[Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (11/24)

— Cloud Cover by Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for another installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed, LIVE! When an English translation becomes available, we’ll post it here. Enjoy it. 🙂

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

121124 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain and KCM DJ only (no music)

» Audio clip on Vimeo HERE.

Rain & KCM’s Speeding Instinct military radio show (Friends FM 96.7) 11/24/2012

English Trans: 화니 @The Cloud Media Board

Additional tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}


[Rain]&[KMC] : Rain&KCM’s “The Desire To Speed”!

[Rain] : It’s important to consider other people, and respect means having regard for others.

[KCM] : If we care for each other a little bit more, the world will be a better place to live. {Amen to you both! Unfortunately though, there are a heck of a lot of people, especially on the Internet, who don’t have a CLUE WHAT THAT MEANS. You know who you are. — S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : I wonder how you have some consideration for others. Well, let us start now.

[KCM] : Go go go!

(After ‘Jang Yun Ju’s song)

[KCM] : I think ‘Jang Yun Ju’ has a pure voice.

[Rain] : So you’re going to date with ‘Jang Yun Jung’? (laughs)

[KCM] : I had no idea why you mentioned ‘Jang Yun Jung’, instead of ‘Jang Yun Ju’. (laughs)

[Rain] : Sorry, I’ve made a slip of the tongue. (laughs)

[Rain] : You can send your stories and song requests to us through SMS #0967 or its Twitter or its message board.

[KCM] : Particularly, foreign fans can send their stories and song request to us by email : speedingradio@hanmail.net.


-Quiz Pang Pang-

[Rain]: ‘Quiz Pang Pang’ for those who want something special on a drowsy weekend!

[KCM] : If you give a correct answer to my question or if you give a funny answer despite a wrong answer, you will get a present as a prize.

*Quiz 1.

(Rain &KCM read the words to a song.)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song?

[KCM] : Rain has a really nice voice. I think I must try a little harder. Please send a chargeable text message to this number #0967 if you know the answer or if you want to send your wrong and funny answer.

[Rain] : The answer is ‘Park Hyo Shin’s ‘Flower of Snow’.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#3590’ – ‘Park Hyo Shin’s ‘Flower Of Military.

Listener ‘Jung Da Som’ – ‘Park Hyo Shin’s ‘Flower Of Starry Candy’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9651 – ‘Park Hyo Shin’s ‘Sleep In Your Eyes’ (laughs) Listener ‘#7554’ – ‘Park Hyo Shin’s ‘Flower Of Small Eyes’. Listener ‘#1795’ – Park Hyo Shin’s ‘Dream Of Discharge’. Listener ‘#9852’ – Rain’s ‘Flower’. Listener ‘#9145 – ‘Nose Of Eyes’.

The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers is ‘#9651’. Congratulations!

[Rain] : Listener ‘Missing Rain’, ‘#5535’, ‘#4681’, etc. – ‘Park Hyo Shin’s ‘Flower of Snow’.

The winner out of those who have got the right answers is ‘Missing Rain’.

*Quiz 2.

(A song is playing on the radio)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song?

[KCM : Please send a chargeable text message to this number #0967 if you know the answer or if you want to send your wrong and funny answer.

[KCM] : The answer is ‘Lee Juk’s ‘Running Over The Sky’.

[Rain] : You’re in a good mood today. Unexpected money has rolled in? (laughs)

[KCM] : I just feel good. (laughs)

[Rain] : I feel bad, so please try to chuff me up. (laughs) Please don’t touch me! (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#8362′ – The theme music of the Desire To Speed’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#6314’ – ‘Lee Juk’s ‘The Horse Running Over The Sky’. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#6124’ – ‘Lee Juk’s ‘As I Tell You’. Listener ‘#7093’ – ‘Let’s Run Over The Sky’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Bulging Forehead Eyebrow’ – ‘Lee Juk’s ‘Brewing Garlic’. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#4681’ – ‘Lee Juk’s Snail running’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5535 – ‘Lee Juk’s ‘Running Laps Around The Military Training Ground’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#4889’ – ‘Juk Woo’s ‘Driving Rain’.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#9777’ – ‘Lee Juk’s ‘Wandering In The Clouds’.

[Rain] : The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers is ‘Bulging Forehead Eyebrow’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Lee Bin Na’, ‘#1719’, etc. – ‘Lee Juk’s ‘Running Over The Sky’.

The winner out of those who have got the right answers is #1719.

*Quiz 3.

(Singer ‘Kim Tae Woo’s song ‘Rain of Love’ is playing)

[Rain] : I want you to guess what the lyrics are when a bell rings. I don’t really like the song that much, and I’m ‘Kim Tae Woo’s anti-fan. (laughs)

[KCM] : You can send us a correct answer or funny answer through SMS #0967 (charged messaging service)

[KCM] : The answer is ‘Key’.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#8686’, ‘#9651′, an #2080’ – Lock. Listener ‘#2337’ – Bar-Cord. Listener ‘#5535’ – Obstinate Person. Listener ‘#2033’ – Lock.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#2033’ – Lie.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5024’ – Fetter.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#4682’ – Farmhand.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#7554’ – Gridiron. (laughs)

[Rain] : The winner out of those who have got the wrong answers is #7554.

[KCM] : Listener ‘#1637’, ‘#2786’, ‘#4686’, ‘#2745’, ‘#9403’, etc. The winners out of those who have got the right answers is #1637 and #2786.

[Rain] : KCM, you seem to show discursive behavior today of all days. (laughs) I think you’ve got a girlfriend. (laughs)

[KCM] : Because it’s a weekend.



[Rain]: Listener ‘Kape’, “I think the two of you click really well. It has suddenly turned very cold in Japan, but I hear the weather in Korea has become colder than Japan. Please be careful not to catch a cold.”

The listener seems to be Japanese. It’s quite something for a foreigner to write a story in Korean. KCM, how would you like it if your foreign fan talked with you?

[KCM] : I think I’d feel so good.

[Rain] : When I visited the USA and a shopping mall in Hong Kong, I was signing autographs for a great deal of fans, which made me feel excited. Anyway, thank you so much.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Hironicojima’, “My close friend is about to be married. Congratulations on her wedding.”

Congratulations and happiness on her wedding day.

[Rain]: Listener #8686’s attendance is good. If #8686 acknowledges me before I greet you, I’ll hold you tight.

[KCM] : #8686, I love you.

[Rain]: KCM, please don’t keep on interrupting me. (laughs) I think KCM lacks concentration. (laughs)

[Rain]: Listener ‘#8686’, “Autumn and winter seem to coexist in this season. The trees are still shedding their leaves even in such cold weather.”

[KCM] : The weatherman says this winter will be severer and shorter than usual.

[Rain]: KCM, are you going to go fishing on vacation?

[KCM] : I don’t think I can afford the time to go. I went fishing for three nights when I took a leave, but the time fairly raced by.

[Rain]: Anyway, I wish this winter would just go away {because then} that’s why I can leave the army sooner. (laughs)



[KCM] : Listener ‘#4562’, “Exactly 300 days have gone by since my boyfriend and I had our first date. To celebrate this day, we’re traveling around Jejudo.”

[Rain]: Listener ‘Honey Peanut #2227’, “I think KCM has gotten back from his vacation. I watched singer ‘Kim Tae Woo’ boasting on a TV show program that he had used commando martial arts to break KCM’s spirits and that’s why KCM had been in the hospital. So no desire to take vengeance on ‘Kim Tae Woo’?” (laughs)

KCM, can you tell me more about it?

[KCM] : Actually, ‘Kim Tae Woo’ used commando martial arts to kick not only my car which was my proudest possession but also my hips in front of hundreds of people. At the moment, I made a complete fool of myself in front of everyone and I felt the anger rise in me, but with difficulty I held my temper in check. I had no choice but to join in the laugh with a nonchalant shrug. But I was sick in bed for a week. If I leave the army or take a leave, I’ll use commando martial arts and kick his hips.

[Rain]: Have you done any commando martial art?

[KCM] : No, I haven’t. (laughs)

[Rain]: We soldiers learn taekwondo.

[Rain]: Have you held any belt in taekwondo?

[KCM] : No, I haven’t. (laughs)

[Rain]: Me neither. (laughs) In a fight between you two, you (KCM) would win.

[KCM] : Actually, I did not yield at all in a fight that took place during a game with ‘Kim Tae Woo’.

[Rain]: I don’t like a man who blows his own horn, like you. (laughs) Anyway, ‘Kim Tae Woo’ seems to be one of the most prominent singers of Korea.

[Rain]: Listener ‘#6054’, “I’m in a buffet restaurant. How do you eat buffet food?”

Please pay particular attention to this point: (laughs) It’s not good for you to start eating buffet food on an empty stomach, so therefore first drink some cold beverages like juice, etc. Then eat the most expensive foods on most menus – sea foods: steamed blue crab, snow crab, sashimi, sushi, etc. You need to cut down on starches like rice, etc. And then, eat meats, baked fish, etc. Don’t pile as much food as you could onto your plate, and take only as much as you can eat.

Instead, get food from the buffet table many times – 20 to 30 times. (laughs) {LOL! That’s the ticket, all right. LOL! — S. ^@@^}

Drink a little of the water.

If you have a chance to get free coupons for a hotel buffet, you’d better take me with you. (laughs) I’ll show you how to eat buffet food then. (laughs)

[KCM] : Please take me with you, too. (laughs)



[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘A’, “I visited my parents-in-law for the national holiday for the first time since I’d gotten married. While I was cooking vegetable pancakes with my mother-in-law, it was so hard for me to stay off them. So I was so full, I couldn’t move. As a result, I was misunderstood as a pregnant woman.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘B’, “When my acquaintance hooked me up with a guy, I pretended to be naive around him, but the smells of sushi in the restaurant we met, whetted my appetite. I couldn’t wait and I pigged out, disgracing myself. Since then, he hasn’t chucked over and never called me again.”

[Rain] : Today’s comment subject is about “A moment when your gluttony put you in an awkward position.” Please post many of your funny writings on its bulletin board.

[Rain] : I think ‘Lee Ji Hoon’ is good at acting.

[KCM] : What do you think about my acting skills?

[Rain] : You were too clumsy and awkward. (laughs)

[Rain] : ‘Lee Ji Hoon’ is on this show on behalf of ‘Lee Jin Ho’ who has participated in an event. It’s great to have you on our show.

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Nice to meet you. Today I’ll do my best.

[KCM] : Is there any moments when your gluttony put you in an awkward position in your life?

[Lee Ji Hoon] : I {nearly} had a terrible stomachache for two days due to overeating. I ate more than 20 yogurts at that time.

[KCM] : I’m not gluttonous, but the eyes of a woman I’ve known are bigger than her stomach. No wonder she is so fat.

[Lee Ji Hoon] : But I think KCM has a voracious appetite. (laughs)

[Rain] : Please send your stories based on the subject to us through chargeable SMS #0967 or its online message board or its Twitter.

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Small gift will be provided for the winner.



[Rain] : Listener ‘#0044’, “This is lieutenant ‘Kim Yong Joon’ belonging to Defense Media Agency.”

[KCM] & [Lee Ji Hoon] : Loyalty!

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0044’, “I’m enjoying listening to the show. It’s a great day for an outing. I wish I could go on a picnic with you DJs. We’ve briefly been exchanging bows in the base, but I’d like to treat you to something special. I’m planning to have a party with you, bringing ‘Pohang Guamegi’ to it. You can look forward to it. Take care of your health. Fighting!”

First, I really appreciate you saying so! Thanks for seeing to all these details. If you are so minded, you may do it, but we three will determine what to eat. (laughs) You’ve already been caught in a trap. (laughs) We’d rather eat outside our base because the weather is nice. (laughs)

[KCM] : Wow! (laughs)



[KCM] : Listener ‘Kim Jung Howa’, “After finishing off cookies called Moncher** until I was as full as a tick, I’ve put on 3 kilos in this month.”

[Rain] : I personally prefer Choco** to Moncher**.

[KCM] : I prefer Moncher** to Choco** because Moncher** is softer than Choco**.

[Rain] : I like eating a chewy Choco**.

[Lee Ji Hoon] : I like eating O**. (laughs)

[Rain] : Oh well, there’s no accounting for taste. (laughs) When I received two Moncher** during my recruit days, I asked to replace two Moncher** with four Choco**. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#2080’, “I really like eating boiled eggs. When I visited my mother-in-law, she was seen taking the shell off the boiled eggs and I couldn’t resist the smell of them so I yielded to temptation to eat it up, but it got stuck in my throat and blocked my windpipe.” (laughs)

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘Baek Ju Ryun’, “I’m taking Chinese medicine to lose weight. The medicine is too bitter, so I always seem to have sweets in my mouth.”

[Rain] : The secret to good health is proper amounts. In my trainee days, I was on the margin of bare subsistence. After hungering for three days, I paid for milk and raw ramen in some small change left over, and then I mixed them and ate.

Also, at an office dinner hosted by JYP who was the CEO of my former agency (in those days I was active as a dancer), I repeatedly threw up all I had eaten at the restroom to keep enjoying the meat taste. When I told JYP the fact, he was in tears. I ate about 12 portions of roasted ribs that day. {With all the terrible things he’s seen and the hardships he has gone through, it is a miracle that JiHoon can even smile today. But somehow he can, and he does. He is a walking testament to the strength that lives in all of us, if we’d only realize it. ㅜ_ㅜ  S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : I can understand that.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7554’, “When I visited my cousin and ate the sausages like crazy, her three-year-old kid hit me in the face with his sausage as if he was quite angry. I was sorry, so I played with him for a long time.” (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kim Mi Jin’, “While in college, my friend and I were so hungry on that particular day, we hastily shared a bowl of Zhajiangmian in a Chinese restaurant. Then, left-over baked dumplings were seen on the next table. When I tried a bite of it, the owner told me, ‘It had hit the floor’. I told her with an outward appearance of calm, ‘That’s OK’. However, I was so shamed and I wished that the ground would swallow me.”



[Rain] : Listener ‘Hidemin’, “When I kept eating meats at a free-sample stand of a big supermarket, I got told off by the person in charge for {continuing to eat} them. When she sneered at and provoked me, I had grown increasingly upset.” (laughs)

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘#5533’, “While in college, my roommate and I used to fight about sharing food. When I ate more than him, he verbally abused me with insults, put-downs and vulgar language.”

[KCM] : Too pitiful! (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kang Bora’, “My friend and I ate up everything in sight in a family restaurant. I had really bad stomach upset the next day.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Park Ji Woon’, “When I was caught in the act of secretly eating chicken at the home of my parents-in-law, I was mistaken for a thief. My father-in-law ordered one more chicken for me at 3:00am. Although I’d had plenty, I pigged out. I’ve {been} nicknamed ‘Chicken Ghost since then.” (laughs)

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘#8090’, “I went home with haste to eat pizza, but unfortunately, I had left my keys at home. I kept ringing and ringing and nobody answered, so I ordered pizza by phone and ate it, sitting on the emergency stairs outside of the house.” (laughs)

[KCM] : I remember I had eaten up a whole chicken while driving when I was so hungry. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Lee Min Young’, “When I took away my classmate’s delicious side dishes, she burst right out crying, which landed me in trouble.”

[Rain] : I tend to abstain from foods suspected of being filthy, though pleasing to the palate.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#8362’, “As I was walking along the street when I was so hungry, I saw two big dogs eating their feed with relish. I wondered what they were eating, so I had a closer look at them.”

[KCM] : That’s one of those things. While catching the fish, I’m so hungry, especially at dawn. (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM, I’ll bring you a sack of dog food for your birthday. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Jin Eun Ju’, “We ordered a lot of food by phone at our club at school. When a visitor who suddenly appeared, ate most of the food, anger simmered inside us.”

When somebody probably takes away my food, I tend to order his or her share of food by phone. I don’t want to be interrupted while eating. (laughs)

[KCM] : I had an occasion to eat meat with my senior and his girlfriend. My senior and I tend to like eating undercooked meat, while she likes eating meat cooked to perfection. When he and I ate most of the food while not caring about her feelings, she had an argument with him and had gone home.

[Rain] : Both sides were ill-mannered. (laughs) You should have cared for each other a little bit more.



[KCM] :Listener ‘Kim Young Hwa’, “I’m a middle-aged spinster. By the good offices of my acquaintance, I met a nice man in a nice restaurant.  When I was caught in the act of pigging out while he did pay close attention for a while, I did not know where to look.” (laughs)

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Listener ‘Jung Da Mi’, “My elder brother received 4 fruit flavored candies packed in a box as a present from his girlfriend when he was a school child. I secretly stolen one of them and ate while he went to school. I ate some then and save some for the next day. But I found out later that those candies were made by synthetic resin. I felt like throwing up at that instant.” (laughs)

[Rain] : The winner is ‘Kim Young Hwa’.

[Rain] : Thank you for joining this segment, and have a nice weekend. ‘Lee Ji Hoon’, thank you for coming in today.

[KCM] : It will be great to see you again.

[Lee Ji Hoon] : Thank you for having me.

[Rain] : I think we’ve had a great time. Hope you always respect yourself, because you are worth it.

[KCM] : If you don’t believe yourself, nobody will. {Preach, playa! 🙂 – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : You are masters of your own destiny. {That’s what I’m sayin’. YES! I can see all of my novels published and on the shelves, and I can see the first of several Academy Awards in your hand, JiHoon. – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Small gifts will be provided for #9651, Missing Rain, Bulging Forehead Eyebrow, #1719, #7554, #1637, #2786, and ‘Kim Young Hwa’. Congratulations! Please leave your phone numbers and names in private in our homepage.

[Rain] : This has been ‘Jung Ji Hoon’.

[KCM] : This has been ‘Kang Chang Mo’. Thank you.


~ by Cloud USA on November 26, 2012.

6 Responses to “[Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (11/24)”

  1. Stephe, I’m with you on the published novels wish……..from your lips to God’s ears!


  2. Awe JiHoon you are very sweet and I admire you so much. People who have had such hardship in life tend to be better people, because they’ve known pain. Thank you JiHoon, I love you. Big hug and kiss.


    • I may have to disagree with you a little bit Lotus. Jail cells are full of some people who have known pain and hardship too……not arguing….just saying.

      But I get what you mean…For Sure lady! *SMILES*


  3. Woow!This is sooo great Stephe ^_^Thank you so much for this Eng.translation,i really miss Rain laughing & cracking & making so funny by KCM also they are great DJ partner…While i am listening for Rain voice i think his alergy was still active for this weather in Korea,but i hope he can take of that & dressed up a warm cloths or wearing jacket to avoid catched cold.Its been a long visiting here guys but i am hoping always that you have a great work everytime ^_^


    • Hi, Marites. I almost missed your comment! Rain and KCM are so good together, I really can’t imagine one doing the show without the other. You’re very welcome. ^__^

      Take care.

      Stephe ^@@^


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