[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (11/17)

— Cloud Cover by Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for another installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed!

Rain flew solo for this show. Lucky duck KCM was on leave. When an English translation becomes available, we’ll post it here. Thanks. 🙂

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

121117 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain DJ.

Rain & KCM’s Speeding Instinct military radio show (Friends FM 96.7) 11/17/2012

English Trans: 화니 @The Cloud Media Board

Additional tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}


[Rain]&[KMC] : Rain&KCM’s “The Desire To Speed”!

[Rain] : Currently two seasons—fall and winter—seem to exist happily side by side, but I think how you feel now will be the most important thing for you. Hope you prevent a cold by keeping your body warm and not overworking yourself.

[Rain] : Today KCM is away on leave. I felt uneasy when I was with him, but I feel at peace because he isn’t here. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Tsutsuni Mami’, “I’m listening to the show in the Shinkansen bullet train. I support you any time anywhere. Fighting! Please be careful not to catch a cold.”

I took the train four or five years ago because of my concert. I’d like to take it again.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Hiromi’, “Is it lonely hosting the show alone? I hate to wake up early in the morning in winter. Please wake me up.”

Please get out of bed!

[Rain] : Today I want everything to proceed in a calm manner. Recently we had the first snow of this winter. It seemed to arrive earlier than last year. I received a certificate after a military training course on November 17 last year. I am filled with emotions as I think about the past. {Happy boot camp graduation anniversary, Hoonie. One year ago, I remember us being so proud of you that we thought we were going to burst. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Particularly, foreign fans can send their stories and song request to the radio station by email : speedingradio@hanmail.net


-Quiz Pang Pang-

[Rain] : If you give a correct answer to my question or if you give a funny answer despite a wrong answer, you will get a present as a prize.

*Quiz 1.

(Rain reads the words to a song.)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song? And who sang this song? The answer is as simple as that. If you don’t get the right answer, I won’t leave the army. (laughs) Just kidding. (laughs)

The answer is Rain’s ‘Love Story’.

Today I feel gloomy and good, so I think I may be a patient suffering from manic-depressive. Ahahaha…

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7866’, “Rain’s ‘Broken Hearted Story’ ” (laughs)

Listener ‘#9651’, “Rain’s ‘Tatter Story’ ” (laughs)

Listener ‘Lee Bina’, “Rain’s ‘Love Stocker’ ” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3574’, “KCM’s ‘Love Story’.” {LOL! – S. ^@@^}

That’s out of question! It’s just {a joke}! (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3863’, “Rain’s ‘Discharge Story’ ” (Wow!)

After rewriting the lyrics to my song by using the ‘Discharge Story’, I’ll sing the song live during the day when it’s really hard for singers to sing because they tend to sleep late at night and wake up late in the morning. So please send us many stories.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Han Seung Hee’, “The answer is ‘Rain’s ‘Love Story’. I know this song is based on your personal experience.”

Yes, it is, but it is all water under the bridge. Now I come to think of it, there is nothing I can’t do. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9777’, “The answer is ‘Rain’s ‘Love Story’. This song is my favorite song.”

Actress ‘Ha Ji Won’ made an appearance in my music video ‘Love Story’. I’d like to say thanks to her.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0232’, “The answer is ‘Rain’s ‘Love Story’. Your reading the lyrics reminds me of Japanese movie ‘Love Story’.”

Thank you.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Hye Jin’, “The answer is ‘Rain’s ‘Love Story’. I remember I used to be moved to tears when you sang the song in a sweet voice.”

I think we are on the same wavelength. The winners are ‘Hye Jin’ and ‘#3863’.

*Quiz 2.

(A song is playing on the radio)

[Rain] : What is the name of the song? You can send us a correct answer through SMS #0967 (charged messaging service) The answer is ‘Busker Busker’s ‘The Night Sea Of Yeosu.’

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7752’, ” ‘Busker Busker’s ‘The Back Of The Sea Of Yeosu’.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0877’, “‘Busker Taxiker’s ‘Nightlife Of Yeosu’.” (laughs)

It’s my thing. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#4832’, “‘Busker Busker’s ‘Dolsan Lady Of Yeosu’.” (laughs)

Listener ‘Lee Bina’, “‘Busker Busker’s ‘The Coast of Busan’s Gwanganri’.”

Listener ‘Ha Ji Min’, “‘Busker Busker’s ‘Early Morning Sea of Yeosu’.”

Listener ‘#1876’, ” ‘Busker Busker’s ‘Lambada Of Yeosu’.” (laughs)

Listener ‘#0232’, ” ‘Busker Busker’s ‘The Floor of Yeosu’.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0809’. “‘Busker Busker’s ‘The Night Sea of Yeosu’. This song is my son’s favorite song.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7554’. “‘Busker Busker’s ‘The Night Sea Of Yeosu’. I remember I was looking out over the water when I took a trip to Yeosu with my father.”

The winners are #0877’s ‘Nightlife of Yeosu’ and ‘#7554’.

*Quiz 3.

(Singer ‘Kim Jong Kook’s song ‘Lovely’ is playing)

[Rain] : I want you to guess what the lyrics are. You can send us a correct answer through SMS #8910 (charged messaging service)

[Rain] : The answer is “Air.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5136’, “Scent.”

Listener ‘#0809’. “Fart.”

Listener ‘#8686‘, “Runny Nose.”

Listener ‘Honey Peanut #233’, “Smell.”

Listener ‘#5024’, “Muscle.”

Listener ‘#7244’, “Lips.”

Listener ‘Yu Ji Yon’, “Smell of Sweet.” (laughs)

Listener ‘Simple Bi’, “Rhinitis.”

Listener ‘#0959’, “Soju.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7555’, “The answer is ‘Air’ in English.” (laughs)

Listener ‘#9852’, ‘#6367’, ‘#1233’, etc. “The answer is ‘Air’.

The winners are ‘#9852’ & ‘Yu Ji Yon’.



[Rain] : Listener ‘Suo’, “Yesterday I saw a group of soldiers moving onto an open truck in the rain, which made me feel sorry for them. Fighting!”

It is natural that a soldier should always keep maintaining a military posture. Likewise, I’m also ready for duty again after the show.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Micaco’, “On winter mornings, it is usually fine though it is cold, so winter is my favorite season. Warming myself while drinking a cup of hot chocolate or cafeore makes me happy. Please try drinking some of warm drinks. It will help keep your voice in shape.”

Thank you. I’ve been enjoying coffee, tea, healthy drinks, etc. you guys have sent me. They are for 10 years’ worth of drink, and are kept in my home, so I can even soak my body in the bathtub filled with warm coffee. (laughs) I’m just kidding. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7542’, “Without realizing it, I’m eating cheese that has passed the expiration date.”

If your stomach is upset, you’ll go and see the doctor.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Hyeji’, “I’ve tried to psych myself up for a college entrance exam interview.”

Please give it your all until it’s over.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#4250’, “It has been two weeks since my son started undergoing basic military training at boot camp in Hawcheon.”

Suddenly I feel sorry to hear the news. (laughs) Please don’t worry so much. It is worthwhile to experience the military service. I’m sure he’ll do very well in society after his discharge.



[Rain] : Listener ‘#5114’, “I wonder if KCM is listing to this show. He may envy you, but I’m sure you can go on your own.”

I’ll eat my hat if he envied me. (laughs) Actually I envy him because he is away on vacation.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Hyoseong K’, “I am very tired because of my long-distance travel. I can imagine how hard it must be for you, Rain, who has managed both military service and performance. I want to give you strength.”

Thank you.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kaori R’, “Yesterday was my friend Azcameco’s birthday. She has been a big fan of Rain since a Marathon event last September, so she enjoys listening to the show. Please celebrate her birthday.”

Happy birthday! (in Japanese) I regret not having concentrated a bit more on foreign languages. {Ha, I wondered what the “speaking in Japanese” was about… Very good. 🙂 – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7566’, “I’m listening to the show through R2 outside. What kind of food would you like to have? I might have to eat your share.”

I want to try poisoned puffer dish in order to take to my bed for a few days. (laughs) {Oh my lord. You would, too. Gah! 😛 S. ^@@^}



[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener ‘A’, “I thought the word ‘Jogging’ came from the word ‘Dawn’ in Chinese, but I found out it’s always been an English letter itself, so I was humiliated.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘B’, “My boss bragged {on} himself talking about his goods he had bought in Milano. When my fellow employee, who is younger than me, asked me, ‘What’s the capital of Milano?’ I answered, ‘You don’t even know that? Milano is the capital of France.’ After that, my boss bought us a map of the world.” {LOL! Milano is the capital of France, how embarrassing! This is a winning  story. *chuckle* S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Please tell us a story {about} when you were humiliated when you {thought} were such a know-it-all {but} in fact you were so ignorant.

[Lee Jin Ho] : Somehow you look lonesome because KCM isn’t here.

[Rain] : Not at all! (laughs) I feel grumpy because he is away on leave. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : He may listen to this show.

[Rain] : It is widely rumored that this segment is very funny.

[Lee Jin Ho] : It usually takes about three weeks to be firmly established as one of the most popular segments. I’ll stop working here before falling in popularity. (laughs) Before my enlistment, I had a chance to travel to a foreign country with my fellow gagmen {comedians}. During the entrance procedure, I filled out the departure card – I posted ‘no’ and ‘kekeke’ in ‘Age’ and ‘Sex’ sections, respectively, because I wasn’t very good at English. (laughs) And they did it as I did it. (laughs) {ROFLMAO! S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : When I have any questions, I tend to ask a straightforward question.

[Rain] : Please send us stories {about} when you were humiliated when you {thought} were such a know-it-all {but} in fact you were so ignorant through SMS #0967 (paid-for messaging service) or its homepage or Twitter.

[Lee Jin Ho]: The winner will receive a gift certificate called Happy’.



[Lee Jin Ho]: Listener ‘Bulging Forehead Eye Brow’, “I once thought singer ‘Jo PD’ was mistaken for a producer.” (laughs)

I had the same experience before. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Seo Se Woon’, “I couldn’t think of the name {jalapeño} at a pizza place, so I said, ‘Please give me a Halygaly’. ” (laughs)

There’s no need to pretend to know.

[Lee Jin Ho]: Listener ‘Hee Dae Min’, “Although I couldn’t hear what the star was saying during a foreign concert, I pretended to know it by shouting ‘Yes!” alone. I found out she asked us to be silent.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Park Seong Hee’, “I’m an English teacher at a private institute. When the institute opened for the first time, I made a slip of the tongue in front of more than 30 parents of the pupils by having problems with the pronunciation of my “Jeol” and so very few pupils registered for my class.”

Mispronouncing words might happen to anyone, anywhere, and at any time.



[Lee Jin Ho]: Listener ‘Choi Yang Seop’, “My girlfriend likes Vietnamese rice wraps. When we ordered the food at a restaurant, a waitress brought us a bowl having water in it and I slammed the water because I felt thirsty. But I should have dunked vegetables in the water.” (laughs)

[Rain] : I think he is over-exaggerating just a little bit. (laughs) I know he’s lying. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Movie’, “Before I knew it, I ordered {cappuccino} coffee at a coffee shop, saying ‘with no pepper’. I should have said ‘with no cinnamon.” (laughs)

KCM often orders coffee, saying ‘Please give me sweet coffee (Dahlco)’, which embarrasses us. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho]: Listener ‘Baek Hye Jin’, “I confused pigeons’ babies with sparrows.” (laughs)

[Rain] : When I was very young, I thought chickens laid quails’ eggs. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho]: I thought military birds laid quails’ eggs. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Dolchekeko’, “My daughter who studies French and I took a trip to Paris. She knows French, but I think her French is not very good. When she and I were in a French restaurant, I enjoyed the food, closing my eyes to the fact that she ordered the food wrongly.”

Long time ago our team comprised of actor ‘Kim Su Ro’, singer ‘Lee Hyo Ri’, singer Hwangbo’, model and actress ‘Lee Ji Hyun’, and me, went to France to film SBS TV’s show program ‘Fort Boyard’. When I asked a waitress to give me water in a restaurant by rolling my ‘r’ in English, she seemed to pretend not to understand what I was saying. So I pronounced every single {letter} in a loud voice—give me some W-A-T-E-R! (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho]: There is a gagman who is older than me and who is so ignorant. When he took a trip to Malaysia, he asked a Malaysian passer-by, ‘Where is Shikdang? (Shikdang : 식당 in Korean / restaurant in English)” (laughs)

[Rain] : In foreign countries, my manager often asks foreigners the way to a restaurant in Korean language as if he speaks English. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho]: Listener, ‘Kim Eun Suk’, “I confused the word ‘cold’ with the word ‘gold’ {a lot}.”

[Rain] : That’s one of those things.

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Moonlight’, “When a movie commercial was seen before a movie starring ‘Steven Seagal’ was playing at a theater, my friend asked me, ‘The main character is named Chivas Regal? which made people laugh.” (laughs)



[Lee Jin Ho]: Listener, ‘Han Ji Young’, “When our team went out to dinner, I said good-bye to a foreigner sitting next to me, saying ‘You play good’. I should have said ‘Have a good time’.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Honey Peanut’, “My classmate {committed} an absurd mistake by presenting a book-report on Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, not Jonathan Livingston Seagull because she didn’t know the exact name of the book as the report was wrongly plagiarized.” (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho]: In my school days, I used to write a book report filled with the lyrics of songs. (laughs)

[Rain] : So did I. (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Kim Seung Yin’, “In my school days, I confused my classmate’s name tag ‘朴’ in Chinese she attached to her shirt, with ‘차’ in Korean.”

[Rain] : Listener, ‘#9651’, “When our family went to a Chinese restaurant, I confused Woorung tea with Jasmine tea.”

It is said drinking Jasmine tea helps melt down the fat inside the body.

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘#8962’, “I tried to press the screen of a new computer with my finger at a computer store as if I touched the screen of my Smart phone. I thought current and new computers would operate the same as Smart phones.”

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Ha Se Won’, “I’ve studied Korean language here only a short time. When I went hiking to Gangwon Province with my Korean friends, I shouted, ‘Powerful and resounding hills’ instead of ‘Thickly forested hills’, which made them laugh.” (laughs)

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Daori R’, “I drank espresso coffee which was too bitter for the first time in my life when I was a freshman, but I pretended to enjoy it.”

[Rain] : The coffee tastes refreshing when you eat fatty things.

[Rain] : Listener, ‘#9942’, “I confused singer ‘Spider’ with singer ‘Lexy’ in my school days.”

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘Kim Jung Hyun’, “My car wouldn’t start, but I found out I started it by putting it into Drive. Anyway, I was glad it had not gone all wrong.”

[Rain] : When I was an inexperienced driver, I turned off my engine, putting the car into neutral, and got out of the car. Then the car crashed into a telegraph pole. I should have put the car into park, so I had to get a new bumper.

[Rain] : Listener, ‘Eun Hye Heart’, “When my class teacher asked us, ‘Who was the first person to coin the term [eureka]?’, I put my hand up, saying, ‘Aristotle’, but I should have answered, ‘Archimedes’.” {ROFL! Good one. Aristotle was probably rolling in his grave. 🙂 — S. ^@@^}

It can also happen to us.

[Lee Jin Ho] : Listener, ‘#6641’, “My brother had a stomachache due to overeating yesterday, so I pretended to know much in front of him, saying, 過不猶及 instead of 過猶不及.” (laughs)

(* 過猶不及 : Too much is as bad as too little.)

[Rain] : I guess it’s time to say goodbye.

We’ve lost track of time, hosting the show. Thank you so much for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend the show.

[Lee Jin Ho] : My pleasure. Today’s winner is ‘Bulging Forehead Eye Brow’.

[Rain] : See you next week!

[Rain] : It is getting colder and colder. Let’s share warmth by helping the neighbors in need. Have you had a good time today?

See you tomorrow.

Small gifts will be provided for ‘#3863’, ‘Hye Jin’, ‘#0877’, ‘#7554’, ‘Yu Ji Hyun’, ‘#9852’, and ‘Bulging Forehead Eye Brow’. Please leave your phone numbers, names, and home addresses in private in our homepage.

This has been ‘Jung Ji Hoon’.


~ by Cloud USA on November 17, 2012.

One Response to “[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (11/17)”

  1. Well,this is not about me but someone that I know.This girl thought that cornish hens were baby chickens.lol.


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