcome.

          Actually, there are three Rain fan clubs in Korea (that I know of). They are: Rain’s official fan club The Cloud, Benamoo, and DC Rain Gall. All of these fan clubs provide snacks and gifts to Rain and his soldier mates every now and again.

          The items delivered this week, though, were from The 8th Cloud, for their “Adieu 2012 통합 Event.” Before the show, the Cloud gave gifts and refreshments to Rain and his soldier mates. The writer of the show delivered them to them. The package also included a Christmas gift for Rain, from The 8th Cloud.

          So, that is what he was talking about on the show, I think.

          Terri :-}


  4. Ok..this was the BEST SHOW EVER, with Jihoon saying ahh yeah baby fang fang when he was talking whe4 KCM did his part Jihoon goes ahh feels good lmao hahaha…dieing….. Jihoon’s bedroom voice will get you into trouble. I could go on about the show cause it was so funny….so please add the English translation…Me in my bedroom voice…ahh yeah Jihoon it was gooood baby ……. LOL 😛 🙂


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