[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (10/7)

Cloud cover by: Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for the next installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed! When an English translation becomes available, I’ll add it to this post. Thanks.

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

121007 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain & KCM DJ.

[ENG/TRANS] 121007 #Rain & KCM The Desire to Speed radio program. Translation follows the audio edited by Ratoka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiWp3f8Let0&feature=plcp

Source: #Rain & KCM/FM 96.7

English Translation: 화니 / Tweaked by: CloudUnite

Additional tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^}


[Rain]&[KMC] : Rain & KCM’s “The Desire To Speed”!

[Rain] : Everything related to ‘healing’ has been a major force these days. I think doing what you like is none other than ‘healing’. But why should KCM have to stand by me? (laughs)

[KCM] : Because you are my senior. (laughs)

[Rain] : Anyway, let us start now in the spirit of ‘healing’!

(While introducing some prizes (goods) for the winners)

[Rain] : Some of today’s entries will be presented with a book called ‘All About Dokdo’. I think it is worthwhile to read this book. I’ll read it.

[KCM] : Me too.

[Rain] & [KCM] : We want to receive those prizes, too. (laughs)

[Rain] : If there are any goods left, please give them to us. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Only One’, “I get sentimental in the fall, but I feel at ease as I listen to your radio show. Now I’m looking forward to it.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Because Of You’, “I think just getting a little attention can help heal wounds of both the mind and spirit.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘#9148’, “It’s very sunny today, which seems to really improve mood.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Movie Star Ahng’, “I’m listening to the radio at home after refusing to go to the mountain with my parents. I do not like to go to the mountain. I think ‘healing’ is occasionally doing the things I like.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Rain Effect R’, “I’m listening to the radio with complete concentration again today.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Won Young Ju’, “I’m on the seashore with my family. A bracing sea air feels me best.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘Kung Fu Panda’, “I wonder how you soldier fellows sleep in the barrack.”

[Rain] : KCM and I sleep with sergeant Jo Jung Yik between us.

[KCM] : Jo Jung Yik is separating us. (laughs)

[Rain] : By the way, I want to change my nickname ‘Captain’ to ‘Captain B’ or ‘Captain Korea’. (laughs)

[KCM] : If you insist on it, should I have a nickname called ‘Hulk CM’? (laughs)

[Rain] : Come to think of it, football player Park Ji Sung has a nickname called “Captain Park”, but I can just use it (Captain B) though. Please call me ‘Captain B’ in the future. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Sunny’, “Not long ago it was nice to see you, Rain, when you performed in Buyeo. I should have served hot coffee. And, KCM, congratulations on being promoted to corporal.”

I can’t vouch for it that I’ve recovered my perfect health. So I really wanted to sing 4~5 songs in Buyeo that day, but I couldn’t. I apologize for it. I’d like to be given massages by KCM, but..

[KCM] : I often massage Rain’s back.

[Rain] : What have you done for me lately? (laughs)

[KCM] : Please don’t talk to me that way. (laughs) I often massaged your back with my lips – Didn’t I console you by often telling you funny stories? (laughs)

[Rain] : That’s out of the question. (laughs) I just hope you’ll disappear from my life. (laughs) {What in the hell was that exchange? I’m feeling like a broken record here. You’re in the military, guys. Don’t ask, don’t tell! LMAO! 😛 – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘Rape Flowers K’, “It’s nice to see you ‘Avengers’ again.” (laughs)

How did we get such a nickname? {How did you get that nickname? Really? Don’t you pay attention during your own show? LOL! – S. ^@@^}

{By the way, dear fans, there was no way I could let the listener name “Rape Flowers K” go by without trying to figure out what the deal was. I was waaaay too alarmed by it. And I’m glad I did because, as it turns out, rape flowers are beautiful vivid yellow blossoms that grow in incredible abundance in Korea, China, and Japan. As I understand it, “rape” is Latin for “turnip”, and another name for this flower is canola blossom. The name has nothing to do with the violent act of a woman being forced into sex. Thank God. – S. ^@@^}



{Anyway, back to the translation! ^@@^}

[KCM] : We got our nickname because we kicked in the door and came in the barrack. (laughs)

[Rain] : I think it agrees with us. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Roger That’, “As autumn is the season when the sky is high and the horses get fat, I’m afraid I may eat too much.”


[Rain] : Listener ‘#5024’, “We’ve enjoyed a happy marriage since we got married after five years of dating.”

I think the couple has a life of ideal happiness.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Small Eyes’, “It’s very sunny and clear today, but I have to go to the office.”

[Rain] : I think she needs something to cheer her up. I’d like her to hear DEUX sing now.

[Rain] : Actually, KCM and I are supposed to come to a big event next week, so we won’t host this radio show that weekend. I hope you understand our position. {No problem. We certainly understand. Do what you gotta do, bawse. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Listener ‘Pole Vault’, “I look young for my age. They say I even look like I’m in middle school, so it’s too hard to get a job. I’m trying to look older.” (laughs)

Your baby face may work to your advantage with age. I also look young for my age. (laughs) I used to wear suits to look mature for my age in my old days. Likewise, you can look older than your age in your suit. Why don’t you try it?

[KCM] : How about dyeing your hair white? (laughs)

[Rain] : Please stop your nonsense! (laughs)

[KCM] : Sorry.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Steamed Rice’, “I overworked and got sick during the Chuseok holiday, so yesterday I stayed home from work. But my mother pays no attention to what state I am in and is just busy preparing for a trip abroad. Mom, please be interested in me!” (laughs)

[Rain] : Please understand your mom’s mind. (laughs) My father was so good to me that I can never repay the debt I owe him. (laughs)

[Rain] : ‘Pink Robber Shoes’, “A door-to-door salesperson talked me into buying a watch at a rip-off price, so I felt out of sorts all day.”

You’re too ingenuous!

[KCM] : Please be strong and just forget about it.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Manicure’, “I met up with a close friend that I hadn’t seen for a long while and got a lot off my chest. I try hard to make our friendship last forever.”

[Rain] : I view a friend as a necessary part of life.

[KCM] : Friendship runs marathons.

[Rain] : Actually, I’m feeding a certain person.

[KCM] : Please tell me who he is.

[Rain] : It is my friend called Kwang Min. He is my dear friend. There is another one. He is Muyeol. They’ve been my best friends since we were younger, and our friendship will last forever. I’ve heard Muyeol will soon be enlisted again. I think this is unjust. His family used to live a hard life moving from one rented room to another when he was younger. It comes to me that he may be transferred here if he is enlisted. I hope he’ll perform his duty during his military service. I think friends are people who share with me the battle of life, so they are very dear to me.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Starry Candy’, “I was also done in by a foxy salesman.”

[Rain] : I was conned into buying a useless wiretap when I was a child. That day, I asked my father to buy it for me many times and took money from him, but he had words with my mom because of me. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Hi, Mom’, “I was so sad to see my parents’ faces wrinkle with age. I’ll be much nicer to them than I am now.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Sweet Time’, “I was studying in the library, but my seat was seized by a man while I went to the restroom. I was at a total loss for words when he turned on me even though he was in the wrong, but I left the table not to scuffle. I cannot understand his shameless attitude.”

He acts just like KCM. (laughs)

[KCM] : You know I would never do such a thing. (laughs)

[Rain] : Maybe so. (laughs) It’s a joke. (laughs)


[Rain] : Listener ‘Nemo’, “I usually spend at least three days a week on the road. Just driving to work has worn me out. What about you?”

[KCM] : So do we. (laughs)

[Rain] : That’s also the case with us. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#1020’, “I’m about to be enlisted in a training camp in the Nonsan region tomorrow. I’ll do my best to fulfill military duty over the next two years, and I hope you two’s deed will serve as a shining example for others.”

I can imagine how you would feel.

[Rain] : I let out a sigh unconsciously. (laughs) I’m sorry.

[KCM] : Please don’t worry too much. Time flies when you are meeting the challenges put to you.

[Rain] : Nothing is impossible to a determined mind. I’m sorry, but I’ll leave the army a year before you do. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘Only One’, “Every task I do causes problems. I am a disgrace. I need to go for a ride on our bikes for a change in a long time.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Newt Rain’, “My mom worries because she’s losing her hair. Seeing her hair coming off breaks my heart.”

[KCM] : My mother is getting more gray hair these days.

[Rain] : It is a course of nature that no one can defy, but, they can make up for their weaknesses by dyeing the gray hair or by wearing a hairpiece.

My father is a fine old gentleman with grey hair, and I kind of like his style. I think he’s a sharp dresser. If I had eyelids like my parents, I could change my destiny, and for my living I would depend upon my face, not my body. (laughs) {So sayeth the man whose face on hundreds of magazine covers has changed the meaning of “beauty.”You’re so silly. 🙂  – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Listener ‘You Marie’, “With the examination being near at hand, I seem to be coming down with a cold. Please be careful with your health.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Humi’, “It’s turned cold, hasn’t it? Please be careful not to catch a cold.”

[KCM] : Please mind that you do not catch a cold!

[Rain] : Listener ‘Y’, “Yesterday was my birthday. Please say ‘happy birthday’ to me.”

Happy birthday!

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5114’, “Tomorrow is my daughter’s birthday. Happy birthday!”

Happy birthday!

[KCM] : Listener ‘Because Of You’, “I’ve had my hair dyed for a change, but look what I did to my hair. It looks awful! I think I have to go to a beauty salon again.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9852’, “My husband gets huffy often. What about you?”

I don’t do that. I tend to tell the person directly if I do anything wrong. KCM also doesn’t get huffy, but he tends to be angry in front of everyone. (laughs) When I stepped on his foot out of unawareness in a marathon last time, KCM blew his cool at me, having his claws out. Then, I tried to throw off my jacket and scuffles almost broke out between him and me, but I managed to restrain my anger because I am his senior. (laughs)

[KCM] : I have never done such a thing. (laughs)

[Rain] : However, he is always willing to help a person out and is considerate of others, and this is characteristic of him. Actually, his personality was hard to understand first, but now I can understand him. Mentally he’s still in his teens (laughs), but his mind is pure as the driven snow. (laughs)

[KCM] : Listener ‘#5535′, “I often sleep with my arms lifted above my head, so my armpits have been itchy from mosquito bites.” (laughs)

[Rain] : I slept with my arm lifted above my head to snatch a couple of hours’ sleep in the waiting room the day before my concert at Japan’s Tokyo Dome. When I woke up, my armpit had puffed up because of insect bites.

[KCM] : Didn’t you have an itch on your armpit from a flea bite? (laughs) {Score 1 for KCM! LOL – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Please stop talking that nonsense! You’re quite cheeky for a soldier who is very ugly. (laughs) The next day I kept scratching at the insect bite on my armpit even while performing. During the intermission, I applied an ointment to the insect bites that contained a mild analgesic to soothe stings and bites. It’s hard to believe I got bit by an insect even though I wash myself clean normally.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#0232’, “I fell into a deep sleep, lying on the bed with a mask pack on my face. But I felt as if my skin was ripping apart when I woke up the next day.”

[KCM] : According to corporal Yim Ju Wan, a mask pack should be removed within a strict time limit to protect your skin.

[Rain] : He has plenty of common sense.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#5114’, “I’ve heard from an old friend living in the USA. She has been my close friend these past thirty years.”

[Rain] : I also have an old friend who has been my close friend these past twenty years.

[KCM] : Listener ‘Blue Music’, “My younger sister has taken part in a music contest. I hope to see good results.”


[Rain] : Listener ‘Honey Peanut’, “My mother grows sweet potatoes in the field, but they have nasty tastes.”

Cook potatoes until tender and mash with potato masher, and then add sugar, a heaping spoonful, to make them sweet.

[KCM] : But there is another way. Bring potatoes and saccharin to a boil in a saucepan. {Gross. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : The whole world knows it.

[KCM] : I’m sorry.

[Rain] : But, they say saccharin is bad for health.


-“Twist” segment (Digging a little into his or her past and seeing what you find.)-

[Rain] : Nice to meet you, Jung Jun Yil.

[Jung Jun Yil] : Nice to meet you.

[KCM] : How was your holiday?

[Jung Jun Yil] : I had a good rest, eating much.

[KCM] : I think Jung Jun Yil has put on weight since he was transferred here. (laughs) When he was transferred to this unit first, he was dark skinned and a lanky man. (laughs)

[Rain] : I think he springs to mind more compared to the past, and he is capable of a lot more. (laughs) Are you still searching your own name on the Internet these days, Jung Jun Yil? (laughs)

[Jung Jun Yil] : I’m doing it now and then. (laughs)

[Rain] : But, please don’t try to find flirty flashes! (laughs) {NOT touching that one. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Well, who is the star of the day?

[Jung Jun Yil] : It’s H.O.T. who was the idol of teenage youngsters. {*screeeeeeam* I love you, Kangta! *scream* – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : H.O.T. and ‘Sechs Kies’ were long-time rivals of one another.

[Jung Jun Yil] : H.O.T. is the acronym for ‘High-five Of Teenagers’. But, H.O.T. was even called ‘hot odeng & tteokbokki’. (laughs)

[Rain] : Thinking about tteokbokki makes my mouth water. (laughs)

[KCM] : I’m wondering if our PD would like to foot the bill today. (laughs)

[Rain] : What a tactless remark! Please don’t behave tactlessly! (laughs) I’ve heard KCM has derived some profit from his personal business. (laughs)

[KCM] : Everyone knows that Rain is making a lot more money than me. (laughs)

[Rain] : All I have is passion. (laughs) Jung Jun Yil, go on please. (laughs) {LOL! – S. ^@@^}

[Jung Jun Yil] : H.O.T. debuted in the musical world in 1996, and they gathered a crowd wherever they went.

[Rain] : After H.O.T. was dissolved, they were completely forgotten, which makes me sad. It seemed like their popularity would never end. Popularity may be likened to a bubble. I wish to be remembered forever, but that would be a virtual impossibility.

[Jung Jun Yil] : H.O.T. was comprised of 5 members, ‘Kangta’ (main vocal), ‘Moon Hee Jun’ (vocal, leader), ‘Jang Woo Hyuk’ (rap), Tonny Ahn (vocal, rap), and ‘Lee Jae Won’ (rap).

[KCM] : They were hugely popular singers at that time.

[Rain] : I think they laid the foundation of current K-pop music.

[Jung Jun Yil] : They left many hit songs. I never get tired of listening to their songs.

[KCM] : Come Back Home!

[Rain] : Come Back Home is not their song. (laughs) {LOL! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Oh! I’m sorry, you’re right, my mistake. (laughs)

[Rain] : You did that deliberately, didn’t you? (laughs)

[KCM] : Never! (laughs)

[Rain] : In my rookie days, there was a conflict of opinions between fans of Eun Ji Won from pop group ‘Sechs Kies’ and my fans over a matter of cheering materials. In the end, my 20 fans triumphed over hundreds of his fans, and it was decided that my fans would use silver materials for me. (laughs) I am filled with emotions as I think about the past. {Wow, Clouds got it in even in the early days! Well, thanks for clearing that up, JiHoon. Y’all heard it. The color is silver, as we thought, and it came straight from the horse’s mouth, according to화니. Okay? No more Cloud disputes about that, thank you. – S. ^@@^}

[Jung Jun Yil] : H.O.T had even generated a lot of buzz. They sold millions of albums in the full career.

[Rain] : But a day like today, it’s just impossible.

[Jung Jun Yil] : Unfortunately, some of their songs were prohibited on the airwaves.

[Rain] : When I debuted as a member of a boy band called ‘Fan Club’ in 1998 while H.O.T was active mostly, the Korean music industry used to be strictly regulated.

[Jung Jun Yil] : Also, H.O.T. was a trend-setter. And they had turned songwriters with several original compositions in their albums, and they gave a mega concert in Korea in 1999. The group suddenly broke up on 14 May 2001 after years of differences and unhappiness. When they broke up, I cried. (laughs)

[Rain] : When pop group G.O.D. broke up, I was so sad. G.O.D. had a huge fan base. I was {speechless just belonging} to the same agency as G.O.D.

[Jung Jun Yil] : G.O.D. was a national favorite.

Anyway, a lot of teenagers were influenced by H.O.T. in many ways, both negatively and positively, and they were great singers who changed the course of Korean pop music.

[Rain] : I like Jung Jun Yil because he has the same family name ‘Jung’ as me. (laughs) All but the one, ‘Kang’, are my favorite family names. KCM (Kang Chang Mo) is seen as angry. (laughs) Please don’t be offended, I {was only playing}. (laughs)

[Jung Jun Yil] : Now each of H.O.T is busy doing TV shows and acting in dramas. In particular, it is said Jang Woo Hyuk is very popular in China. Whenever he arrives in the country, the airport is paralyzed by his fans.

[Rain] : I’ve been there and done it. I’m just kidding. (laughs) {That’s the truth, though, Hoonie! – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Actually, Moon Hee Jun was a good dancer before his debut. I did not know him personally, but I was familiar with his reputation at that time.

[Jung Jun Yil] : I hope H.O.T. can get back together again. {I know for a fact Kangta’s still got it. Terri and I were at SM Town at Madison Square Garden last October, and his performance was HOT. No pun intended. He got down. Wow. – S. ^@@^}

[Rain ] : Jung Jun Yil, thank you very much for coming here.

[Jung Jun Yil] : Thank you.

[KCM] : See you next week!

[Rain] : Listener ‘#9852’, “October 4th was our 4th wedding anniversary. We wanted to be celebrated.”

[KCM] : Congrats on your 4th wedding anniversary!

[Rain] : Life is 40% peace and contentment, 40% anxiety and stress, and 20% how you do it. Remember that you can determine how your life will turn out, based on your way of thinking. So anxiety and stress do not end until you die. {*weeping because it’s true* – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : It is a very apt remark.

[KCM] : Listener ‘If It Rains’, “When my grandmother lost her wallet on the bus today, a young man was alleged to be kind enough to lend her some money. She dropped off and could not even show her appreciation properly.”

I think he’s quite nice.

[Rain] : I’m afraid our time is up. The temperature is fluctuating a lot recently, so be careful not to catch a cold. Please warm up yourselves, and take good care of yourselves.

[KCM] : Small gifts will be provided for ‘Steamed Rice’, ‘Pink Robber Shoes’, and ‘Hi, Mom’. Congratulations! And, a book will be given to ‘Only One’ as a present.

[Rain] : We’ll see you the week after next because we are supposed to {be away at}an event next week. Pfc Jung Yun Yil will sub for us next week. Please don’t be too disappointed about that. This has been Rain.

[KCM] ; This has been KCM.

[Rain]&[KCM] : Thank you!

~ by Cloud USA on October 7, 2012.

5 Responses to “[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (10/7)”

  1. [Rain] : Some of today’s entries will be presented with a book called ‘All About Dokdo’. I think it is worthwhile to read this book. I’ll read it. – This one sounds like – “It’s time for HyeKyo”…heheheh… Sorry guys i can ‘t just help it… Bi and Song they really good together. Song just broke up with Hyun Bin over a year ago. 😉


    • Hi, BiKyo fan! 🙂 Don’t apologize — there’s something about Rain we all “can’t help”, LOL. And I’ve always thought of HyeKyo as a beautiful, respected actress.

      Without Rain and HyeKyo in Full House, Full House is NOT Full House. Just my opinion! Take care,

      Stephe ^@@^


  2. Sorry its not Song,hye….She has a BF 😦 .. Its his best friend.. (hes talking about childhood friends) ..I think his name is Baeku not sure if Im spelling it correctly.


  3. [Rain] : I also have an old friend who has been my close friend these past twenty years. – I hope it’s Song Hye Kyo… I wish to see them together again. They really look good together. Looking forward to see you out from the army Bi.


  4. THANKS!!!


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