[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (9/16)

Cloud cover by: Stephe, Managing Editor ^@@^

It’s time for the next installment of Rain and KCM’s need for speed! Because of his appearance yesterday (Saturday) at the 9th Korea Defense Daily Comrade Marathon event, he was unable to host that day’s Speeding Instinct. But Sunday is a new day, and he was back on the mic with KCM! (With some sniffles and sneezing too. I did offer him some Kleenex, lemon tea, and Vicks Vapo-Rub on Twitter during the show.) 🙂

When an English translation becomes available, I’ll add it to this post. Thanks. ^@@^

(Source credit: 96.7 Friends FM / DEMA / courtesy of ratoka @YT)

 120916 Friends FM 비 KCM의 질주본능 The Desire To Speed_Rain & KCM DJ.

비.KCM 질주본능 on Friends FM 96.7 (9/16/2012)

English translation: 화니

Tweaks and asides: {Stephe ^@@^} & (Terri :-})


[Rain]& [KCM] : The Desire To Speed!

[Rain] :We hope you’ll lose all track of time while you’re having so much fun during the show again today!

[KCM] : Let’s have a good time together!

[Rain] : KCM, is your mother listening to this show today? (laughs)

[KCM] : Of course she is. (laughs)

[Rain] : I think I should mind my language. (laughs)  (LOL.  Good luck with that.  :-})

[KCM] : Listener ‘Movie Star Rain’, “Fall has already approached. I hope I can get a boyfriend.”

Fall is a fine opportunity to start over. If there is a woman who wants to desert her boyfriend and go to date with another man, please come to me. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Jin Eun Jung’, “I’ve completed the PPT, but there are many errors in it and I have to correct myself.”

[KCM] : Listener ‘#5024’, “I think it’s good for my health to do simple labor sometimes.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Newt Rain’, “I’ll go to a water park with my friends next week.”

[KCM] : I would love to go, too.

[Rain] : KCM, you can soak your body in the bathtub filled with water instead of going there. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#2625′, “I’ve been getting wrong number phone calls frequently, and the woman has a very funny name, “Maengsuk’, which makes me just break up.” (laughs)

[KCM] : My mother’s name “Maengsoon” is similar to {hers}. For some reason, I feel close to her. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Because Of You’, “The temperature is fluctuating a lot recently, so be careful not to catch a cold.”

I was treated by the doctor for allergic rhinitis recently. It has turned out that I am allergic to milk and dust mites. Dust mites are far worse than milk.

[KCM]: I think it’s no use cleaning the studio. People who have allergic rhinitis should steadily see the doctor.

[Rain] : Listener ‘#6124’, “The examination is near at hand. Please cheer me up.”

Way to go!

[KCM]: Listener ‘#5535’, “My father bought me loaves of delicious red-bean bread. He brought them back from his trip to Gunsan city. I shouldn’t have eaten so much.”

[Rain] : I know the bakery in the city serves the most delicious red-bean bread in the area.”

[KCM] : If I get a chance, I’d really like to eat that bread.

[KCM]: Listener ‘#0232’, “As my hand slipped, I spilled the coffee on my sneakers, but I don’t feel like doing anything. Please scold me for procrastinating.” (laughs)

[Rain] : Bring a whip. (laughs) {LOL! – S. ^@@^}  (O_o  :-})

[KCM]: Listener ‘#9454’, “The year’s almost gone but for a few days, and I haven’t accomplished any of my new year’s resolutions.”

[Rain] : In my case, it’s getting close to being able to leave the army. (laughs) {*happy dance* Hey, isn’t Park HyoShin being discharged in a few days? – S. ^@@^}

[KCM]: The same is true of my case. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Roger That’, “It made me feel good to exercise every morning.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘Terri Woo’, “I’ll tune in to the show again today.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘Small Eyes R’, “I excitingly watched the Marathon and your performances yesterday.”

Corporal ‘Lee Jin Ho’ won his first marathon. Corporal ‘Kim Jae Wook’ and ‘Yim Joo Howan’ are also good in running.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Yu In Na’, “When my friend talks to me during a swimming lesson, I say something, this can become an interruption. But, I just keep my mouth shut in front of her for fear that she’ll be upset.” {Some friend, huh? – S. ^@@^}

KCM tends to rarely pay any attention in conversation, so his questions to verify matters interrupt the conversation. KCM always asks {me the question}, “What did they say?” (laughs)  (I feel ya, KCM.  I’m a rather terrible listener myself.  And no comments are necessary from you, Stephe, okay?  LOL.  :-})


[Rain] : Listener ‘Legolas’, “Not long ago I {posed} for my 8 ID pictures in a photo studio, but I lost some of them on my way home. Someone found them and called me directly on my cellphone. It turned out she was my former classmate. Since then, we’ve continued to meet each other. We must have a karmic connection from a previous existence.”

[KCM]: I’ve never found any photo on the street.

[Rain] : On the street I’ve found many advertising pamphlets showing women in bikinis. (laughs) {I swear, the stuff that comes out of your mouth… LOL! – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : Me too. (laughs)

[KCM]: Listener ‘Girl Like Sprout’, “Unfortunately my car broke down on the way to the mountain, and a truck towed it to the garage. My friend and I wanted to go mountaineering but we had car trouble so we had to take a bus to go back home. We wasted a whole day that way.”

[Rain] : You should insure your car before you have an accident, and ask your auto insurer for help when you have car trouble. They can handle anything that comes up. More important, however, is that you need to have the car serviced regularly.

[KCM]: I hope she’ll learn a lesson from her failure and never repeat the same mistake.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Bear Stand’, “When I visited a cellphone service center to receive repair service, they asked me to establish my identity by showing my ID card, but just as I was leaving home, it occurred to me that I had forgotten my ID card. No matter how hard I tried, she refused to budge. I had no choice but to go back home to pick it up.”

Of course you were upset – just put yourself in her place, then you’ll understand her position. The service staff must adhere to the rules of verifying customers’ identities or be punished.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Candy Soda’, “I’ve interviewed, but I think I’m unlikely to get the job. However I’m still hopeful that it might work out.”

[Rain] : I don’t doubt you’ll pass. Fighting!

[Rain] : Listener ‘Howang who is fresh out of the army’. “When I saw the punks in the streets picking on little children, I screamed at the top of my lungs to quit the violence, but they looked threateningly as if they would have thrashed me without quarter. Finally I was beaten by them, but they heard the police car coming and decided to clear off. I had sustained only a minor injury thanks to the police. I can’t stay quiet when I see anything unjust.”

I am waiting for the right moment to let at least two gangsters (harassing people who are weaker than them) have it big time. (laughs)

In my trainee years at that time my family was having a financial difficulty, I saw a woman being beaten by her husband in an alley. I wrestled the man to the ground, but she turned on me even though he was in the wrong, and she tried to report me to the police (laughs), so I was very disappointed. {What a shame! But I completely believe it. That’s what brainwashing can do… S. ^@@^}

And then, the couple was walking hand in hand as if to attract other’s attention. (laughs) Such cases must be notified to the police.  (Seriously, everybody.  Calling the police is the best tactic. Situations like that can be extremely dangerous.  :-{)

You may as well call us {at} #097 and request the appropriate emergency service when {you’re faced with a} crisis. (laughs)

[KCM]: Listener ‘#3495’, “My cousin has been visited by a severe illness. She might undergo a big surgical operation.”

Cheer up please!

[Rain] : Listener ‘#7554’, “I dropped across an old friend {on} the bus on a rainy day. I think it is not a mere coincidence that I met him there.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘#6053’, “I’ll work hard, listening to the show again today.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘#6053’, “I’ve watched by my younger sister’s bedside since she underwent a big surgical operation.”

I hope she will get well soon.

[KCM]: Listener ‘Rock K’, “Sometimes I go for walks in the mountains to release my stress.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘RN’, “My students will take part in an English speech contest tomorrow. I hope to see good results.”

[KCM]: Listener ‘Hide’, “I can’t decide whether to wear bangs or not.”

[Rain] : I like wearing bangs. {We’ve noticed that, and we know why. Heh. If it wasn’t for R2B filming and the military, you’d STILL be wearing them, I reckon. 😉 – S. ^@@^}

[KCM]: I like trying it both ways. {Ehhhh, was that a double entendre, playa? – S. ^@@^}

[Rain] : Me too. (laughs) {Obviously it was, or you wouldn’t be laughing! Hahaha! Bad boys. – S. ^@@^}  (LOL.  :-})

[Rain] : Listener ‘Rang Rang’, “Exactly 9 years days have gone by since my boyfriend and I had our first date.”

Congratulations!  It’s time to bring down the curtain on your relationship. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3721’, “I was supposed to leave for a business trip to China this morning, but I missed my plane because I overslept again.” (laughs)

Trust is the most important thing in relationships. Anyway, I hope you get the job done.  (LOL.  Okay, Rain.  The listener simply said he/she overslept.  He/she didn’t say WHY he/she overslept.  I don’t know.  Maybe Rain was still stuck on the last listener.  Either that, or somebody somewhere has had some experience with oversleeping and missing flights due to trust issues.  I’m just sayin.  :-})

[KCM]: Listener ‘Honey’, “I think too much exercise has weakened my body.”

[Rain] : Listener ‘#3151’, “I met my first love in a hospital in 11 years. He is my doctor.”

If he isn’t married yet, you can ask out him on a date.  (You sure are full of dating advice these days, aren’t you, Rain?  LOL.)

[KCM]: Listener ‘Romantist’, “I declared my love for him, but he rejected me.”

[Rain] : How can he treat her like this! He thinks he is so good.

[KCM] : He may have a “pretty boy” image. (laughs)

[Rain] : Even though you may feel there is something lacking in my look, those men looking like me are being recognized as real handsome men in the 21st century. (laughs) {It’s true. You have changed the definition of what beauty is, my dear. You really have. – S. ^@@^}

[KCM] : What do you think of me? (laughs)

[Rain] : I feel there are many things that need to be done in your look. (laughs) KCM’s mother! KCM is very handsome no matter what they say. (laughs)

[KCM] : Mother, I love you. (laughs)

[Rain] : Mother, I love you. (laughs)   (LOL.  Good try.  Not working, but good try anyway.  :-})

[KCM] : Listener ‘#1351’, “I don’t think my dog likes me.”

The older a dog grows, the weaker his or her memory becomes.

[KCM] : Babies only look at good-looking people for more than 10 seconds.

[Rain] : Babies always look at me for more than 10 seconds. (laughs)

{Except for the one you held during the eclipse of 2010. She lasted no more than FOUR. LOL! Sorry, you made me bring that up, Boo! kekeke 😛 – S. ^@@^

Revisiting Christmas 2010: Rain suddenly showed up in the streets near Hongik University for an Entertainment Weekly Star Date, and everyone almost died on the spot. They could not believe it. (Video Credit: KBS World / kbsworld @YT)

Baby girl was like, “Dude, you’re a stranger!” ㅎㅎㅎ 😀 }


[KCM]: Listener ‘Starting Overanalyzing’, “I have been married one year. I hope my husband and I will live happily ever.”

[Rain] : After my discharge, I plan to take pictures of my family every day to mark the precious phase in their lives and to cherish the moment as a beautiful memory.

[KCM]: That’s a good idea. I’ll have to try that.

[Rain] : Listener ‘Small Eyes R’, “It’s suddenly turned cold after it rained. I am having a hard time deciding what to wear.”

The temperature shall drop sharply after this typhoon.

Seems like only yesterday that I was enlisted, and I can’t believe it’s been one year already. As it says, ‘the beginning is half of the whole”, time seems to fly when I’m pouring myself into the work. Absorbed by my work, I was able to ignore my vague fears for the future. If you guys must join the army, please try not to be late.  (Yes, there are only 10 months left now.  I actually can’t believe it has been a year already either.  Let’s all hope the months will continue to move by fast–but not TOO fast.  We all should cherish our every minute here on earth as much as we possibly can…no matter where we are and no matter what we are doing in our lives around the world.  :-})


-A new PR soldier introduces himself-

[Rain] : We welcome to the show, first-time visit for new PP soldier “Lee Joon Hyuk”. Nice to meet you.

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : Nice to meet you.

[Rain] : When were you enlisted?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : I was enlisted on 19 June 2012, and I am a private. I was serving as a member belonging to the military band in the 51st Division located in Suwon region before I came here.

[Rain] : When you first came here, how did you feel?

[Lee Joon Hyuk]: At first, I was overwhelmed by Rain’s spirit and could not even say a word, the mere sight of him scared me, and he looked like our leader. (laughs) So, we new soldiers have labeled Rain and KCM the Avengers – “Captain America” and “Hulk Exposed To Gamma Ray”, each. (laughs) Now I’m so nervous. (laughs) {ROFLMAO! Ow, my stomach! I have heard it all now. LOL! – S. ^@@^} 

{LOVE the image of Rain wearing Old Glory. Yes, I do. 🙂 – S. ^@@^}  (*tickled pink* :-})

[Rain] : What do you think of KCM?

[Lee Joon Hyuk]: (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM is a man who is very considerate of others and is in reputation as a health trainer. (laughs)

[Rain] : Who do you think is the friendliest PR solder to you?

[Lee Joon Hyuk]: I think it is corporal “Kim Jae Wook” because we’ve worked in the same field.

[Rain] : When “Lee Joon Hyuk” came here, PFC “Jung Joon Yil” was {happier} than anyone else. (laughs)

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : I know him personally, but I think he doesn’t have a strong presence here. (laughs)

[KCM] : “Jung Joon Yil” has no time to see us often as he is so busy. You should understand that.

[Rain] : When you cut your hair short before your enlistment, how did you feel?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : I wasn’t thinking about anything, but indeed there was nothing so hard {as the loneliness of} having no one to talk to when I was first deployed in an unit where I’ll serve until I leave the army. Staying here {when he says “here”, he’s talking about DEMA}, my thoughts have been organized, which makes me feel better.

[KCM] : So I’ve found you look pretty good today. (laughs)

[Rain] : Well, I’m supposed to write a ballad song for KCM for his new album after our discharge. I’m sure his album will be a big hit once it is released. (laughs)

[KCM] : I’m really looking forward to it.

[Rain] :But, I don’t want to share the royalties on my song. (laughs)

[KCM] : Do as you please. (laughs)

[Rain] : Just kidding. (laughs)

[Rain] : I enjoyed drama “The Man To Reach The Equator” starring “Lee Joon Hyuk”. I was very impressed by the excitement and enthusiasm he had for his work. Also, private soldier ‘Choi Jae Howan’ works hard to achieve his goal which is to go to America. Let me check whether he studies English hard or not.

“Lee Joon Hyuk” came in second in the 9th Comrade-in-Arms Marathon yesterday. I think he is {better} in running than I thought. (laughs)

[KCM] : If fans want to write a consolatory letter to “Lee Joon Hyuk”, please write to him at the following address :

[Private “Lee Joon Hyuk”

54-99, Duteopbawi-ro, Defense Media Agency.

Youngsan-gu, Seoul, South Korea]

[Rain] : I think what “Lee Joon Hyuk” needs right now is something to eat, and toiletries. (laughs) What kind of food do you like?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : Nachos.  (Well, THAT was unexpected.  LOL.  :-})

[KCM] : Nachos! (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM, please don’t get too carried away! (laughs)

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : But I do have a question. KCM, what does the way of the ‘Ssamahome’ mean? (laughs)

[Rain] : This word is a jargon used by KCM and has been created by him. (laughs) Whenever he stretches himself with a yawn, he always says such a thing. (laughs)

[KCM] : The word has been created based on the ideas of how babies speak nonsense. (laughs)

[Rain] : When “Lee Joon Hyuk” performed my song “Love Song” at our talent show yesterday, he had a very serious look on his face when he sang, so we had no choice but to exchange grave looks even though laughter bubbled up inside us. (laughs)

[Rain] : What are your most memorable works?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : Drama “The Man To Reach The Equator” rings in my heart.

[Rain] : I think you played the exceptionally difficult part with surprising depth and great emotion in the drama.

[KCM] :”Lee Joon Hyuk” {once} made an appearance in my music video. We’ve worked hard and went through a lot.

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : I should have gotten along with you, KCM. (laughs)

[Rain] : “Lee Joon Hyuk” did wonders in his role in the drama. How do you think you played the role of a bad guy in the drama without a flaw?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : In order to act realistically, I needed to understand the character’s mentality.

[Rain] : When you had to join the army at that time when you were rising to fame as an actor, how did you feel?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : After the drama, I received many offers to star in films and dramas but decided to join the army. That’s why I can look after my soul.

[Rain] : I also had to stop making television appearances even though I only had a bit more to go till I reached my goal in USA. But, I’ve never once regretted my decision. As a soldier, it’s more fulfilling, I think. When I push all distracting thoughts out of my mind and devote my whole energy to my work, time seems to pass quickly. I’ll invite you to my home after discharge. What kind of food do you like except Nachos?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : Pepperoni Pizza I like very much.

[Rain] : I don’t know how to cook it (laughs), but I’ll make you a nice dinner at my place then.

[Rain] : What kind of movies do you like?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : I’m really crazy about all kinds of films, but “Love Me If You Dare”, “Let 美人”, and “Melancholia” are the most memorable.

[KCM] : I’m really crazy about action films such as The Avengers, etc. (laughs)

[Rain] : I hear you’ve solidified the friendship with actor “Cha Seung Won”.

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : “Cha Seung Won” used to help me improve my acting skills a lot.

[Rain] ; “Cha Seung Won” and I used to work out at the same health club. I know he still exercises every morning to keep himself in good shape. I think he is very impressive. He used to be extremely pleased to see me.

[KCM] : But, I think he wasn’t exactly pleased to see me even though I knew him personally. (laughs)

[Rain] : KCM, because you aren’t an old acquaintance of his.

[Rain] : “Lee Joon Hyuk”, when will you leave the army? (laughs)

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : I’ll leave the army on 18 March 2014.

[Rain] : Time will fly and you will leave the army soon. (laughs)

[KCM]: Listener ‘ㅎㄹㅁ’, ” ‘Lee Joon Hyuk’, did you keep your promise to visit “Jo Jung Yik” when “Jo” was enlisted?”

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : I was too busy to keep my promise. (laughs)

[Rain] : Listener ‘Kim Yu Young’, “Whom did you want to see more than anyone else when you were enlisted?”

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : It was Corporal “Kim Jae Wook” because there’s a lot I can learn from him in terms of style.

[Rain] : “Kim Jae Wook” may be briefly characterized as a man of hobbies. Actually, all the PR soldiers are handsome without a peer except one. (laughs)  

[KCM]: Rain, why are you staring at me like that? (laughs)

[Rain] : I’m just looking at you. (laughs)  (Yeah.  SURE you were.  LOL.  :-})

[Rain] : Do you have any last words for your fans?

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : I’ll do my best to fulfill my military duties until my discharge.

[Rain] : I hope we’ll get along with each other. Thank you for coming in today.

[KCM]: Thank you.

[Lee Joon Hyuk] :Thank you.

[Rain] : My, time flies! I didn’t realize how late it was!

[KCM] : Small gifts will be provided for sergeant “Howang”, “Girl Like Sprout”, and “ㅎㄹㅁ”.

[Rain] : This has been Rain.

[KCM] : This has been KCM.

[Lee Joon Hyuk] : This has been ‘Lee Joon Hyuk’.

All : Thank you.


~ by Cloud USA on September 16, 2012.

4 Responses to “[ETA Eng trans][audio clip] Rain and KCM’s 질주본능/Speeding Instinct military radio show. (9/16)”

  1. I have laughed so hard til I just turned red in the face ROFLMAO :D..All of Rain and KCM radio shows have been great but this one just takes the cake!..OMG the things that comes out of Jihoon’s mouth is to funny hahahahha, oh yeah and by the way Jihoon minding your language just went out window boo boo. I love you for being just you dear. Lee Joon Hyuk you ROCK!!!..its ok if Jihoon can’t cook you’re nachos or Pepperoni Pizza lol just eat whatever he makes you and I will cook your favorites for you :).

    Terri and Stephe I thank you for sharing this with us cause I just had a ball reading and listening to my sexy kimchi’s lmao


  2. l love reading about that he tries to rescue the female., even tho she didn;t appreciate it, you go superman ;]


  3. [Rain] : In my case, it’s getting close to being able to leave the army. (laughs)
    [KMC]: The same is true of my case. (laughs)
    ahhahah YES FLY…. i want u two OUT here now i bet how anxious Rain get out from ARMY and get back track on his entertainment and Album and filming another Movies ect… oh yeah i am waiting for u too

    [Rain] : On the street I’ve found many advertising pamphlets showing women in bikinis. (laughs)
    ahahahah naughty rain u such naughty ekekekek [;P]

    DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT???????????
    Rain] : I like wearing bangs.
    OH YEAH BABYit so true boo… i miss your bang so much please let it grow back when u come back oh yeah i can;t see it again now that my baby boo !! LOVE WHAT HE SAID!!!

    [Rain] : Even though you may feel there is something lacking in my look, those men looking like me are being recognized as real handsome men in the 21st century. (laughs)
    [KCM] : What do you think of me? (laughs)
    [Rain] : I feel there are many things that need to be done in your look. (laughs)
    RAIN is real handsome men in the 21st century. THAT SO TRUE to me he personality and who he is he JUST so HANDSOME !


  4. For sure he’s going to appreciate the Kleenex, lemon tea, and the Vicks Vapo-Rub Stephe xD! his allergies seems to persist, hope he get better soon…even so, it was really nice to have him back 🙂


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