[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (12/1)

— Cloud Cover by Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for another installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed, LIVE! When an English translation becomes available, we’ll post it here. Please enjoy it. 🙂

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

121201 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain and KCM DJ only (NO MUSIC)


» For anyone who might like to read 화니’s translation of the show without my asides, CloudUnite has a copy of it here, on Twitter. No problem. Please enjoy it. » Also, the playlist of songs in the order they were played is HERE.

For those of you who have emailed and enjoy my asides, let’s get started!

Rain & KCM’s Speeding Instinct military radio show (Friends FM 96.7) 12/1/2012

English Trans: 화니 @The Cloud Media Board

Additional tweaks and asides{Stephe ^@@^}

[Rain]&[KMC] : Rain&KCM’s “The Desire To Speed”!

[Rain]: Today is December 1st. It is a time when we start preparing for closing the year, but it is the beginning of a new month.

[KCM] : As for me, the same as any other day. It’s just the day I meet our listeners. I even lost sleep thinking of them last night.

[Rain]: You’re lying through your teeth. (laughs) Unlike you, I slept very well last night, and I feel quite calm. Nothing has changed, but I hope all of you will find the time to look well at yourself while closing the year.

[Rain] : Is there a difference between what you used to be and the person you are today, in terms of greeting this December?

[KCM] : If this month ends, the day of my discharge will arrive soon. (laughs)

[Rain] : The end is still far to see. (laughs)


[Rain] : You can send your stories and song request to us through SMS #0967 or its Twitter (https://mobile.twitter.com/speeding967) or its message board

(http://www.dema.mil.kr/web/home/speeding?skin_type=S&menu_seq=2086&mod_id=board_2093&pseq=0 ) or (http://www.dema.mil.kr/web/home/speeding?skin_type=S&menu_seq=2141&mod_id=board_2098&pseq=0)

[KCM] : Particularly, foreign fans can send their stories and song request to us by email : speedingradio@hanmail.net.



-Quiz Pang Pang-

[Rain] : Now I’m dying with hunger. {These} are the times when I’m really hungry.

[KCM] : You were seen eating something during intermission just a minute ago.

[Rain] : The food was not enough to feed a fly. (laughs) Thankfully, my fans have brought us red bean soup. We gratefully receive.

[KCM] : Thank you so much.

[KCM] : If you give a correct answer to my question or if you give a funny answer despite a wrong answer, you will get a present as a prize.

*Quiz 1.

(Rain and KCM read the words to a song.)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song?

[KCM] : Please send a chargeable text message to this number #0967 if you know the answer or if you want to send your wrong and funny answer to us.

[Rain] : Let me tip you off. It’s KCM’s song. (laughs) Before this, let us play ‘Lee Gi Chan’s song ‘Are You Listening To It?” which was very popular in 2002.

[Rain] : The answer is KCM’s ‘Faded Photo’. (laughs)

[KCM] : It’s my ‘Black-And-White Photo’, not ‘Faded Photo’. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener, ‘#6353′ – This Guy’s Song. (laughs) Listener, #6287′ – The Kid Who Has Big Eyes. Listener, #7554′ – Why Are You Chasing My Shadow? Listener, #8686’ – KCM’s Photoshop. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener, #0730 – “This is KCM’s Mom. (laughs) The answer is ‘Winter Sonata’.”

KCM, #0730 is your mother? (laughs)

[KCM] : No way! (laughs)

[Rain] : I think #0730 is barmy. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener, #9651 – KCM’s ‘Mother’s Photo’. Listener, #6025 – ‘Kimchi Man’s ‘The Photo To Humiliate KCM’.

[Rain] : The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#0730’. Congratulations!

[KCM] : Listener ‘Missing Rain’, ‘#0825’, ‘#4682’, ‘#1719, etc. – KCM’s ‘Black-And-White Photo’.

The winner out of those who have got the right answers, is #1719. Congratulations!

*Quiz 2.

(A song is playing on the radio)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song?

[KCM : Please send a chargeable text message to this number #0967 if you know the answer or if you want to send your wrong and funny answer to us.

[Rain] : Let me tip you off. The female singer who sings the song is a rising star in the music world, and she is much younger than singer ‘Lee Hyo Ri’.

[Rain] : The answer is IU’s ‘Nitpicking’.

[KCM] : Listener, ‘#9651’ – IU’s ‘The Day When I Put My Lips To His Lips’ (laughs) Listener, ‘#6367’ – IU’s ‘The Day When I Won The First Prize In The Lottery.’ Listener, ‘#9145’ – IU’s ‘You And Me’. Listener, ‘#0959’ – IU’s ‘Bow-Wow’ Listener, ‘#6025’ – IU’s ‘Sneeze’. Listener, ‘#2745’ – IU’s ‘Silly Talk’. (laughs) Listener, ‘#7093’ – IU’s ‘The Day When I Got My Hands On A Sizable Sum Of Money’ Listener, ‘#8462’ – IU’s ‘Mom’s Rap’ Listener, ‘#2235’ – IU’s ‘Oh’.

[Rain] : I think ‘#9651’ (IU’s ‘The Day When I Put My Lips To His Lips’ ) deserves the winner, but we’ve picked #2745 ( IU’s ‘Silly Talk’) as the winner out of those who have got the wrong answers. Congratulations!

[Rain] : Listener ‘Missing Rain’, ‘#9627’, ‘#0169’, ‘Hye Jin’, ‘#5136’, ‘Quiz Pang Pang’, etc – IU’s ‘Nitpicking’.

The winner out of those who have got the right answers, is ‘#9627. Congratulations!

[Rain] : I have an interesting story about IU. When I was a teaching assistant in a recruit training center, there was a recruit who was a big fan of IU. Being unable to remain a mere spectator, I asked my manager to buy a CD of IU and come here. When I handed the recruit the CD, he felt so happy. IU is enjoying a tremendous popularity among soldiers. {Aw. That was nice! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : The recruit may owe you (Rain) a debt of gratitude.

*Quiz 3.

(Singer ‘Lee Seung Ki’s ‘Will You Marry Me? is playing)

[Rain] : I want you to guess what the lyrics are when a bell rings.

[KCM] : You can send us a correct answer or funny answer through SMS #0967 (charged messaging service)

[Rain] : The answer is ‘Wrinkles’

[Rain] : Listener, ‘#8462’ – ‘Ji Hoon’ oppa’s (Rain) ‘Smiling Eyes’ Listener, ‘#3859’ – ‘Nitpicking’. Listener, ‘#0415’ – ‘Private Loan Debt’  Listener, ‘#7244’ – ‘Waistline’

[KCM] : Listener, ‘#0959’ – ‘Pores’ Listener, ‘#2080’ – ‘Decayed Tooth’ Listener, ‘#3462’ – ‘Waistline’ Listener, ‘#8686’ – ‘Berating’ Listener, ‘#6367 – ‘Age Spot’ Listener, ‘#5476’ – ‘My Ex-Boyfriends’ (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener, ‘#0625’ – ‘Drinking Capacity’

The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers, is ‘#0625’ (‘Drinking Capacity’) Congratulations!

[Rain] : Listener, ‘#1805’, ‘#4281’, ‘#6353’, ‘#7554’, ‘Missing Rain’, etc. The winner out of those who have got the right answers, is Missing Rain’. Congratulations!

[Rain] : How do you find this segment?

[KCM] : Without a doubt, I think the term ‘Pang Pang’ has turned into an overused buzzword. (laughs) {We all certainly overused it on Twitter too, last night, just listening to you two. Keke! – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : It’s time to leave off work, See you next time. (laughs) Just kidding ! (laughs) Please stay tuned while you listen to a song.



[KCM] : Listener ‘Jaejae’, “But guess what? Many of foreign fans are mesmerized by Pang Pang’s charm on Twitter.” {See? Like I said, this listener even noticed all our PangPang tweeting, ahahaha! – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘Comico’, “Rain’s movie ‘R2B’ has been released in Japan today. I think I can’t listen to the radio show today anymore because I have to go see the movie. I’ll listen to its recorded show. Please keep the good work.”

[KCM] : I believe that this movie will be a big hit in Japan. Fighting!

[KCM] : Listener ‘Melody’, “Sergeant ‘Jo Jung Yik’ has been discharged from the service today. Do you have any plans when you are promoted to sergeant?” {She’s talking about actor Yu Geon. We saw him at the Radienteering event with Rain, and he’s been a Consolatory Train host for a good while. The first time I saw Yu Geon was his impressive role in the K-drama “Hello, God?” We wish him the best on his 12/1 discharge. Fighting! – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : It’s been four months since I was a corporal, and I’ll be promoted to sergeant after three months. umhahahahaha.

[KCM]: Thinking about the discharge, makes me lighthearted.

[Rain] : By the way, I’m trying to give my opinion of current awards ceremonies before the second part of the show by looking at them from an impersonal point of view.



[Rain] : As already noted.. I watched an awards ceremony yesterday. I think our artists have accomplished a great deal in developing their performances over the last few years. I don’t think I’ll make a guest appearance at any awards ceremony next year. I’m planning to enjoy taking a rest from all my hard work for about 6 months after my discharge. {A great idea. You deserve to rest! Thumbs up. 🙂 – S. ^@@^}

[KCM]: But you’ve promised you will participate in my album as a composer.

[Rain] : I’m a promise-breaking man. (laughs) The song is supposed to give to you {a gift?}, but it is too good to give to you. (laughs) Anyway, I want to watch those awards ceremonies on TV at home in 2013.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7066’, “Rain’s joining the army has left an enormous gap in my life. Yesterday’s awards ceremony reminded me of Rain. There aren’t too many days left in this year. I look forward to his performances in 2013. I can’t wait for the year 2013.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘Hiromi’, “Recently KCM’s popularity has boomed in Japan. I hope he’ll visit Japan after his discharge. Thankfully, he always reads stories slowly so it’s easy to understand what he says.”

[Rain] : So, I’ll read slowly, too. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#4250’, “My son will complete the whole course of a basic military training after 5 days. Thanks for his hard work.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘Mayeco’, “My parents will commemorate their 40th wedding anniversary soon. Not beaten by hardships, they’ve managed their company successfully. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank and love and respect them, and their 10th store opened yesterday. If you have a chance to visit Japan, please be sure to visit their store. We’ll treat you well.”

[Rain] : How can {they leave} more information about their store?

[KCM]: More detailed information can be left through SMS #0967.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Only One’, “Only a few weeks are left before the end of this year. I want to eat hot food around this time of the year. Listening to those Christmas songs, makes me happy.”

First of all, I’ll be glad when this year is over!



-The Desire to Post Comments With ‘Lee Jin Ho’ and ‘Lee Ji Hoon’-

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘A’, “My guy friend enjoys eating undercooked pork belly. If he has to get food poisoning, never mind.”

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘B’, “When my younger sister and I went see a movie, she wanted to know who was the criminal while watching the movie, so she called her friend and found out who the criminal was by speaking in a loud voice. Wearing out our welcome, we had to quickly left the theater.”

[Rain] : Today’s comment subject is about “One of the most impetuous people you have ever met!”

All : The Desire to Post Comments!! (laughs)

[Rain] : Welcome, ‘Lee Jin Ho’ and ‘Lee Ji Hoon’, it’s great to have you on our show.

[Lee Jin Ho] : Nice to meet you. We’ve sent a soldier (Jo Jung Yik) off to society. And I’m supposed to sleep out (have a vacation) today, but it is dropped for the moment for this show. Let’s do things so more quickly. (laughs)

[Rain] : Although you go out, you have nothing particular to do, right? (laughs)

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Hi, everyone. This is ‘Lee Ji Hoon’ who has been promoted to private first class today.

[Rain] : Not long ago ‘Lee Ji Hoon’ went on a recruit vacation. If an airman first class goes on a vacation, he’ll have 16 months till the completion of his military service. (laughs)

[Rain] : It’s been around 430 days since I started serving in the army. (laughs)

[KCM] : In my case, 410 days.

[Lee Jin Ho] : In my case, 520 days.

[Lee Ji Hoon] : I haven’t counted the number of days that I’ve served yet.

[Rain] : This week’s comment subject is about “One of the most impetuous people you have ever met!” Please post many of your funny writings on its bulletin board or by its Twitter or by SMS #0967.



[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘Park Eun Ji’, “The only flaw in my husband’s character seems to be a short temper. He often eats his food before finishing it. He says he’s been impatient since his discharge from the service.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Micaco’, “My female senior who is two years as old as I {older than I?}, always urges me not to be late for our appointment, but she is often late for the appointment. Her hot-headed character makes me nervous, but I hope we stay close friends as ever.”

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘#1752’, “One of my neighbors in the same apartment complex as me, always pushes the elevator button even before the door opens or closes.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kim Yeon Ju’, “My elder sister always sends text messages to her friends by writing only a simple sentence as she dislikes a time-consuming job.”

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘Kim Young Hoon’, “When my mother broke down through overwork and entered a hospital, she had to be fed intravenously. She, who has a hot temper, pushed the tube harder to be drugged more quickly and the injection was done earlier than expected.” (laughs)

[Rain] : She could be shocked by the trial.

[KCM] : I’ve been drugged before…

[Rain] : Let’s move on to the next. (laughs) KCM, tell us what happened. (laughs)

[KCM] : I was able to notice redness and swelling after the wrong injection. It was so painful.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Gu Hyun Gyu’, “My mother’s temper is of the quickest. She says only what she wants to say and just hangs up the phone when she calls, so I have no idea why she calls me.” (laughs)

[KCM] : I think his mother and my mother are much alike in character. Whenever I place a collect call to my mother, she always nags me, “The phone bill may be high, so come to the point at once!”

[Rain] : KCM has a talent for dwelling on the uninteresting story. (laughs)

[KCM] : My mother often says so. (laughs)

[Rain] : By the way, KCM’s mother.. I love you and I hope you are always healthy. As you know, I’m no more than your son, but I’m much better than KCM in terms of both quantity and quality, ain’t I? (laughs)

[KCM] : Not necessarily that. (laughs)



[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘Lee Eun Sung’, ‘My friend ‘Jong Yim’ always calls me by using a simple phrase. A short temper is her only defect.”

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener, ‘Hur Gyu Sung’, “To save her time, my elder sister is always {starts} taking off her clothes one by one on her way home after stepping down from the bus after her evening studying at school.” (laughs)

[Rain] : I liked my senior’s younger sister ‘Lee Yun * ‘ in the past. When I visited her, it happened she was not in her house at that time. He showed me to her room. Her room was very unclean and there was bad smell over the length and breadth of the room. (laughs) All my illusions about her were shattered. (laughs) {LOL! And that, as they say, was the end of that. *wink* I wonder if she ever knew… – S. ^@@^}

[Lee Jin Ho] : Unexpectedly, I think there are a lot of women who are messy in the world. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Kim Yun Kyung’, “My grandma really enjoys dramas, so she can’t wait to see {you?} again.”

There was an interesting story about me.

[Rain] : Let’s move on to the next. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : I think KCM has a hot temper. KCM was seen running to the bathroom after pissing his pants in the bus while moving onto a charter bus. (laughs) Sorry. The story is all made up. (laughs)

[KCM] : Before I’ve had endoscopic examination, not conscious sedation endoscope, to save my time. I endured the pain by clenching my teeth during the examination.

[Rain] : KCM is a simple person and tends to be rash at times, but he is good-hearted.

[KCM] : I have a nice personality.

[Rain] : You are just good-hearted. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Yim Min Suk’, “Waiting for the light to change, I saw a motorcycle delivery man for Chinese food omitting {abandoning?} his delivery case and leaving when the light was green. I picked up the case and drove at full tilt to hand it to him. When I followed after him and shouted toward him, opening the car door, “Please take it quickly!”, he told me, “I don’t take any order. You can call the store and order your food.” Then he left without looking back. I’m still putting the case in my car boot.” (laughs)



[KCM] : Listener, ‘Lee So Jung’, “My mother is no more than a rapper as she is a rapid speaker. After popping out for a moment and being back soon, she spoke to me so fast, ‘It’s very cold, so turn on the fan.’ ” (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘O Sun Ju’, “My wife has a hot temper and often gets into fights with me. No one can stand her bad temper.”

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Lee Min Young’, “I told my friend she’d better control her short temper, but there is no way of mending her character.”

She and I have similar personalities. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Ahn Woon Hee’, “One of my close relatives has decided he’ll marry a woman after only meeting her twice.” (laughs)

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘Lee Myung Won’, “My friend’s most annoying habit is having me waiting so long. Finally I could contain myself no longer and burst out.”

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Kim Sun Yim’, “I visited my boyfriend’s home at dawn because I quickly wanted to break up with him, but naturally I couldn’t meet him because he was sleeping.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9023’, “I am often quick in temper. I ordered a lot of goods on the internet before Christmas, but most of them were wrongly ordered.”

[KCM] : Listener, ‘Ko Mi Young’, “My mother has a hot temper, so she often brings me half-boiled eggs.”


[Rain] : The winners are ‘Kim Min Sung’ and ‘Kim Yun Kyung’.

Thank you for being on the show. How do you find today’s show?

[Lee Ji Hoon] : I’m happy to be on this show as a regular. I’ll work harder to bring you an enjoyment.

[Lee Jin Ho] : I’m supposed to stay out overnight today, so I can’t wait to go out. (laughs)

[Rain] : As I said, you have nothing particular to do, right? (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : You’re right. (laughs)

[Rain] : Thank both of you for coming in today, and special thanks to ‘Lee Jin Ho’ coming like this because he has no place else to go although he is supposed to stay out overnight today. (laughs) I hope you are always healthy.

[Rain] : I think we’re having a wonderful day. Small gifts will be provided for #0730, #1719, #2745, #9627, #0625, Missing Rain, ‘Kim Min Sung’, and ‘Kim Yun Kyung’. Please leave your phone numbers and names in private in its bulletin board.

[KCM] : Today is a very meaningful day for the two of us because we’ve hosted the show together on the first day of December.

[Rain] : I hope all of you have had a successful year, and that you will succeed in whatever you do again next year. This has been ‘Jung Ji Hoon’.

[KCM] : This has been ‘KCM’. See you tomorrow!


{There was a whole lot of infectious laughing on the air last night. And now we see that it really was a fun show.  ^@@^}

~ by Cloud USA on December 1, 2012.

14 Responses to “[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (12/1)”

  1. I asked my manager to buy a CD of IU and come here. When I handed the recruit the CD, he felt so happy. IU is enjoying a tremendous popularity among soldiers. …………Aw. That was nice! of RAIN his human being to other so precious i very felt a WARM heart of him i could imagine how much he support and do this

    ‘R2B’ has been released in Japan today same here i wish his movie well SUCCEED as his fan love him so much i hope the rating do well their good luck Rain aja aja Fighting

    ’m planning to enjoy taking a rest from all my hard work for about 6 months after my discharge
    IS SERIOUS TOOK 6 Month Long break ?????
    or he just have a though about do that as he talking here i AGREED he need that rest but why 6 Month NOW…. i deep curious is he set a planing furture what he planing to work on next what about HOLLYWOOD he told us and make new ALBUM ect…. is that delay to it ????????
    and WHAT about the MAMA award 2013 are Rain just going let this SLIP away like this uh???
    IS THIS RAIN or joking ??

    what is that “PangPang ”
    suppose to mean ??? sound agreed and fun can explain to me please??

    @53:26 WHAT SONG is that and who sing it ?


    • Kongsao, I think he might try hard to take a six-month break, but doubt he’ll be able to make himself do it LOL! I’ll give him about a week before Mr. Workaholic is hollering in the phone for a project because he just can’t stand it. Heheh.

      He’s already got so much lined up in Korea and America, and being away from his career for so long, because of the military, has driven him so batty that I doubt he really intends to stay away for 6 more months. BUT I sincerely hope that he does take several months at least to rest and recover. He truly deserves that.

      He really needs to put himself first and treat himself better, especially after ten long years of career-time. But we’ll see. Only JiHoon truly knows what JiHoon is going to do. 🙂

      We’re not really sure what PangPang means. So far, we’ve all narrowed it down to “honking”, “powpow”, and “cow”, depending on how you spell it in Hangeul. LOL!

      I don’t have time to go back and listen to that song. However, CloudUnite has graciously put together a playlist on Twitter, so just check it out. It should be on there. http://www.twitlonger.com/show/k6ne8v


      Stephe ^@@^


      • Kekekekeke! I bet when PSY was over here and it was “Hammer time Gangnam Style” Bi was probably climbing the walls watching that segment….just “itching” to be on stage too.

        Vacate for 6 months…..Bi??….Ha! I’d have to see that to believe it. *SMILES*……………………


        • awawwaaw LOL …. u so funny i laugh out here but u know who would know Rain he want to be in his SPOT back and he say YA…. DUDE i want my SPOT back ///slip or keep your Gangnam Style” for have my eye rolling at SPY and pause for min and walk SLOWLY and then BLAHS his HIP SONG giving me serious His name is Rain because he makes women wet” in just a sec … SOMJECT CHANGE like that LOL…. the man call it all ekekek (Smile) 🙂


  2. I realy enjoyed this show 😀 for a minute there I thought Jihoon sounded like Santa Claus lol..I would have ran to sit on his lap and tell him how I want him for Christmas kekeke :D..oh Jihoon..I will hug you, feed you and kiss you and name you Ji lol


  3. How come no translation with the “I do” segment..???


    • Hi, BiKyo. What “I Do” segment do you mean? “I Do” was the first song played during the show, and two other songs, while they were welcoming everybody to the show and telling folks to write in, and then they went into Quiz PangPang…

      Hmm. Please let me know if I’ve missed something, because I might have. Thanks much!

      Stephe ^@@^


  4. What a fun show. I rather liked the Lee Ji Hoon and Lee Jin Ho segment.

    Terri :-}


  5. dear Terri,I am sorry about making you feel sad.Maybe I was a little too harsh on my angel warrior.Please forgive me.And I hope that Rain will forgive me too.


  6. I did not hear the show,but I am sure that Rain had something negative to say about an american.What is his problem?Asia is not the whole world.Why do he hate americans?I support him too.I thought that he was the perfect man.Now I know that he is only a human being.I know that he is under a lot of stress,but why release it on the american people.He is my angel warrior,now I am having doubts.


    • Oh, dear, Tracy.

      Please don’t be so hard on him. I think we were a lot harder than maybe we should have been. Of course, Rain is human. Aren’t we all? Please girlfriend, don’t judge him so harshly, for it makes me sad.

      Terri :-}


  7. They were full of energy last night :). Come to think of it they are always full of energy no matter what.


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